Summary: Going on dates with Shawn is never without problems. However, things get really problematic when in the morning a certain Carlton Lassiter shows up on Juliets doorstep with Shawn opening the door. Will Shules be discovered or can Shawn talk his way out of it? Only one way to find out! Shules fluff.
A/N: This is my first ever fanfiction so please keep in mind that I'm new to all of this. ...so, well, anyway, the other day I was thinking about ways how Carlton might find out about Shules and this kind of popped into my head. So after a lot of debating among myself I though: whattahell and just began writing. Hope you enjoy! Also, English is not even close to being my first language so I'm sorry if there are any grammar / spelling mistakes!
Disclamer: I do not own Psych, Oreo, Patrick Dempseys hair, ANTM or anything else for that matter.
Shules fluff, interrupted
"'Shawn, would you stop that, the movie is almost finished!", Juliet said, her eyes fixed on the television screen.
Shawn, who had had trouble focussing on the movie since it, well, began, had found another way to pass the time. It involved him on his knees following Juliet's tabby around the appartment while meowing, or communicating as he called it.
"Aww come on Jules, the plot of the movie is a bigger disaster than Lassie's hair on a regular weekday. I mean, come on, why would that hot chick fall in love for real with that annoying guy with the weird hair." He said, while keeping a close eye on the cat.
"Well, I'm dating you aren't I?" Juliet said, clearly annoyed with her boyfriends lack of interest in the movie.
"Wow Jules, just wow. The me being annoying statement I can handle but the hair? Why are you hating on the hair? It's universally known that it is one of my best features. Way to kick someone when he's down."
"Well maybe if you weren't trying to psycally connect with my cat you'd still be sitting on the couch."
"Shhh Jules... I, I believe I'm finally getting through to your cat and to tell you the truth; he is bringing up some very good points."
And with that sentence he began following the cat again while meowing back to the cat in a hushed voice.
"Yeah...really...I have to say I agree...wait what...no way..."
"Okay Jules listen up, first of all, the cat and I both agree that the only reason why anyone should even watch this movie is to be amazed by the catastrophe of Patrick Dempseys hair. Secondly, your cat wants to let you know that he prefers chicken to salmon. Though I personally still don't understand why there isn't any pineapple-flavoured catfood on the market yet. If only I could find enough investors I'm sure people and cats all over the world would..."
"SHAWN!"
"What is it my delicous little pineapple?" Shawn said with am innocent smirk on his face
"I was trying to watch a movie, now, for once in your life, do you think you can keep quiet for 4 minutes?"
"Come on Jules, 4 whole minutes? You know I can't do such a thing. That's almost as impossible as when Gus asked me to make a grocery lists without it involving pineapple and Oreo cookies. Oh, that reminds me, note to self: remember to buy..." but he stopped talking as soon as he saw Juliets angry look. Deciding he had pushed his luck and Juliets patience to the limit, he quietly sat down on the couch and started counting the seconds in his head.
(Nearly 4 excruciating long minutes for Shawn and 4 rather peaceful minutes for Juliet later)
"Two hunderd thirthy-six, two hundred thirthy-seven, two hundred thirty-eight, two hundred thirty- nine, two hundred FOURTY!" Shawn exclaimed relieved just as the end credits began to roll.
Juliet unsuccessfully tried to suspress a yawn and let her head fall upon Shawn's shoulder.
"Maybe you should be going home Shawn, it's been a long day at the station and on top of that all Carlton was in an exceptionally bad mood...ugh, I'm so tired!" she mumbled against his shoulder.
Shawn looked hurt "But we haven't even cuddled! I'll remember this next time you wanna cuddle and I don't."
"Shawn, you're the one who always wants to cuddle."
"Okay, okay fair enough, but you could reward me for staying quiet for so long, which, may I add, was an incredibly hard thing to do." Shawn said while gently stroking Juliets hair out of her face.
"Hmmm." Juliet mumbled inaudibly while snuggeling closer to Shawn, moving her head from his shoulder and laying down with her head resting on his upper-thigh.
Shawn shoved himself a little bit backwards on the couch, making more room for Juliet to lie down comfortably when he accidentally pushed a button on the remote control with his elbow, changing the channels.
"Oww Jules look at that! It's an American's Next Top Model Marathon! I can't believe my luck since Gus always 'accidentally' keeps forgetting to TiVO it. Now I can finally see all of season 13, which soa happens to be my all-time favourite season! I already have watched quite a few episodes on internet and so far I think this girl Nicole is really starting to...Jules...Jules?" Shawn said, looking down upon Juliet who was now fast asleep with a small smile still lingering on her face
"Guess I get to stay a little bit longer after all." Shawn mused, looking back to the television screen while slowly stroking Juliets hair.
Next chapter is definitely fluffier / more fluffy? (I hear it both ways I guess) but I hope this one didn't disappoint! Also, in case you were wondering, the movie Juliet iwas watching is called 'Can't Buy Me Love.'
So there'll probably be two more chapters, not entirely sure about that though since I haven't completely thought everything out yet. Hope you enjoyed my first ever fanfiction and remember, reviews make me almost as happy as new episodes of Psych!
