"I knew today was going to be a bad day. Waking up with a headache and then slipping on the bathroom floor! Not to mention the potential war with the Chinese Federation! Being the emperor is no easy task!" Charles continued to grumble to himself as he walked into the throne room. Squatting by the throne was Prince Schneizel tinkering with some cords. "Schneizel! Are you quite done yet?"

"Father, this isn't as easy as it looks! I stayed up all night trying to set up the wireless internet you asked for. I had to unpack the router, install multiple programs on your computer and-"

"That's enough," Charles said raising his hand to stop him. "Just tell me, is it ready yet?"

"Well, it is now father. So all you have to do-"

"I said that's enough. You can leave now." Charles stepped up and sat down on his chair. Schneizel rubbed his eyes as he walked out of the room. "Finally I'll be able to see what this internet thing is all about." He booted up his laptop and opened up firefox. "Now what was the website that Odysseus was talking about? Omega? Eggland? No that's not right. Omegle? Yes that was it!" Charles typed the address in and started a new conversation.

"Hey, asl?" the stranger wrote.

"Huh? asl?" He thought to himself. "Um 'Is that the newest knightmare frame?'"

"Your conversational partner has disconnected" the website displayed.

"I wonder what his problem is?" He thought. "Next person."

"18/f/eu you horny?" The new person said.

"Am I horny!" Charles typed. "Who are you to ask that of me?

"Want to cyber?"

Charles started to think. "Cyber? Maybe Schneizel will know. Schneizel!" He yelled.

Schneizel walked in with his eyes half closed. "Father, I was about to go to bed. Is the internet working for you?

"I want to cyber with this person. How do I do it?"

Schneizel's eyes opened as far as they could. "WHAT? Father, why do you want to cyber?"

"I thought it would be the perfect chance to gain intelligence on the EU."

"Father, cybering is short for cyber sex."

"Oh, that would explain why she asked if I was horny." Charles said half amused.

"Are you on chat roulette father?"

"No, Omegle. Why?"

Schneizel started walking out of the room again. "Never mind. Goodnight." As soon as he had left Charles typed in the address for chat roulette.

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Stay tuned for Chapter 2! ~