by Boh

Alright, so the first chapter's a little slow, but i promise there will be lots more dirty goodness. This is Slash, and it's rated r for a damned good reason. Read on:)

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters...jk does.


The street was damp, but not completely dark. Aside from the neon lights, gigantic streetlights shone harsh light on the entrance to each forbidding ally. The music from the club in front of them was audible threw the industrial wall that stood between it and the outside world. The four men gazed at the task that lay ahead in their new forms; Sirius as a twenty-year-old version of himself with gelled to spike hair, Bill as a dark blond with a Mohawk and a nose ring, Charlie as a shaggy haired brunette with a crooked smile, and Remus as a long haired kid with an eyebrow piercing.

"Couldn't we find him somewhere else?" Sirius pleaded, his expression older than the face it now beheld.

"No." Bill answered, running his hand through his new hair. "Dumbledore said the kid moved around to much. Sleeping under bridges, I guess."

"Sleeping around, more like it," Sirius mumbled, looking up again at the neon sign, which proudly proclaimed 'The Stag Shag' in hot pink.

"Well," Remus said, willfully disregarding Sirius's comments on the boy Nymphadora had spoken so fondly of. "We'd better get going. We only have enough Poly-juice potion to make it to dawn."

With one final glance at one another, the four men entered the club. The wave of noise and heat that hit them almost stopped each one in their tracks. The entire building seemed to be made up of a dance floor and bar, with a stage lining the back wall coming out to where a flood of people where dancing. There were three poles along the stage, standing lonely on a dimly lit platform.

Without hesitation, they each got to their post; Sirius near the entrance, Charlie near the back, and Remus and Bill on either end of the empty stage.

From his post, Remus looked around as groups of women flocked eagerly to the abandoned stage. He was surprised by the number of older men, business men, proper men…all of whom probably had wives at home thinking they were in an important meeting. Remus looked down at his watch. It was 12:01, the posters they found had said 'The Stag Shag, Come on down for a little boy on boy fun! Live entertainment – Midnight!'

"Check" Remus spoke into the magical piece inside his ear.

"Check" Charlie responded.

"Check" Bill responded.

"Here we go…" Sirius said as the lights on the stage went up and the crowd roared in anticipation.

Suddenly, the house lights dimmed and coloured spot lights--which colours, Remus couldn't really tell--halted on a man with a classic game show host hair. The audience roared as the man looked around before introducing himself as The Horny Chez Roman. The air about him seemed to emulate sleazy, and even as the crowed cheered for the show he seemed arrogant enough to take it on himself.

"Alllllright!" he said, running a hand down his green and purple plaid blazer. The people around Remus swarmed around the stage as the man introduced the first live performance. Five well built men in a variety of costumes burst onto the stage, gyrating more than dancing.

"This is gonna be a long night." Sirius said.

"Everybody remember to hide your poly-juice flask, they won't allow outside drinks," Remus spoke into his hand as pretended to cough.

"This is going to take longer than an hour? Can't we just grab the kid and leave?" The omniscient voice of Sirius came from the extrendable ear

"No." Bill joined from his obstructed position. "We'd arouse suspicion. We're suppose to lure him—"

"—Gain his trust." Remus corrected.

"Identify him, actually." Bill mused. "It might not be him…"

"We'll know if it's him." Remus said. He remembered him from Hogwarts, recognizing him on the train from the pictures in Nymphadora's office. It hadn't been that long ago…

"How much longer do we have to wait around? Can't we get someone backstage?" Sirius griped.

"No…Sirius, stop complaining!" Remus said a bit to loudly. An older man in a gray suit coughed and gave him a startled look. Remus turned and spoke into his hand again. "No more talking, you'll blow our cover."

"I'm not the only one about to blow my cover!" Sirius said as two men beside him toppled over each other onto him.

"And for our next act," came The Horny Chez Roman's voice as he addressed the crowd after the fifth act. "A boy so bad, prison couldn't hold him! And a cop so good, you'll never want him to stop!" The crowd burst into a roar as Chez yelled, "Our most successful act for the past four and a half months, The Cat and Mouse Duo!"

Remus clutched the seat in front of him, gasping at the sight in front of him. A young boy, no older than eighteen, with wild blond hair came out on stage wearing an orange jump suit torn down the front to reveal a very well defined body. He was accompanied by a cop wearing dark blue short shorts and a light blue tank top that easily displaying his own toned body. The cop push the boy on stage with his hands tied behind his back.

"It's him." Remus said, unable to take his eyes off the boy.

"What do we do?" Charlie asked nervously

"We need to identify him!" Bill yelled, "Remus, we need to see him up close and ask who he is."

The music had started. The cop pulled the boy to his feet, who countered by pushed back against the cop, arms till tied behind his back. The cop began to slide the torn jumper off the boy's shoulder, kissing his neck as he moved with the beat against him. Suddenly, the beat changed and the prisoner pushed faster against the cop, making him stagger backwards as the prisoner ran to a pole on Charlie's side of the stage.

"We need to get him out of here!" Remus yelled back. "He's a child! What is he doing in a place like this?"

The boy crawled to the edge of the stage, reaching toward a business man with a five dollar bill.

"I think it's pretty clear what he's doing," Sirius said sternly, watching the boy with disgust as he grabbed the man's tie and pulled himself knee-first forward, while the man slipped the bill down his jump suit.

"We need to get him out of here..." Remus said again, this time to himself.


End of Chapter One

Yes, thats right! no strip scene! it will probably appear in several flash backs, so don't worry!
Anyway, the Next chapter is up, so please enjoy...it's a little more blatant. please RandR (unless you didnt like it..lol)