A/N: this fic wasn't the one I planned to be my first RobJohn…it's sort of a RobJohn but it's technically an OliverJohnny (does that make sense?)…but what the heck, it's the fist one I got to publish…here it is…and as I said in my similarly plotted CLAMP Gauken fic…your days deserve laughs…Enjoy!xD

Of Love and Indigestion

OneShot

Robert and Johnny left France on a private jet. Their meeting with the two younger members of the Majestics had ended and the Scott wasn't exactly on good terms with anyone.

He and their team captain sat in silence on the jet. The German shot a glance of concern at his quick-tempered best friend and battled with himself in what to do about what to do in this awkward situation when he heard him sniff.

"Johnny?" Robert asked cautiously, wine red eyes widening at the uncharacteristic display of emotion.

"It hurts…" the redhead replied softly and leaned into the comforting hug the purple-haired teen offered.

The pain inside Jonathan McGreggor was beyond measure. It was like his chest was open and bleeding for the entire world to see and poke at. It was like some invisible beast feasted on his guts, leaving his body virtually empty. It seemed like on inescapable pain that all human beings fear would swallow them like perpetual darkness leaving one with nothing to live for, decapitating one of ones capability to do anything involving enjoyment of the light of day, the richness of life. The pain coursed through his blood, paralyzing his wretched body. The inner wound would only worsen if moved and the Scott's only outlet would be the tears that streamed out of ocean deep eyes as he cried to fruitlessly cure his ailment, much to his dismay.

"Did you have a quarrel with Oliver?" Robert asked kindly, figuring that an argument with his best friend's boyfriend would be the cause of his excruciating woes.

Johnny's face scrunched up and he violently shook his head as more tears fell.

"I don't know what to do…" he managed to choke out. "I don't know where to go…d-damn…"

The German nodded sympathetically and rubbed the other boy's shoulder. "It's all right…thing's will work out…"

But Johnny let out a cry of pain. Robert was alarmed.

"Jonathan? DID you have a fight with Oliver?" he asked, doubtful of where the Scott's actions were leading.

Again, the boy shook his red head and sniffed. "I hate this…" he said through gritted teeth. Germany was still an hour away and he couldn't stand the hurt much longer.

"Johnny?" Robert asked, deeply concerned for his best man's welfare.

"I wish…I wish…" Johnny began but interrupted himself with a painful outburst. "I-I've got bad eggs…I wish I'd crapped at Oliver's mansion…"

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A/N: review me if you didn't get the joke…and by the way, thanks to my mother for suggesting this plot bunny for me! enjoy!xD ciAo…