Story of Maidenhammer
*I do not own World of warcraft, this is my own story based off my experiences in the game of World of Warcraft, Maidenhammer is my main character on World of Warcraft.
December 25, 2006
I was just a normal 17 year old male, well maybe not normal. I had a few troubles in my life… no girlfriend, ok grades in high school, not to popular, had enemies, and was a major gamer. My parents are divorced and I live with my mom with my 2 brothers and sister who moved out. My mom wakes early and comes home late trying to support us. But she had Christmas week off. I awoke on Christmas Day and came downstairs. My mom was already downstairs waiting for us by the Christmas tree. I was first up, which is habit after many years of conditioning from waking for school at 6 am. She then proceeded to call down my brothers.
"George and Steven wake up!!!," she shouted with enthusiasm.
No more than 5 minutes passed before my bros stumbled down the stairs and into the room. Their were eyes bloodshot from lack of sleep. Once they sat my mom started passing the presents around. Since my family was strapped for cash we couldn't afford much. I got a sweater, my brother Steve got warm socks, and George got a beanie hat, which are the hats he wears all the time. I gave my gifts out with money I got from saving lunch money and a part time job. My bros just made things, like music cds ect. But then my mom started handing out the special gifts, gifts she spent slightly more money on. My brother George got a drum set(pre-used), Steve got a Zune(off-ebay). When I opened my gift I got both games of World of Warcraft(k-mart) and a small cheapo desktop computer(bought from my father).
"Awesome mom!" I thanked her. We spent some time together and eventually everyone went off on their own ways to play and use their gifts. I started setting up my computer right away. Took me 3 hours to get everything the way I liked it, got internet, got a virus scanner, uninstalled and removed the crap they put on the computers. I soon started an account on World of Warcraft and installed the game onto my computer. After another 2 hours of downloading and calling my friends about what add-ons I should get I was ready (I have played it before, just on friends account and never had much time to play it).
The game started and I entered my account info, chose my friends server and started creating my character.
Time-skip 3 months-Present (well where I want to start in this story)
Its was three months after I got the game and I am a better player, not amazing yet though, I haven't found what class I am really good at yet. I played priest, warrior, and druid but none of them fit me yet. My max character so far was a 34 warrior but I only got that high from help from my friends. I know all of the beginning quest areas and I knew the geography and where everything was. I like being able to hit hard, but I also liked healing myself when I got into major trouble. I started another character. So far I had a set way to decide what gender my characters were, first male, second female and so on. This time I started as a human Female Paladin. I choose all the features I wanted her to have and was ready to start. This is where everything became weird. Just as I hit enter I blacked out.
I came to.
'Wow what hit me', I thought. I was still dizzy from what ever happened. But all I saw when I woke was blurry green around me. I sat up and the first thing I did was promptly throw up. I was so disoriented I couldn't even feel my body. I just laid back down. 'What ever hit me hit me hard.'
About ten minutes passed before I noticed that I started getting feeling in my limbs. I decided it was worth trying to sit up again. This time I didn't throw up, but I noticed that my body felt extremely different from what I remember. I felt weight on my chest and a tickle on the side of my face. I went to scratch at the tickle and I felt hair. I pulled it in front of my eyes. 'Blond hair? But i have brown, and since when is it this long!' I then looked at my chest and noticed I had something sticking out from my shirt, which was also different. I quickly grabbed at it and realized I had breasts. "What the HELL!" I yelled in shock. I noticed my voice was different, softer than my normal bass voice.
By this time my disorientation was gone and I noticed I was in a forest with a church off in the distance. I was near a river and I ran to it and looked in the water's surface. What I saw was my character that I just made in the game. I looked around and I recognized the area around me, I was in Northshire, the starting area for the human race. I was somehow in the game of World of Warcraft.
This is the story of Maidenhammer.
AN: I always like stories of self insertion but I am doing a twist, I could make the protagonist male and I could make it female but by random chance my main character turned out female. I have been on this game a respectable time and I am going to try to follow the main story line in a different way. This story will be in present tense from now on with occasional flashback or premonitions. My character is located on Shattered hand, so drop by and drop me a whisper, ill help anyone who somehow whispers me.
Bye all and good hunting.