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Jay's Last Appearance

Mello was chewing on some chocolate gum loudly. He was showing off his bubble blowing skills. "Ohm nom nom." He said

loudly. (Yeah I just used the same adjective twice haha) Everyone glared at Mello with distrust and hatred. Nobody liked the stupid chocogumholic, and nobody liked his chocolate gum, either.

There was a pain in Mello's heart. He wished he was liked. He wondered how he could become popular. Wait! Light Yagami! Everyone loved that crazy basturd. So he went to go find Kira.

(It's spelled "bastard", idiot. D: )

Noooooooo! Turd.

Light was chilling with Misa, and Mello came up. "Mello..!" Light hissed like an angry person.

Or a snake, with his tongue out and everything. Or that's what Mello saw. Also, there was his secret twin, Misa.

"Misa Misa!" Misa cried like a Pokemon upon seeing her secret twin sister, Mello. Light got out his Deaf Not and proceeded to write Mello's name. Nothing happen. "Dammit! He got me!" Light screamed dramatically, grasping his head.

The secret twins stared at light, who tucked the Deaf Not away, straightened up, and pulled out a gun.

Bang! He shot himself in the face. AAAAAAAAAHHH! D':

The End

P.S. Misa cried, then went on a wild rampage, killing everyone in sight. LOL!