Steel Armored Dragon: Hello, welcome to 'Who wants to be an $8.14 winner, person, dragon, guy, girl… thing.' *takes deep breath* I will be asking the characters of Spyro, and my OC's, a series of 1 cent questions. Meaning sit tight, folks, this could take a while. My assistant, James, will help me demonstrate how this'll work.
James: Ya' finally shut up!
SAD: are you ready?
James: no.
SAD: good! *sly grin* first question. If you were caught between 2 walls that were closing in on you, what would you do? *mouthing* watch the subtitles. *out loud* A) nothing, B) nouthing, C) nuthing, or D) all of the above.
James: uh……… trick question.
SAD:*dramatic pause* WRONG!!!! The answer was B) nouthing!
James: But you said that all three times!
SAD: I told you to watch the subtitles. I had 3 differing spellings!
James: GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAD: get the (bleep) of my (bleep)in' stage!
James: (BLEEP) YOU!!!!!!!!!! *mumbles choice curses* (bleep) (bleep) three strikes.
SAD: fine, we'll use the stupid "Three Strikes" rule.
James: YES!!! *jumps and punches the air*
SAD: #2 of 814: Finish the verse of this song, AND NAME IT AND THE BAND!
James: Bring it on!
SAD: On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair… go.
James: *singing in key* Warm smell of bleed-dust risin' up through the air. Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light. My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim, I had to stop for the night.
SAD: you can stop now. What is it and who played it?
James: Hotel California, The Eagles.
SAD: *dramatic pause* That is……. CORRECT! And you get 11 cents, 10 extra for singing.
James: YES!!!!!!
SAD: now leave.
James: darn.
SAD: you get over paid to stand around and do nothing!
James: that is true.
SAD: *to crowd* well, we're gonna take a quick commercial break, and when we come back, we will see who will go first on…
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