A/N: So, since we've all been talking about HetaOni in Letters and Cupcakes, I decided to make a 2P HetaOni fic! Enjoy!


It was another normal meeting in the 2P world: England was trying to kill Spain, Japan was trying to kill England, and America was trying to kill Japan. So yeah, typical meeting. That is, until all four of the countries trying to kill each other were pinned to the wall with a knife and actually stopped in their normal rampage.

"Dude, what's the big idea?" shouted America, glaring at the person who had thrown the knives.

"I found something," he said, smirking a little. "You know that abandoned mansion down the road? Well, there are some very interesting rumors about it."

"Like what?" asked Japan.

"Like people going in and never coming out again."

"Ooh, that does sound interesting!" said England. "We should go there!"

"Yeah, that's what I was getting at. So who wants to come?"

Since only the main powers were the ones who usually showed up, they all agreed to come.

"Okay, so we can split up into our normal groups and go there tonight. Sound good?"

Everyone nodded their heads, excited and anxious for that night.

… That night …

"We're here," said Italy.

"This place is kinda creepy," said Germany, looking up at the mansion.

"Tch, we'll be fine," said Japan, rolling his eyes at his companion.

Prussia just glanced at the mansion and said, "It looks depressing."

"Everything looks depressing to you, bruder," said Germany.

"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go in," said Japan, walking forward and opening the doors. Upon entering, the four countries looked around.

"It's really clean," muttered Germany.

"Yes, almost too clean. I thought it was abandoned," said Japan with a pointed look at Italy.

"Yeah, that's what I thought too. Maybe I was mistaken," Italy said with a shrug.

"Well, let's look around," said Japan with a sigh.

Suddenly, there was a loud crashing sound. Germany was the only one to jump in surprise. Italy and Japan just glanced up, curious, while Prussia continued to look at the ground.

"I'm going to go see what that was," said Japan.

"Kay. Don't get killed," said Italy encouragingly…sort of.

Japan walked off in the direction of the sound, soon entering a kitchen-like room. He looked around a little bit before he spotted a broken plate.

"So that's what it was. Hmm, it could be useful," he said while putting a piece of it in his pocket. He walked back out of the room and into the now empty main entryway of the house.

"Where'd they all go?" he wondered aloud as he looked around. "Tch, they must have just decided to leave me here."

He started to look for them, walking through the doorway across from the front door. He tried the few doors that were situated along the walls, but all of them were locked. He left that room and went down the hallway to the left of the front door. When he reached a hallway with a door at the end, he saw something enter the door. He stood still and waited for it to enter before walking up to the door and trying the handle.

"That thing must have locked it," he said, walking away from the door and back to the entryway. "Maybe they're upstairs."

He walked up the stairs and looked around before turning left and trying the two doors there. He was surprised when one of them opened. As he entered the room, he immediately noticed something familiar on a bed in the corner.

"What? This looks like Germany's pistol. That coward's probably hiding in here."

He looked under the bed and in every corner of the room, but didn't find Germany. He left the room and turned left, trying the doors on the opposite side of the stairs. One of the doors there opened also.

"That's odd," said Japan, looking at the curtain in the back corner. "But a perfect hiding place."

Japan walked over to the curtain and pushed it open, finding Germany sitting there, shaking.

"Hey! Pull yourself together!" Japan shouted.

Germany just continued to shake, seemingly not noticing him.

"Tch," Japan said, annoyed at his companion's cowardliness. "I guess I'll have to help him."

He left the room and went back downstairs, looking for water. He found a bathroom and entered it, finding a sink.

"Good, it works," he said, not wanting to look any more than he had to. He filled a glass with the water and brought it back upstairs to Germany. He handed him the water, and Germany shakily gulped it down.

"Th-Thanks," Germany stuttered, still shaking a little. "But are you sure that was water?"

"No," Japan said bluntly.

"Oh…" said Germany, now a little more scared.

"Where'd the others go?" asked Japan.

"U-Umm, I'm not sure. I think they might have run up the stairs too, but I was too freaked out to notice."

"Tch. I'll have to go look for them, then," said Japan, starting to walk out.

"W-Wait! I found this key while I was running," said Germany, handing Japan a key.

"Oh, thanks," said Japan, snatching the key from Germany's hand. He then walked out and shut the door behind him, leaving Germany to calm down a little more. He decided to start on the first floor first and work his way up. He turned right after getting downstairs and tried all the doors over there. When none of those worked, he tried the other side of the stairs. When he inserted the key into the first door there, he twisted the knob and it opened. He entered the room but then stopped dead when he saw something moving in the room. When he didn't see the thing anymore, he entered the room and looked around. He walked up to one of the many bookshelves in the room and looked at the books.

"Hmm, some of these look interesting. Too bad I don't have enough time to look at them."

He walked over to a table that had an assortment of books and maps on it.

"Wait!" he said, picking up something on the table. "This is an onigiri! What would something like this be doing here?"

Almost immediately after finding the onigiri, the thing appeared. Japan quickly pocketed the onigiri before facing the thing. It ran up to him and Japan unsheathed his sword, jumping out of reach of the thing and also wounding it in the process. It turned back to him and attacked again, and this time it hit Japan a little. He grimaced a little before slashing at it and jumping out of the way. Suddenly, it said, "YoU wOn'T eScApE!" in a strange voice and attacked Japan with some sort of strange power. Japan barely missed the attack, jumping out of the way and tumbling off to the side. Japan then used his own special attack and hit the monster, leaving it stunned. He rushed over to the door in an attempt to get out.

"It's locked!" he exclaimed. He quickly looked around the room and found the key in the back corner, strangely enough. The thing was limping after him as he picked the key up and ran back to the door, unlocking it and leaving the room.


A/N: Tada! So, how'd ya like it? Tell me in a review please!

EDIT: So I didn't do much to this chapter, but I decided to edit this story! I do hope you still like it!