Reposted 'cause I spelled Lily's wrong in the 1st. :(

Disclaimer- Yes, I do own this. All of this!!! HARRY POTTER IS MINE!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!(shout from off screen) Yes, what? I don't? Oops!!! Cancel my book signing then. Sigh. Enjoy this anyway. Stupid lawyers...

Lily- We really shouldn't be doing this.

Slughorn- Oh really…

Lily- We are going to get caught!!! We really should end this!!!

Slughorn- But you don't want it to end, am I right Lily m'dear?

Lily- (mumble)

Slughorn- What was that? I didn't catch it.

Lily- NoIdon'twantittoend.

Slughorn- Once again please?

Lily- I DON"T WANT IT TO END!!!!

Slughorn- Shh!!! Not so loud! The dungeon echos...

Lily- Sorry...

Slughorn- That's alright Lily. Shall we begin?

Lily- (eagarly) Yes, lets!

Slughorn- You have all of the preparations?

Lily- (snort) Of course! You think me a beginner?

Slughorn- (smiles) Just making sure. Let's begin.

Short Time Later

Slughorn- How was that?

Lily- (sighs) Great as ever. Forget what I said earlier. We should do this more often.

Slughorn- I very much agree m'dear. You worked perfectly.

Lily- You're the only one I'd ever want to do this with.

Slughorn- And why's that?

Lily- Well, you do have...something I need for this. And your thing works perfectly

Slughorn- I can't deny that m'dear and... (hears footsteps) Quick Lily, hide!

Dumbledore- Professor Slughorn?

Slughorn- Ye-yes?

Dumbledore- I have heard that a certain Lily Evan and yourself have been spending a lot of time here. After hours. In your private room. Is she here now?

Slughorn- No. Yes. Maybe.

Lily- Yes. I'm here professor. (hangs head) We're both at fault here.

Dumbledore- You are correct at that. Now, I don't think there is need to inform anyone else of this, but I insist that you stop.

Slughorn- Yes professor. I am ashamed at myself.

Lily- Yes professor. No more baking chocolate chip cookies with the potion master after hours for me! Even though he has the best oven in the whole school!!!!

Expecting something different? Sickheads, I'm not that perverted!!!!!!!!!!!!

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