Hey hey hey, it's Silver Smiles! Actually, now it's ZANNE! I changed it
because I have so many aliases that I was getting myself confused. This is
my new story but I'd like to give some shout outs because I'm so grateful
that somebody actually read my other stupid story and it warms my heart to
read all the nice things you said! Here we go!
DorothyWhainright: I'm glad you thought it was interesting! There were a lot of other words you could have used to describe it...
Cheesy Monkey: Thanks for reviewing! Rogue defiantly has some personality issues. She's like the Brain when he sings "Jeckel Jeckel Hyde, Jeckel Hyde Hyde Jeckel" on that weird episode of "Arthur"
Black Phoenix: That's what I live for. Making people larf! But sometimes they laugh at me when I'm not trying to make them laugh at all!
Aniron Sauron Greenleaf-Took: Wow, that's a long name. Ok, thanks for reviewing! Thank you for acknowledging that I am indeed insane. "Kelly's Madness" was pretty strange.
Pammy: Glad I could make you laugh! I wish I could laugh my ass off. It would save me a lot of time working out!
ToiletDuck85: Your wait is over my friend! Now you can die happy!
Snitter in Rivendell: I am honored that you reviewed my story! I love yours with all of my crazy heart and hope you update them soon! PEACE!
Becky allen (Golden-Tuna): HA! You reviewed my lame ass story! Did Jared read it too? Alexandra did!
Golden-Tuna: I love all your stories! I can't believe you wrote 4 already! Did Caity have a birthday party? She said she was going to but never called me back to tell me about it. Maybe she got grouded again..
Alexandra: Thanks for reviewing! You need a penname! I hope school is going well for you! You're in 8th grade now right?
Phew! That was a whole page right there! That will make my story longer! I'm so conniving...
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This is going to be one of those stories where every chapter is like a separate story because I've always wondered what it must feel like to have my very own chapter story. I like chapter stories! So keep your arms and legs inside the fanfiction at all times and prepare for The Book of ZANNE!
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My first story is about what happened REALLY happened on the night that Mystique dropped Kurt into the river. ENJOY!
Isn't Blue a Pretty Color?
As she held him in her arms she knew that she would never be alone again. She knew that as long as she had him, all of her troubles would be over and she could finally be happy. HA! Yeah right!
So Mystique had just given birth and now the whole hospital was going crazy because her baby looked like a demon! The midwives had run out of the room to tell someone and her "husband" had disappeared right after the birth. Mysterious...
She looked down at the sleeping baby in her arms. He was blue and furry and he had a tail and yellow eyes and.. But you all know that already, so let's move on shall we?
Mystique knew that she had to get out of there before they took him away or killed him because of the way he looked. And she could never let THAT happen!
So, being the conniving blue fiend that she is, Mystique shape shifted into a nurse, covered her baby up in a blanket, and walked as un-suspiciously as a woman who had just given birth could out the door.
And it would have all been well and good if the same nurse that she changed into didn't just happen to walk by at the same moment as Mystique did.
"Oh my stars and garters!!" screamed the nurse. Actually, she said something a little more fresh than that but remember this is PG.
So Mystique did the only thing that she could do; she did a spinning loopy kick and dropped that screaming nurse on her screaming butt!
But since she was still sore and painy, Mystique didn't knock the nurse on her butt very hard, so the nurse, whom we shall now call Peggy(1), got up and ran down the hall to find someone to help her deal with her kicking clone.
Mystique took this time to run down the hallway towards the elevator and as she heard that little ding sound she jumped right into the elevator without even seeing who was inside it first.
Inside the elevator were about 5 people. One was a hunched old man with a cane who smelled like a mothball, there was a lady with a gown and fuzzy slippers on and an IV needle sticking out of her arm, a man with an eye patch carrying an oxygen tank on a wheely cart, and 2 big man nurses from the crazy ward.
Trying to look nonchalant, Mystique tightened the blankets around her bundle and pressed the big number 1 button on that thing on the wall of the elevator.
Just as they were on floor 6, the hunched old man started hacking. He started banging on the floor with his trusty can every time he hacked and started to play a mean beat after awhile. Anyway, as one of the big man nurses went over to help the old man with his dilemma, he bumped into Mystique, who was still in Peggy form, and it startled her so that she accidentally turned back into her true Mystique form!
"Oh my good golly gosh!" yelled the other man nurse (again, PG) as he jumped backwards away from Mystique. At this point the old man had finally stopped hacking and was staring at the wall as if it were Mystique. The lady was just drooling and the oxygen man now had the mouth piece to his face and was breathing in and out of it. What happened to the 2nd man nurse is irrelevant right now.
Seeing no other option, Mystique did a spinny flippy kick on his face that knocked him to the ground, stunned.
Since the real Peggy had probably already found someone and told them what had happened, then had probably been shipped off to the crazy ward, Mystique decided to take the guise of the man nurse she had just kicked in the face.
With her baby still wrapped tight in her arms, she got out of the elevator even though they were on the 4th floor, and ran towards the steps.
Just then, the baby started to cry.
"Shhhhhh, shut up baby," cooed Mystique as she tried to get her child to stop crying.
That did it. Now he started to scream and kick around, knocking the blankets covering his face loose.
Just as Mystique was debating whether or not to just flippy loopy kick him too, a couple walked by and of course, the woman had to stop and see the crying baby.
"Awwww! What's the matter little fussy pa- AAHHHHHHH!!!!"
Hearing his wife's scream, the husband waked over to see what was wrong and he too let out a string of cuss words that shant be written down.
Mystique figured that it was easier just to run for it then to do some more kick because, like I said before, she had just given birth and was sore and painy.
As she ran, the baby began to scream even louder, causing heads to turn towards the man nurse running away from a hysterical couple carrying a screaming baby in his arms.
Just as she was about to collapse, she saw it. SALVATION! The hospital exit!
She burst through the doors and onto the pavement outside so fast that she knocked over a stretcher and an old lady in a wheelchair on her way.
Since the hospital was on a steep hill, Mystique decided to hijack the old lady's wheelchair and speed down the hill like a locomotive.
Almost causing a 5 car pile up on her way, she finally reached the bottom of the hill and ran into a dark alley way to hide in a card board box.
As night fell, she knew that she had to do something soon. She had no food, and no food meant no milk for the baby. She hadn't even come up with a name for him yet! She figured if she named him she would get too attached to him so she had just been calling it "you".
Just when all hope seemed lost, a tall shadowy figure floated down from the sky and landed right in front of her cardboard box home.
Mystique changed into a hobo and tried to hide in the box, but the figure raised its hand and suddenly all the trashcans in the alley began to shake and rattle.
Mystique knew that it already knew she was there, so she changed back into her true self and yelled out to it, "Who are you and what do you want?"
The strange figure replied, "If you come with me, I can help you. You, and your son."
"How do you know about my son?" Mystique was scared now. What did this freak want with them?
"That does not matter now. All that does matter is that if you come with me I can give you shelter and food. It wouldn't be wise to refuse this kind offer."
Mystique, realizing that she had no other choice stood up holding her son tightly, and slowly walked toward the figure.
"You have made the right choice. I am Magneto, the master of magnetism. Come with me now." said the figure.
Just then, a metaly orb thing appeared out of nowhere and opened up. Magneto gestured for Mystique to get in and indeed she did get in. Than, Magneto closed up the orb and he started to fly away, taking the orb with him.
So many thoughts were running through Mystique's head that it was hard for her to think strait. Who is this guy? Where is he taking us? What is that smell?
After about 8 hours of flying, they finally landed. As Mystique got out of the orb, she notices that she was in the mountains. She had never been in a place like this before, and she was nervous. She held onto her now sleeping baby tighter.
"Welcome to Germany Raven, I think you'll like it here."
Mystique looked at Magneto like he had just said, "Blllluuuaaaahhhhhgggggggererer!"
Germany? What was she doing in Germany? And how did he know her name?
"Do you see that castle? That is where we shall be staying." Magneto pointed at a huge, old castle on a cliff and Mystique shivered. This was all too weird, even for her.
As she entered the castle, the first thing she noticed was how dark it was. Dark and cold. Was this the kind of place her newborn was going to stay in? But maybe with his appearance this was the environment he was best suited for.
"Why have you taken me here?" Mystique asked coldly.
Magneto just replied, "You're mutant powers appeal to me. You would be a great asset to me."
"Asset? For what?"
"More and more mutants are born every day. Your son is one of us too as you can plainly see. Soon it will be harder and harder for us to keep ourselves a secret. And why should we? We are the superior race! We should be feared by all and rule this earth! When that time comes, what side will you be on?"
Mystique knew what he wanted from her. He wanted her to fight for him. To be his ally against the human race. She had always hated humans. She had never been able to be accepted by them. She was locked away most of her childhood to keep hidden from the world. She had grown bitter and heartless towards them but she still fell in love with one. That was a mistake.
"Would you rather you have your son grow up in a world that hates him or fears him? Fears us." Magneto held out his hand.
Mystique had no choice but to shake it. What else could she do? At least here she had shelter. It wasn't a Holiday Inn but it was better than nothing.
"A wise decision. I will show you to your room and where you and your child can rest."
Though she was incredibly hungry, rest sounded good. She followed Magneto to a room on the 2nd floor that had a cot and an old wooden crib in it. She put her baby gently into the crib and then collapsed onto her bed and immediately fell asleep.
She had no idea how long she had been asleep. It was dark outside and there was a cold breeze rattling the old glass windows of her room.
She thought about what had waken her up. A baby crying! She quickly got up and looked into the crib. It was empty.
Panicking, Mystique ran towards the sound of the baby's cries. As they got louder, her heart beat faster.
Finally she came upon a large room at the end of a corridor. In it she saw Magneto hunched over an operating table with strange machines all around.
Her heart nearly stopped when she realized what was on the table. Her little baby. He was covered in suction cups and there were needles poking into his tiny arms.
"Monster, what have you done to him!?!" screamed Mystique as she ran towards the table to rescue her son.
She ripped him off of the table before Magneto could stop her, hurting her baby as the needles were torn out of his skin.
Without a second thought she ran. Her child felt different in her arms somehow.
She ran out of the huge doors and out into the freshly fallen snow. She could hear wolves chasing her, howling in their pursuit. Magneto was not far behind. He hovered hauntingly towards her, gaining on her until she reached a long rope bridge over a river.
The wolves had surrounded her. She had nowhere else to run. Magneto hovered nearby, as if enjoying her helplessness.
Suddenly, a some wolves reared up and snapped their jaws at her, knocking her off balance. She could only watch as her only child was thrown out of her hands an dropped into the raging river 50 feet below.
Dropping to her knees, Mystique began to sob.
"Why? Why?" She received no reply.
Hansel Wagner was out fishing in the river behind his small cozy German cottage when he heard a strange noise. It sounded almost like a baby crying. Holy smokes! It was a baby crying! But where was it coming from?
He looked out onto the river just in time to see a small bundle floating his way. "Gretel! Get out here now!" Of course he was speaking in German, but I can't speak German, can you?
Hansel's wife, Gretel came running out of the cottage just in time to see her husband wade out into the middle of the river and catch the bundle of crying cloth.
"What is it?" she asked.
"Look..." was all he could say.
Indeed she did look and saw a blue 3 fingered hand reach out to her.
"It's a baby Hansel, A BABY!" she yelled grabbing the bundle.
"Baby," he said, "BABY! A baby of our very own?"
"We have finally been blessed with a child, and not just any child, A very special child sent by God himself!" his wife yelled as she cradled the baby in her arms.
Little did they know, that behind a rock in the bushes, was Mystique. She had seen the old couple's joy and her own small thrill of becoming a parent was easily smooshed by these people's enthusiasm.
They could offer him much more that she could. Mystique then made the decision to leave her child. Inside, no matter how much she tried to hide it, there was a sense of relief. She could never be a good mother. And she was only concerned about her own well being, a child would get in her way. But still...
She had no choice now. She had to go back to Magneto. He was her only alternative.
As she turned to leave, she took one last look at her son. Inside she hoped that he would become a better person than she was and that they would someday meet again.
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WOW! I can't believe that I wrote that much! It got really serious in some parts and then strange in others. Well I hope you like it! Please review and visit my site! And sign the guestbook too!
PEACE
DorothyWhainright: I'm glad you thought it was interesting! There were a lot of other words you could have used to describe it...
Cheesy Monkey: Thanks for reviewing! Rogue defiantly has some personality issues. She's like the Brain when he sings "Jeckel Jeckel Hyde, Jeckel Hyde Hyde Jeckel" on that weird episode of "Arthur"
Black Phoenix: That's what I live for. Making people larf! But sometimes they laugh at me when I'm not trying to make them laugh at all!
Aniron Sauron Greenleaf-Took: Wow, that's a long name. Ok, thanks for reviewing! Thank you for acknowledging that I am indeed insane. "Kelly's Madness" was pretty strange.
Pammy: Glad I could make you laugh! I wish I could laugh my ass off. It would save me a lot of time working out!
ToiletDuck85: Your wait is over my friend! Now you can die happy!
Snitter in Rivendell: I am honored that you reviewed my story! I love yours with all of my crazy heart and hope you update them soon! PEACE!
Becky allen (Golden-Tuna): HA! You reviewed my lame ass story! Did Jared read it too? Alexandra did!
Golden-Tuna: I love all your stories! I can't believe you wrote 4 already! Did Caity have a birthday party? She said she was going to but never called me back to tell me about it. Maybe she got grouded again..
Alexandra: Thanks for reviewing! You need a penname! I hope school is going well for you! You're in 8th grade now right?
Phew! That was a whole page right there! That will make my story longer! I'm so conniving...
_____________________________________________________
This is going to be one of those stories where every chapter is like a separate story because I've always wondered what it must feel like to have my very own chapter story. I like chapter stories! So keep your arms and legs inside the fanfiction at all times and prepare for The Book of ZANNE!
______________________________________________________
My first story is about what happened REALLY happened on the night that Mystique dropped Kurt into the river. ENJOY!
Isn't Blue a Pretty Color?
As she held him in her arms she knew that she would never be alone again. She knew that as long as she had him, all of her troubles would be over and she could finally be happy. HA! Yeah right!
So Mystique had just given birth and now the whole hospital was going crazy because her baby looked like a demon! The midwives had run out of the room to tell someone and her "husband" had disappeared right after the birth. Mysterious...
She looked down at the sleeping baby in her arms. He was blue and furry and he had a tail and yellow eyes and.. But you all know that already, so let's move on shall we?
Mystique knew that she had to get out of there before they took him away or killed him because of the way he looked. And she could never let THAT happen!
So, being the conniving blue fiend that she is, Mystique shape shifted into a nurse, covered her baby up in a blanket, and walked as un-suspiciously as a woman who had just given birth could out the door.
And it would have all been well and good if the same nurse that she changed into didn't just happen to walk by at the same moment as Mystique did.
"Oh my stars and garters!!" screamed the nurse. Actually, she said something a little more fresh than that but remember this is PG.
So Mystique did the only thing that she could do; she did a spinning loopy kick and dropped that screaming nurse on her screaming butt!
But since she was still sore and painy, Mystique didn't knock the nurse on her butt very hard, so the nurse, whom we shall now call Peggy(1), got up and ran down the hall to find someone to help her deal with her kicking clone.
Mystique took this time to run down the hallway towards the elevator and as she heard that little ding sound she jumped right into the elevator without even seeing who was inside it first.
Inside the elevator were about 5 people. One was a hunched old man with a cane who smelled like a mothball, there was a lady with a gown and fuzzy slippers on and an IV needle sticking out of her arm, a man with an eye patch carrying an oxygen tank on a wheely cart, and 2 big man nurses from the crazy ward.
Trying to look nonchalant, Mystique tightened the blankets around her bundle and pressed the big number 1 button on that thing on the wall of the elevator.
Just as they were on floor 6, the hunched old man started hacking. He started banging on the floor with his trusty can every time he hacked and started to play a mean beat after awhile. Anyway, as one of the big man nurses went over to help the old man with his dilemma, he bumped into Mystique, who was still in Peggy form, and it startled her so that she accidentally turned back into her true Mystique form!
"Oh my good golly gosh!" yelled the other man nurse (again, PG) as he jumped backwards away from Mystique. At this point the old man had finally stopped hacking and was staring at the wall as if it were Mystique. The lady was just drooling and the oxygen man now had the mouth piece to his face and was breathing in and out of it. What happened to the 2nd man nurse is irrelevant right now.
Seeing no other option, Mystique did a spinny flippy kick on his face that knocked him to the ground, stunned.
Since the real Peggy had probably already found someone and told them what had happened, then had probably been shipped off to the crazy ward, Mystique decided to take the guise of the man nurse she had just kicked in the face.
With her baby still wrapped tight in her arms, she got out of the elevator even though they were on the 4th floor, and ran towards the steps.
Just then, the baby started to cry.
"Shhhhhh, shut up baby," cooed Mystique as she tried to get her child to stop crying.
That did it. Now he started to scream and kick around, knocking the blankets covering his face loose.
Just as Mystique was debating whether or not to just flippy loopy kick him too, a couple walked by and of course, the woman had to stop and see the crying baby.
"Awwww! What's the matter little fussy pa- AAHHHHHHH!!!!"
Hearing his wife's scream, the husband waked over to see what was wrong and he too let out a string of cuss words that shant be written down.
Mystique figured that it was easier just to run for it then to do some more kick because, like I said before, she had just given birth and was sore and painy.
As she ran, the baby began to scream even louder, causing heads to turn towards the man nurse running away from a hysterical couple carrying a screaming baby in his arms.
Just as she was about to collapse, she saw it. SALVATION! The hospital exit!
She burst through the doors and onto the pavement outside so fast that she knocked over a stretcher and an old lady in a wheelchair on her way.
Since the hospital was on a steep hill, Mystique decided to hijack the old lady's wheelchair and speed down the hill like a locomotive.
Almost causing a 5 car pile up on her way, she finally reached the bottom of the hill and ran into a dark alley way to hide in a card board box.
As night fell, she knew that she had to do something soon. She had no food, and no food meant no milk for the baby. She hadn't even come up with a name for him yet! She figured if she named him she would get too attached to him so she had just been calling it "you".
Just when all hope seemed lost, a tall shadowy figure floated down from the sky and landed right in front of her cardboard box home.
Mystique changed into a hobo and tried to hide in the box, but the figure raised its hand and suddenly all the trashcans in the alley began to shake and rattle.
Mystique knew that it already knew she was there, so she changed back into her true self and yelled out to it, "Who are you and what do you want?"
The strange figure replied, "If you come with me, I can help you. You, and your son."
"How do you know about my son?" Mystique was scared now. What did this freak want with them?
"That does not matter now. All that does matter is that if you come with me I can give you shelter and food. It wouldn't be wise to refuse this kind offer."
Mystique, realizing that she had no other choice stood up holding her son tightly, and slowly walked toward the figure.
"You have made the right choice. I am Magneto, the master of magnetism. Come with me now." said the figure.
Just then, a metaly orb thing appeared out of nowhere and opened up. Magneto gestured for Mystique to get in and indeed she did get in. Than, Magneto closed up the orb and he started to fly away, taking the orb with him.
So many thoughts were running through Mystique's head that it was hard for her to think strait. Who is this guy? Where is he taking us? What is that smell?
After about 8 hours of flying, they finally landed. As Mystique got out of the orb, she notices that she was in the mountains. She had never been in a place like this before, and she was nervous. She held onto her now sleeping baby tighter.
"Welcome to Germany Raven, I think you'll like it here."
Mystique looked at Magneto like he had just said, "Blllluuuaaaahhhhhgggggggererer!"
Germany? What was she doing in Germany? And how did he know her name?
"Do you see that castle? That is where we shall be staying." Magneto pointed at a huge, old castle on a cliff and Mystique shivered. This was all too weird, even for her.
As she entered the castle, the first thing she noticed was how dark it was. Dark and cold. Was this the kind of place her newborn was going to stay in? But maybe with his appearance this was the environment he was best suited for.
"Why have you taken me here?" Mystique asked coldly.
Magneto just replied, "You're mutant powers appeal to me. You would be a great asset to me."
"Asset? For what?"
"More and more mutants are born every day. Your son is one of us too as you can plainly see. Soon it will be harder and harder for us to keep ourselves a secret. And why should we? We are the superior race! We should be feared by all and rule this earth! When that time comes, what side will you be on?"
Mystique knew what he wanted from her. He wanted her to fight for him. To be his ally against the human race. She had always hated humans. She had never been able to be accepted by them. She was locked away most of her childhood to keep hidden from the world. She had grown bitter and heartless towards them but she still fell in love with one. That was a mistake.
"Would you rather you have your son grow up in a world that hates him or fears him? Fears us." Magneto held out his hand.
Mystique had no choice but to shake it. What else could she do? At least here she had shelter. It wasn't a Holiday Inn but it was better than nothing.
"A wise decision. I will show you to your room and where you and your child can rest."
Though she was incredibly hungry, rest sounded good. She followed Magneto to a room on the 2nd floor that had a cot and an old wooden crib in it. She put her baby gently into the crib and then collapsed onto her bed and immediately fell asleep.
She had no idea how long she had been asleep. It was dark outside and there was a cold breeze rattling the old glass windows of her room.
She thought about what had waken her up. A baby crying! She quickly got up and looked into the crib. It was empty.
Panicking, Mystique ran towards the sound of the baby's cries. As they got louder, her heart beat faster.
Finally she came upon a large room at the end of a corridor. In it she saw Magneto hunched over an operating table with strange machines all around.
Her heart nearly stopped when she realized what was on the table. Her little baby. He was covered in suction cups and there were needles poking into his tiny arms.
"Monster, what have you done to him!?!" screamed Mystique as she ran towards the table to rescue her son.
She ripped him off of the table before Magneto could stop her, hurting her baby as the needles were torn out of his skin.
Without a second thought she ran. Her child felt different in her arms somehow.
She ran out of the huge doors and out into the freshly fallen snow. She could hear wolves chasing her, howling in their pursuit. Magneto was not far behind. He hovered hauntingly towards her, gaining on her until she reached a long rope bridge over a river.
The wolves had surrounded her. She had nowhere else to run. Magneto hovered nearby, as if enjoying her helplessness.
Suddenly, a some wolves reared up and snapped their jaws at her, knocking her off balance. She could only watch as her only child was thrown out of her hands an dropped into the raging river 50 feet below.
Dropping to her knees, Mystique began to sob.
"Why? Why?" She received no reply.
Hansel Wagner was out fishing in the river behind his small cozy German cottage when he heard a strange noise. It sounded almost like a baby crying. Holy smokes! It was a baby crying! But where was it coming from?
He looked out onto the river just in time to see a small bundle floating his way. "Gretel! Get out here now!" Of course he was speaking in German, but I can't speak German, can you?
Hansel's wife, Gretel came running out of the cottage just in time to see her husband wade out into the middle of the river and catch the bundle of crying cloth.
"What is it?" she asked.
"Look..." was all he could say.
Indeed she did look and saw a blue 3 fingered hand reach out to her.
"It's a baby Hansel, A BABY!" she yelled grabbing the bundle.
"Baby," he said, "BABY! A baby of our very own?"
"We have finally been blessed with a child, and not just any child, A very special child sent by God himself!" his wife yelled as she cradled the baby in her arms.
Little did they know, that behind a rock in the bushes, was Mystique. She had seen the old couple's joy and her own small thrill of becoming a parent was easily smooshed by these people's enthusiasm.
They could offer him much more that she could. Mystique then made the decision to leave her child. Inside, no matter how much she tried to hide it, there was a sense of relief. She could never be a good mother. And she was only concerned about her own well being, a child would get in her way. But still...
She had no choice now. She had to go back to Magneto. He was her only alternative.
As she turned to leave, she took one last look at her son. Inside she hoped that he would become a better person than she was and that they would someday meet again.
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WOW! I can't believe that I wrote that much! It got really serious in some parts and then strange in others. Well I hope you like it! Please review and visit my site! And sign the guestbook too!
PEACE