Once A pon a Time...
"IM A SEXY DUDE OH YAH IM A SEXY FLASHLIGHT WITH MY HANDS UP YOUR FLOWER OOOH LA LA OOOH LA LA IM A SEXY BITCH WITH A BOTLE OF HAND SANATIZA!"
"NATSUME WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU" Aoi Sakura walked into Natsume Hyuuga's room "STFU IM JAMMIN OUT" natsume replied aoi shivered "YOUR LAST NAME REMINDS ME OF BARF"
natsume smiled "I LIKE BARF :3"
aoi "oh do you? ;D"
natsume nodded "IT REMINDS ME WHEN I CLEANED UP AT THAT SCHOOL" "oh yah you were a janitor werent you?"
"i forgot" natsume giggled "MOM" mikan walked into the room "WHERE THE HELL IS MY FUCKING NEOPET MASK"
Natsume looked at his son "Aw Shucks mikan ;D I WAS COSPLAYING YOU IDIOT"
"BUT MOOOM WHATS WITH YOU LATELY YOUR SUCH A FLASHLIGHT"
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUN
1 Hour Later
"I love you natsume" mikan started crying"I love you too son" natsume leaned over and stuck his tongue into her nose "Mmmm Mom that feels so good ;D"
Natsume smirked and stuck his fingers into her nose also, feeling all the snot ";D"
"mmmm more mom get into my nose deeper 8D"
1 HOUR LATER
Narumi moaned as Yuka start cutting his arms off "that feels so good yuka 8D" "mhhmm" Yula sliced his foot off blood was leaking onto the stair, and soon started flooding natsumes room "WHAT THE FUCK DUDE" natsume said, drowning in the blood natsume felt something touch him and looked down to see narumi's head "WHAT THE...UNICORNS TUSK?"
natsume swam up to the surface of the blood, hitting his head on the wall
Chapter 1 - End