Yeah, I don't own any of this stuff, but wouldn't it be awesome if I did? Yeah I promise to put back all of the wonderful Ms. Rowling's characters when I am done. Although I have requested that I have a little bit more time with Severus, but that is just because he is so darn cute. Oh and I also don't own Back In Black by AC/DC, my friend Lauren wishes she did though.

Chapter 1:

"My god Miss Granger, what is this insufferable noise you are listening to?"

Hermione Granger bit back a smile, knowing it would just upset him more. She was Professor Snape's apprentice, and they had developed what could be considered a working relationship, which basically meant that Snape had learned to tolerate having her in his presence for more than a normal class period, but she cherished it none the less. At the present time, however, she appeared to be getting on his nerves just a little bit. As he yelled she managed to start daydreaming about the past, and the war.

The war was over and life was going on. Well, at least as well as life could go on with all of the losses suffered. Losses to the Light were small, but there were still enough people missing from Hermione's life to make a difference. Parvati Patil, Percy Weasley, Seamus, and Hagrid, to name a few, were casualties. She would still wake up screaming at night, not an unusual occurrence for any of the war veterans.

Professor Snape was most definitely on the top of the list of war heroes. After being accused of the murder of Albus Dumbledore, he was on the run with Draco Malfoy or about a month. But it wasn't true, he hadn't murdered his only father figure, in fact Albus wasn't even dead! That night on the Astronomy Tower, he didn't say the Killing Curse with the intent to kill, instead he used non-verbal magic and put a curse on Dumbledore that would cause him to stop breathing and fall into unconsciousness while still being alive. He then, a split second later, sent a cushioning charm and a strong disarming curse to send him over the tower without injuring him.

About a month later Albus awoke from his sleep and testified for Severus. She had to admit, it does help clear your name when the man you supposedly 'murdered' testifies on your behalf. So Severus Snape was cleared of all charges and received his old potions position back. Not that everything was back to normal. He still had people sending him death threats and nasty letters. He just got used to it.

Her parents had given her a CD player for Christmas, not knowing that electronics didn't work at Hogwarts. So she, in a burst of inspiration, had brought it with her to Diagon Alley the last time she was there and found a shop that could charm it to work inside Hogwarts. Since Professor Snape had told her that had business to attend to while she was going to be working that day, she had brought it with her. Her Aunt Jessie had given her a mixed CD with some of Hermione's favorite muggle songs on it, so she had it blaring out of the radio when he walked in.

"It's a CD player, a muggle device that….." she stopped short at the look on his face, it appeared to be a mixture of wanting to hex her and being slightly amused. "It plays music, The Beach Boys right now, but I can change songs if you would like."

Hermione was willing to bend, but there was no way he was going to make her give up the music she cherished so much. She was a freak for muggle music because it reminded her of home, and it was a lot catchier that the wizarding world's music,

"Since you apparently are not going to turn it off, yes, I would appreciate it if you would at least change songs. Oh, and who exactly is Rhonda?" he asked, clueless as to who they were singing about.

This time Hermione really had to force herself to not bust out laughing, but the song that came on next was the last straw. She let out a giant guffaw when she heard the tapping at the beginning of her favorite AC/DC song. It had to be the muggle equivalent of his theme song, and she found it hilarious. Unfortunately he didn't appear to.

"Miss Granger, what is the meaning of this. How on earth could this song be so funny that it has caused you to bust out the laughter that you have been poorly trying to hide since I stepped into the room? You should compose yourself imme…" at this point of his rant the chorus had started and he immediately got exactly why she was laughing so hard.

'Cause I'm back! Yes, I'm back!
Well, I'm back! Yes, I'm back!
Well, I'm baaack, baaack...
Well, I'm back in black,
Yes, I'm back in black!

Authors Note: sorry this is so short, I promise the next chapters will be longer that this one but my eyes actually hurt from looking at the computer for so long, so I kind of rushed this. Please review, but I do understand if you don't have time. (Lord knows I'm busy enough to understand that). The inspiration for this fic came from two occasions. One, being the time that I was talking to my friend Brooke, and she was telling me about finding people's theme songs from her mom's ipod. The other one was yesterday in the car as I was listening to mine and trying to find them. I was stumped for this one until I thought about people I didn't actually know and TADA!!!! Brilliance, sheer brilliance (just kidding, I'm not Lockhart)