Grandma x Cookie

by not-even-my-real-account

This is a satire, it's supposed to be funny. I wrote this ironically. You have been warned.

the cookie looked at me seductively "grandma chan…" it sed w lust in its voice

"cookie senpai" I sed wit my hert beatin fast

the cookie started caressin me wit a choco chip and I blush

"cookie senpai u baka!" I sed as I took my crocs off

da cookie took off mah best mumu to reveal that I WASN'T WEARING UNDIES!111ONE

da cookie startd takin its choco chips off how culd it b so sexy?!

I peed myself

da cookie sed in a sexy voic "bby do not wrry is sexy"

I WAS SHOCKEDDDDD I PEED MYSELF AGAIN

I started lickin thecookie qll seductively n stuff nd the cookie was loke "ooooommmgggg grandmahown do you do that?"

den we fricked in the booty