A/N: I don't own Brendon Urie, Ashlee Simpson or Pete Wentz. I do not know if Brendon is gay, but I do know Ashlee Simpson IS dating Pete Wentz. This is not true, as much as everyone wants to think it is.
Pete Wentz sat on his bunk, his long black hair in his face. His girlfriend had just broken up with him, and he was very unhappy. A few minutes after she'd hung up on him, his best friend, Brendon Urie, came in. Brendon sat down and looked at him, brushing his own black hair out of his face, "Pete?" Pete looked up at him, face stained with tears, "Brend?" Brendon wrapped his arms around Pete, pulling him close and snuggling him against him. Pete sighed, moving closer and laying his head on Brendon's shoulder.
Brendon shook his head, "Why?" Pete shrugged, "She said I just wasn't around enough." Brendon rolled his eyes, "You gave up six months of touring for her, and you're not around enough?" Pete looked up at him, then shrugged.
His cell phone went off, playing her ringtone. Brendon snatched it up before Pete could answer. He answered it, earning himself a glare from Pete, "Oh, hey Ashlee. Yeah, this is Pete's cell phone... Oh, you want to speak to him? Well hes busy.... Doing what? Getting his dick sucked by a gorgeous guy... Yeah, someone better than you. Someone much better than you.... Yeah? Mmmm, me. Bye!"
He hung up then put Pete's phone on silent. Pete sat there, staring at him, "Brend?" "Yeah Pete?" "I love you..." "I love you too." Pete bit his lip, "You know what this means, right?" "We don't have to be secret anymore?" "Nope." "Yay!!!" Brendon jumped on Pete, burrowing into his arms and kissing his lips. Pete kissed back, then pulled away, "Brendon Boyd Urie, will you make me the happiest guy alive and become Brendon Boyd Urie-Wentz?" Brendon's smile couldn't get wider, "HELL YES!"