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Matt's Last Jay
Matt was tired of being the background character that everyone bossed around. So he decided that for at least once in his life, he would be the main character. So he was. And so Jay's Last Matt because Matt's Last Jay, which was significantly less cool. But this time, Matt was cooler than Jay. He was JayMatt. JayMatt guffawed like a supervillain, but not. Because he was the main character. Duh. Then he just stood there awkwardly, because he wasn't sure what to do next. He wasn't used to being the central figure to the story. But he had to push the plot forward somehow! So JayMatt eventually decided that he would take his revenge on all the characters that were usually more important than him. So JayMatt sat down to plot his vengeance.
On the other side of the story Jay was crying. He can't believe it's not butter. JayMatt decided the best way to pull off his extraordinary revenge. "Why don't I stab them all? WITH A FAKE KNIFE? That'll show them!" It'll be the best practical joke ever! First he stabbed MattImean Near but accidentally with a real knife.
Oops. Oh well. So JayMatt threw the knife and body in the trunk of his car and drove off to his next revenge. So next JayMatt found Mello and hit him over the head with a garden gnome so that he passed out. Then he chopped of Mello's arm and put in a blender and fed it to him. Then he drove off.
Mello died of blood loss. Then he found LIght (who isn't even in any of these fics[except maybe once]) and chopped off his death note. Then he ate his liver, the source of of his power, so now he was without power, he was POWERLESS! Then Light died. Then Jay died. They JayMateImean JayMatt was alone and died of old age in a cabin after begin shot.
Multiple times.
The End