Winry Rockbell was soooo effing horny. Ed wasn't home. He was probably stone-drunk with his granny. It happened every time Pinako came to town.
Al was over, though. He came delivering milk from town.
"Somebody call for the milk man?" Al said.
Winry was scared she would embarrass herself in front of him. Lately she had been having gastro-intestinal problems.
"Hiiiii Al," she said with a grin.
"Suuup, my brother's wife," Al replied, smiling.
Winry farted.
"Oh my." Al raised his eyebrows.
"Oh excuse me."
"I want you," Al said suddenly.
"Ok."
They went to a bed. They got naked. Al immediately attacked her, throwing her roughly on the bed. He took his coat and spanked her. Winry stopped her childhood friend.
"Wait," she said. "Before we start…I need you to do something for me."
"ANYTHINGNGGG…" Al drooled.
"I want you…to do alchemy for me."
"Wha?"
"Ed can't do alchemy anymore. It was always such a huge turn-on for me," Winry explained.
"Oooooh, you kinky," Al said.
Al clapped his stubby hands on her boobies.
"oh my Al! you're a real man unlike my faithful husband."
"you want me in the backdoor?
Winry nodded, unable to speak. She only had one worry. She hoped she didn't fart, while he was inside her.
18 months later, Winry had two happy, happy children.