Title- Life not always going right
Pairing- L/Raito
Warning's- OOC'ness
This has been revised, yay!
I have wanted to do stories that range from angst to crack. So I have decided to do some one-shots and others will be connected to one another. I will have stories that are AU's and others that are directly linked to death note. Hope you all enjoy them.
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Raito was lying on the ground and L's fingers were moving quickly on his laptop. The task force had the day off, since Raito had kept complaining that L was stealing away all his precious teen years.
The detective had conceded, once a month went by and Raito started blackmailing him with sweets. The younger man had gotten Watari on his side somehow and L had no choice but to agree.
"Ryuuzaki I'm bored!" Raito declared sitting up and looking up at L; who was sitting on the couch. "Not my problem Raito-kun," L said not even looking up from his laptop, which he was being balancing on the top of his knees.
Raito stood up and grabbed the laptop away from L.
"Raito-kun give me back my laptop now," L firmly stated, as he reached for it, but Raito held it over his head.
"No," Raito said smiling innocently. "I will kick you," L deadpanned, while looking at his laptop longingly. "I will give it back to you on one condition," Raito said as he balanced the laptop in one hand, while he used his other hand to held up his index finger.
"What is Raito-kun's condition?" L flatly asked. "I want you and me to watch a movie and you have to pay attention, while not working" Raito said seriously.
Ryuuzaki contemplated what he could do. On one hand he could kick Raito and get his laptop back that way. But there was a 90 chance that it would somehow hit the floor before he could rescue it from Raito's evil clutches. Or he could comply and watch whatever the hell Raito was so desperate see.
"Fine, what does Raito-kun wish to watch?" L sullenly asked.
A bright smile flashed across Raito's face. "I want to watch 'The Secret'." Raito joyously said.
"You mean that book where it says that the power of positive thinking can make a person's wish come true?" L unhappily deadpanned. Watari had been trying to get L to watch that for awhile now. He refused to watch a movie that had so many stupid people in one place.
"Is Raito-kun sure he wants to see that. Out of all the movies you could possible chose from?" L hid the note of desperation in his voice.
"Your thinking is such a downer Ryuuzaki; you need to watch something that will brighten your day's!" Raito happily pointed out.
"I highly doubt that watching that movie will brighten my day," L mumbled.
"It's that movie, or you can kiss your files goodbye," Raito threatened. L eyes narrowed at the younger man. 'He is just asking for a bitch slap,' L thought darkly.
"Do you have that movie in here, or do we have to get Watari to get it?" Raito asked looking around the room; he pulled the laptop back down so it was in front of his chest. "It is in the T.V. cabinet," L reluctantly stated as he outstretched his arms to receive his prized laptop.
Raito hastily gave it to him, while stepping over the coffee table to go get the movie; the chain stretching almost all the way.
"Was the bad Raito-kun mean to you," L whispered to his laptop and hugged it briefly. "Daddy promises it won't happen again," L said rubbing his check against the glowing screen. He saved his files and shut the computer down, before placing it on the coffee table gently.
Ryuuzaki was greeted with the picture of Raito's butt sticking up in the air as the younger man leaned over and tried to find the DVD. "Does Raito-kun need help?" L asked, but didn't remove his gaze from the view, since Raito was swaying his butt back and forth and humming an unfamiliar song.
"No I found it!" Raito said standing up, after grabbing the film in his hands. Raito opened up the DVD case and put the DVD in the player and shut it.
He made his way over to L and plopped down next to the detective on the couch, squirming around in anticipation.
L grabbed the remote off of the floor and turned the T.V. on where 'The Secret's' main menu was. Raito smiled happily and L reluctantly pushed the play button.
For five minutes the people talked on the screen talked about how wonderful 'The Secret' was. "I must know what the secret is, Ryuuzaki why won't they tell me already!" Raito whined as he grabbed L's shirt and shook the detective roughly.
L grabbed Raito's hands before talking, "we can watch something el.." Ryuuzaki began, but at that moment the people on the TV screen had to betray him.
"The Secret is the law of attraction" the women on the screen said, like it was the most amazing thing in the world.
'The bastards knew I was almost home free from this film,' L thought bitterly wishing the creator of the movie a slow and painful death.
"Of course!" Raito declared quite happily that he now knew and was sitting on the edge of his seat enthralled by the movie.
'Law of attraction, not just for looks,' L thought flatly. Only half paying attention to the movie and the other half devoted to wondering what sweets he would be eating later on that day.
"When we think of something passionately it will happen faster," the voice on the TV screen said. That caught L's attention. 'Movie ends now, movie ends now,' L thought passionately, but no such luck for twenty minutes went by and L glared at the screen.
'I knew it they are lying bastards,' L turned his attention to Raito who was moving closer to the TV and looking ready to praise it as his new god.
'Suspicion of Raito being Kira has gone down by 5%. Kira would not bow down to a stupid movie based on a book of positive thinking. I wonder if that is how Kira kills.' L thought idly, but threw away the last part of the idea.
The movie was moving into the next section, which was on relationships. 'Oh joy, just what I always wanted to learn about from a bunch of people who act like a cult,' L thought humorlessly.
By now Raito was bowing in front of the TV looking ready to call it 'my liege.' L threw a lollipop at the younger man's head, but it had no effect on Raito. 'He has been ensnared into their trap; what a waste of genius,' L shook his head sadly.
"Before you fall in love with another person you must first love yourself," a woman said on the screen, her hair sticking up like a mini hurricane had hit it. 'And she loves that look to,' L winced at the sight. 'At least my hair is puffy and cute, she has nothing on me' L thought proud of his puff. He tried to do a hair flip, but the puff only moved a few inches, to L's slight disappointment.
"We shouldn't be looking for the bad in another person; instead, we should be appreciating the other person," another women said dramatically.
Raito turned his attention to L. "You know Ryuuzaki she has a good point. You should be appreciating me more. I put up with a lot of your crap. Since you constantly accuse me of being Kira and you always leave cake crumbs in the bed. How the hell am I supposed to sleep in the nude when I have the fear of crumbs going up my sexy butt" Raito's voice rose with every word.
He stood up and pushed L's legs down into a normal sitting position before sitting on the detective.
"You know Raito-kun you should be complimenting me and not complaining. Also you are against sleeping in the nude." L pointed out while bringing a thumb up to his mouth and smiling innocently. L's free arm snaked around Raito hips to press the younger man more firmly against his chest.
"Doesn't mean I don't want to try it sometime, we both know how sexy my ass is," Raito said and squirmed against L's neither region to prove his point. L held back a small moan and used his free arm to pinch Raito's butt.
The younger man released a small yelp in surprise. "What the hell was that for?" Raito asked, rubbing his sore butt. "Raito-kun is quite heavy" L said like it was the most obvious thing in the world. "I am not heavy!" Raito protested, while glaring at L and moving to the other side of the couch.
The rest of the movie passed with L snorting at a comment they made every so often about how positive thinking will help a person and how negative thinking will screw a person over.
The credits finally came by and L leapt off the couch and tore the DVD out of the player before moving to the window.
"What are you doing Ryuuzaki?" Raito asked, as he was dragged toward the window. "Making sure this DVD will never be in this apartment again" L stated, as he opened up the window.
"You're not really going to throw it out the window are you?" Raito exclaimed, his eyes widening. Raito's hand shot out, trying to grab the DVD.
"Yes I am," L said using the chain to wrap it around Raito. Pinning the younger mans arms to his side.
"Give me the wonderful DVD now!" Raito demanded trying to untangle himself from the chains, but had no luck.
"No Raito-kun this DVD has made you a slave for it. I am doing us both a favor and banishing it from this apartment," Ryuuzaki said and tossed it out of the twenty story window.
"OMG L OMG" Raito exclaimed as L flung the DVD out of the window like a Frisbee. Raito jumped closer to the window hoping to somehow catch it with his teeth, but no such luck. "You look like a dog when you do that," L said amused and Raito glared daggers.
"It is probably going to kill someone," Raito moodily mumbled and the two watched the evil disk, as L put it, go straight threw a person's car that was parked on the opposite side of the street.
The alarm system went off and L smirked in satisfaction, glad that the evil disk was gone.
"See Raito-kun no one was injured," L said yanking Raito back to the couch.
"What if the person was a good person?" Raito muttered, outraged that L had done that.
"According to your movie the person would have had it coming because that person would be attracting negative thoughts and actions around themselves. I feel no guilt what so ever," L opened his laptop and balanced it on his knees.
"There is a chance that they would have been a positive thinker and you just killed that," Raito pointed out still struggling to break free. L tugged the chain and Raito went spinning as the chain began to unravel. Raito's legs hit the coffee table and the teenager fell unto the table in a heap.
"I guess they aren't any more," L shrugged his shoulders.
L's cell phone went off and he grabbed it out of his front pocket.
"Yes," L said balancing the phone between his check and shoulder.
"I am sorry to bother you Ryuuzaki but it would seem that a DVD has just destroyed the car," Watari's voice said from the other line.
L lost his grip on the laptop and it crashed onto the floor. "Are you sure it was ours? Don't you usually park inside the building?" L asked praying that Watari was lying.
"I am positive. The car was parked outside since I am running a few errands today and I left it outside last night, so I wouldn't have to go through so many checkpoints. But I will go out and purchase a new car now," Watari said from the other line.
"I see, please buy a model of the same car then," L said and shut the phone of before placing it in his pocket.
"Ryuuzaki was that your car?" Raito inquired, propping himself up on his elbows and looking over at L smugly.
"I still do not believe in that crap," L mumbled tightly, while picking his laptop up and making sure it still worked.
L hit a few keys and was glad that at least his laptop had not suffered from the abuse of falling.
"Sure," Raito said in a sing song voice. L glared at the younger man before turning his attention back to laptop. An error sign came up. "Daddy apologizes for lying," L stroked his computer a few times before closing it.
Ryuuzaki's eyes moved up to the ceiling. 'The universe is a bitch,' L thought sourly before re-calling Watari and telling the older gentleman that his laptop needed fixing.
"So Ryuuzaki are you still a non-believer?" Raito asked, as he stood up fluidly from the coffee table, smiling like a Cheshire cat.
L kicked Raito in the gut and was quite satisfied to see Raito laying on the ground in pain. "Yes I am still a non-believer and am feeling quite better now," L responded. He made his way to the kitchen, dragging Raito behind him to get some strawberry cake.
'The secret be damned for strawberry cheesecake makes everything better. No amount of negative thinking would ruin that,' L brightly thought as he walked into the kitchen. A mortified scream left his mouth when he saw all the cheesecake was gone.
Raito had finished it off the night before, but L didn't need to know that.
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So what did you all think of the first chapter? I am hoping it went well, did it?
Has anyone ever read or watched 'The Secret?' Personally I think it is a bunch of crap, I do agree with the whole positive thinking part but some of the things they said in there were just going overboard.
By the way I have no idea what will happen if a person throws a DVD out of a twenty story window but let's just say it has massive destructive power!
Please review and tell me what you all thought about this! Even if you think it is crap, reviews would be much appreciated.
-rain angst