Hey, peoples! This is my first fic. I hope you like it!!!!
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Me: We're just going to say random stuff!
Ed: This is boring. I'm going to go now.
Me: You can't. I bolted the door from the outside.
Ed: Fine (claps his hands)
Me: But- (gets cut off with Ed's hands touching the floor. He gets electrocuted).
Ed: What the heck?!
Ed: Why did I get electrocuted?!
Me: 'Cause the room is alchemy-proof. Meaning, you can't get out!
(Anyways…on to the story!)
Me: Ed, you could start.
Ed: (mumbles something)
Me: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!
Ed: NOTHING! NOTHING!
Al: You really shouldn't get her mad, Nii-san (Nii-san is a Japanese honorific. It means big brother, I think).
Ed: When did you get here?
Al: We were always here.
Ed: Really?
Roy: You're really dense, you know that?
Ed: Grrr.
Me: Oh, come on, already!
Ed: I don't like milk.
Everyone (btw, all the characters are Ed, Al, Winry, Roy, and Riza) except Ed: Why?
Ed: I just don't, okay!
(Sheska (I'm too lazy to write it the Japanese way) poofs out of nowhere)
Sheska: You know, milk is really good for you and makes you grow taller (I think).
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT WORLD'S BEST MAGNIFYING GLASS WORKING WITH THE UNIVERSE'S MOST POWERFULLEST MICROSCOPE CAN'T SEE HIM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Everyone except Ed: (snickers)
Sheska: I didn't mean it like that. (poofs back to Amestrsis)
Me: How often does he blow up like that?
Al: Very often.
Ed: (realizes something) Wait! Take me with you!
Me: Well, she's gone now.
Ed: (gives death glare and growls) You'll pay for this. Believe me, you'll pay.
Me: (smirks) What? I can't here you. Your too short.
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT HE CAN PASS AS A LITTLE KID IN DAY CARE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Everyone else: (snickers)
Winry: That will never get old.
Riza: True that.
Me: Okay, okay. I think I'm gonna stop now. Bye.
Ed: Hey, wait a minute! I'm not done saying- (gets cut off with the screen fading to black. Pushes open a circle so he can be seen.) We're not even on T.V.! It's not like people are watching us…right?
Me: (a circle for myself opens up. Sighs) Quit the black. (black disappears and shows the set.) We can't even fade to black without you asking questions. See, Al? Pay up. (Al gives up, reluctantly, $25)
Ed: Okay, I have a couple of questions: (takes a deep breath when…)
Me: (cuts him off) Now! Fade to black before he starts! (Screen fade to black once and for all).
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I was wondering why no one was reviewing, so I asked G.M. Tierney for advice. She told me it needed something unique to it, so I fixed it. I hoped you like this one better. Please review. Please. All flames welcomed.