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Jay's Last Revenge
Jay was not please. He had caught Mello stealing his stoplight.
He had caught Mello in general, and was prepared to take what would be his Last Revenge. "Prepare to be revenged." Jay revenged.
Mello tried to say something, but he had been mugged in revenge by Jay. So he wasn't awake for that.
Little did Jay know that Mello actually was awake! And that he just couldn't say anything because he had just died seconds after that was said to him. "Noooo!" Jay screamed. His revenged had failed. Mello was dead, and would therefore be in the papers, and have a funeral, and Jay would be out of the spotlight once again.
So Jay decided to hid the body. He dumped it in a sewage tank and then started to plot an attention stealing stunt.
First, he killed all of the main characters (other than himself.) The world followed. "HA! Now, there is no-one to pay attention to but me!" Jay giggled with joy. "…Sh*t."
The End