world aka hell

bella is having a tough week until she meets a stranger. who is actually turning her life around

who knew people could have a good time on this world aka hell?

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BELLA POV

HEY EVERYBODY MY NAME IS ISABELLA SWAN AKA BELLA I HATE MY FIRST NAME ITS SO FORMAL AND MY WEEK HAS BEEN HELL. FIRST I FIND MY BOYFRIEND OF 3 YEARS CHEATING ON ME WITH SOME RED-HEADED SLUT WHO WAS WEARING MY ROBE . SECOND I LOST MY PHONE NOW but got a new one. THIRD I ALMOST BROKE MY ARM. ITS LIKE I'M JUST LIKE COVERED WITH BAD LUCK.

SO GET READY PEOPLE I'M ABOUT TO BLOW YOUR MINDS. OKAY SO I WALK INTO STARBUCKS BECAUSE I ADORE COFFEE. SO I GET MY ICED COFFEE WHEN I BUMP INTO A HARD CHEST I LOOK UP AND I SEE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SHADE OF GREEN EVER. I JUST STAND THERE STARING LIKE A IDIOT. UNTIL I HEAR HIM SPEAK HIS VOICE IS LIKE MELTED HONEY AND SEX.

HE SAYS ' ARE YOU OKAY.

I SAY ' YES IM FINE '.

HE SAYS ' IM SORRY I WASNT LOOKING WILL YOU FORGIVE ME'.

I SAY 'ITS OKAY...

' EDWARD MY NAME IS EDWARD'.

'ALRIGHT THEN EDWARD I FORGIVE YOU AND BYE I'LL SEE YOU AROUND'.

THEN I WALK OFF UNTIL HE YELLS 'WAIT'

HE CATCHES UP TO ME AND ASKS FOR MY NUMBER AND I GIVE IT TO HIM THEN HE WALKS OFF AND SAYS HE WILL CALL ME.

I SAY OK HOW LAME CAN I GET.

I WAS SURPRISED WHAT WOULD A GOD LIKE HIM SEE IN ME WITH HIS CHISELED JAW ,CROOKED SMILE ,AND BEAUTIFUL GREEN EYEs.

so i head home to se what happens.i go home and guess what i don't have my fucking keys ughh i hate this freaking did i mention i was a lawyer a good one but still why i get my i forgot key yea don't laugh i have one i sit on my red leather couch and order takeout and watch the heat. i almost peed on myself from laughing so hard then i got tired and went to take a nap .then i wake up from my ringtone eminem ft rihanna the monster to my surprise its... EDWARD i smile i answer and hear his honey mixed with sex voice i melt. so he asked me on a date friday night of corse i say yes he says he'll pick me up at 7. then we said bye in your face world Bella got a hot date i do my happy dance and call up my girls Alice Brandon and Rosalie Hale. i've known them since middle school=besties 4 life so i do threeway both answer.

both say in unison 'whats up bitch

i say 'nothing ho's

alice says who you callin a ho don't make me get on your bony white ass

rose says 'yea we'll ghetto stomp yo ass in a second so watch ya mouth

i say' alright dang always got to be hard on a sista'

we all burst out laughing

rose says ' sooooo what you call us for

i say ' i got some exciting news.

ali says 'what'

i say 'i got a date'

they both scream then started asking questions like is he hot? what does he look like? whats his name?

i say ' slow the fuck down to answer your question yes smokin hot chiseled jaw , beautiful green eyes, awsome body, bronze sex hair and and voice is like melted honey and sex'

alice says 'you know what this means...SHOPPING!

i groan 'why'

rose says ' duh so you can be more beautiful than you already are'

i say 'i'm not that beautiful compared to you and ali'

alice says' yes you are if i was a lezzie i'll fuck you'

rose says 'me to'

in unison they say 'im coming over'

i think to myself what have i done