Kame Game Shop

Yami was sitting on the couch watching late afternoon cartoons, while he was thinking how great life was. He didn't have any responsibilities, no chores, no school, no anything.

"Ah, life is great"

Then suddenly Yugi burst into the room looking quite peeved. He was glaring evilly at Yami so evilly you might think he'd been taking lessons.

"Yami!"

"Uh…yes light?"

"Yami, I'm tired of you sitting around all day!! Go do something with your life!!"

" But Yugi … Oo"

"Don't but me mister!! Get off your lazy butt and get a job!"

"Oo Where is this coming from?"

"Stop complaining!! You're wasting your life and I will not allow you to bring me down with you"

"What am I suppose to do? I can't even work the microwave"

"Maybe you should've though of that before you dropped out of high school!"

"Oo I never went to school"

"SEE!! That's even worse than dropping out!"

"Yugi…I'm 5000 years old, I don't think it matters"

"Look at that 5000 years old, and still has done nothing with his life"

While this whole crazy ordeal was going on Yami's face seemed to be stuck as so…O.o

"That's it! Get out of my house and don't come back until you have a job!"

So by this time Yugi had thrown Yami and a Yami's suitcase out the door. You may be wondering how Yugi lifted Yami…the world shall never know. So Yugi shut the door and left Yami sitting on the sidewalk.

"Geez who peed in his cheerios?"

After ten minutes of sitting on the sidewalk doing absolutely nothing, Yami suddenly remembered what he had to do.

"Oh yeah! I'm supposed to get a job, I'd better get going"

So Yami's adventure begun, he walked all over the city. Looking for a job that interested him. First he went to McDonalds.

McDonalds

The owner of McDonalds sat at one end of a cardboard box and had Yami sit at the other, and thus the interview began.

"So what experience do you have with serving people?"

"Serving people? People serve ME!! I am the almighty Pharaoh bow before me!!"

By this time the owner of McDonalds was very scared by this person sitting on the other side of the box. His face looked a little something like this O.O

"Get out of my office…"

Yami glared at the owner and decided to mind crush him, no one turns down the almighty Pharaoh!

"Hmph…what a jerk!"

So after that completely unsuccessful interview, Yami had started looking for a job then he stumbled upon a recognizable building. Kaiba Corp!

Kaiba Corp

Yami walked up to the front desk where a young secretary sat, looking quite bored. As Yami got to the desk the secretary looked over clearly not making an effort to smile.

"May I help you?"

"Yes, I'd like a job interview"

With that said the secretary looked a bit confused thinking that maybe she'd missed something.

"There aren't any positions open at the moment sir"

"You LIE!"

"P-pardon me?"

Yami decided that this secretary clearly knew nothing; he marched right past her and into Seto Kaiba's office.

Kaiba's office

Yami was certain he would be able to get a job here, him and Kaiba were just so close…how could it fail?

"Hiya Kaiba!"

Kaiba looked up from his computer, knowing that he obviously wasn't being spoken to by an employee. None of his employees were happy.

"What are you doing here?"

"I'm here for a job interview!"

"Oo I don't have any positions open…do I?"

Kaiba was more talking to himself than Yami, so Yami decided to carry on with the interview himself.

"Yes, anyway I'm skilled in…well nothing. But if you don't give me a job I'll crush your soul!"

"¬.¬ Get out of my building"

Yami's threats clearly hadn't fazed Kaiba so he'd have to but their friendship on the line. Yami forced himself to get tears to form in his eyes.

"B-But Kaiba I thought we were friends!"

"Oo Are you on drugs?"

"Oo Noooooooo"

Kaiba slowly reached over for the phone, this situation was getting strange…a little TOO strange even for Yami.

" So do you have a job for me?"

As Yami was talking Kaiba had started to dial the mental institutions number. One may wonder how Seto knows their phone number…maybe he was excepting something like this to happen. The world may never know.

"¬¬ Kaiba it's not nice to talk on the phone in the middle of a job interview"

"You're not in an interview!"

"Oo? Then where am I?"

"You'll be going to the mental institution soon…"

Kaiba was starting to get impatient with Yami and the mental facility people for not answering their phone!

"I am? Why, did you get me a job there?"

"-.-; Yes, that's it Yami…that's exactly what I did"

"¬¬ Wait a minute…that was sarcasm wasn't it?"

Kaiba hung up the phone; clearly no one was going to answer at the other end. He'd have to make a note to get all those people fired.

"¬¬ Just get out of my sight"

"Well FINE!! THIS FRIENDSHIP IS OVER KAIBA!"

Kaiba watched as Yami stormed angrily out of his building, Kaiba couldn't help but wonder…

"Oo What friendship?"

The Street…again

"Pfft, stupid Kaiba"

So Yami searched on mentally cursing Kaiba on the way, until he saw a sign that defiantly sparked his interest. 'Lawyer needed'

"Hm…a lawyer ne?"

Interview

Yami and the interviewer sat at an extremely long table at opposite ends, the table's length was completely unnecessary but Yami let it slide.

"So you want to be a lawyer?"

"Oo Um, I think that was implied"

"Ah, you have spunk! I like that"

"Oo Is that a good thing?"

"It sure is! You're hired!"

Yami stared at the interviewer in disbelief…had they actually hired him? Usually everyone kicked him out thinking he was a nutcase. Yami thought that maybe this interviewer had forgotten about that part so he decided to remind them.

"Oo Aren't you going to kick me out thinking crazy?"

"Nooooooo…"

Now Yami was really surprised, but then he remembered something a very important necessity for being a lawyer.

"Wait, don't I need some kind of degree to have this job?"

"Nah, none of us do. We just use fake ones to make us look smart…in fact here's yours"

"Oo…uh…thanks"

"No problem, you start tomorrow be here at 7 sharp"

With that Yami slowly backed out of the office with the ridiculously large table, and back out on the street. In fact, Yami was so shocked he walked backwards all the way home of course this resulted in almost getting run over multiple times. But now that Yami finally had a job, he could return to Yugi. Yugi should be proud.

Kame Game Shop

"Hey Light!"

Yugi looked over suspiciously at Yami when he came in, thinking that Yami had better have gotten a job…but Yugi figured knowing Yami he probably forgot.

"¬¬ I thought I told you not to come back until you got a job"

"But I did get a job"

"O.O You did?"

" Yeah! I'm a lawyer"

Yugi stood there dumbfounded…a lawyer? But then Yugi hit the same realization as Yami had earlier.

"Oo But don't you need as degree to be that?"

"That's what I thought…but here's one!"

Yami handed his "Degree" to Yugi and Yugi just stared at it…kind of like this O.O

"O.O Wow! Yami you completed university in one afternoon?"

"No I didn't it's fake"

Yugi clearly did hear what Yami said because he just kept mumbling things about having a genius Yami.

"Wow, you must be really smart Yami! From now on you can do all of my homework!"

"T.T Pooh…"