Teen Titans:Randomness.........ess
By: Tomby
Hello again people, it is I, once again, Tomby.........uh okay maybe you dont know me.........I usually write Zelda comedy fics.........but since I like teen titans (still trying to say the ending song thingy.........TE-EN TIT-ANS TEEN TITANS.........LETS GO! Its very hard.........^___^() ) I dont really know, what this is gonna be about.........maybe the first chapter will be about Raven having to spend the whole day with star fire or summfin. Well i guess you'll have to read to find out huh?
Chapter One: I have no name yet.
The Story starts out at their little T-Shaped house thingy.
OR HOW ABOUT THIS STORY BE LIKE A SHOW OR SUMMFIN.........
Wait no..........thats stupid.
Well.........the story starts out at the house thingy.
All of the titans awoke to the dark and damp day that awaited them......... As they all got ready for another day of fighting, power-using, and stupid stuff, Beast Boy was very busy at the fridge.........
Beast Boy: ::yawn:: -_- Im so hungry. ::raven walks by:: Good Morning Raven!
Raven: ::turns head slowing at Beast Boy::
Beast Boy: o_o?
Raven: Hello. ::walks away::
Beast Boy: ::face fault:: Well a hello to you to.........OH MY GOD! WHERE'D ALL THE FOOD GO?!
Raven: ::from far away distance:: Feed off of your SOUL!! YEARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHH!!! ::twitch:: ::twitch:: (i loves raven sooooo much)
Just then Star Fire walks into the room.
Star Fire: Good Morning, my fellow companions. Beast Boy? ::sees beast boy with strange face on him::
Beast Boy: Theres no more food. _
Star Fire: I have nothing to contribute to your stomache's hunger. Would you like me to buy some from the local market? ^_^
Cyborg walks in: YO! Where's the grub.
Raven: ::from even a more futher distance:: How'd you know that?
Star Fire: Yes what is the chance of that happening?
Cyborg: Well.........uh.........I NEED EMOTIONAL SUPPORT. ::lays in fetal possition:: ::sucks thumb:: ACK! RUST!
Star Fire fly's off outside of the house thingy.........
Robbin walks out of the restroom, with a sticker on his shirt, simply noting "Poo eh good"
Robbin: Hey guys? Whatcha doin?
Raven: ::appears infront of Robbin:: Nothing, drowning in the sorrowness of what seems to be Beast Boy's loss of food. Why do you have that pointless sticker on your shame-pressed shirt of yours?
Robbin: What are you on today?
Raven: o.O? I must go, this FIC IS GETTING BORING! HURRY UP ALREADY!
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Later
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Well since im getting some kind of writers block.........ill just start the story at the mall with Raven and Star Fire.
Raven: Why must we waste our life here?
Star Fire: Oh please! Raven, may we please stay for moments to enjoy the.........enjoy.........
Raven: It finally hit her. Well Im going, ill see you later. ::flys off::
Star Fire: Enjoy.........
Raven flew to a club for Avril-fanatics
Raven: ::flys slowly to the middle of the place and lifts her hands to the ceiling:: You all must die!
Everyone starts to attack her.
Raven: Goddess Diane to you i pray, please keep my enemies at bay! ::black smoke covers her, and everyone flys off, landing on various knifes she had set up the night before:: ^____^ for once i did something right.
Star Fire: Wow, do the young people of earth usually like to covort themselves dancing around knives? They might truely get injured.
Raven: Cut the crap already! Lets go back to our house, this part is over.
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Later
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Raven and Star fly to the house thingy and see Robbin crouched on his "abc" blanket Cyborg is still in his fetal posstion, and beast boy is dancing around the living room.
Beast Boy: Yes.........yes! I knew it, people said it wasnt true, but i knew it! MUHAHAHAHAHA! THE BRITISH ARE COMING! with little poodles!
Raven: ::slaps herself:: ::flys down::
Star Fire: Hmm.........who are these, british?
Raven: Beast Boy, Here's a 8-inch knife, have fun.
Beast Boy: Well.........uh this fic is boring.........
OR! HOW ABOUT THEY MAKE SHOW AND MESS UP!
Beast Boy: ::laughs:: he said "mess"! and "up" ::laughs::
Raven: Yo yo yu yo!
Everyone: O_O :: super gasp ::
Raven: Writer, i damn you for all eternity.
Me: hmm.........okie.
Raven: argh
Actual Story:
It was yet another day of their pityful life, the morning rose with dank humidity, and slow movement. Star Fire had asked Raven to take her to the mall, of course Raven quickly said no, Star Fire somehow convinced her.
Star Fire: Let us go, Raven.........Raven?
Raven: ::pops out of nowhere:: Yes.
Star Fire: Let us go to the Mall.
Raven:
Star Fire: I didnt quite hear that.
Raven: Shut up, lets go.
Raven and Star Fire flew out of the T-house thingy.........literally, they flew out of there, they occasionally hit Beast Boy, hit Robin once while he was practicing his "Flying Bird-gonna-get-eaten-slowly-then-chopped into various pieces-some buried-burned-and thrown away" act
Robin: ::doing singing act: NOOOOOOOOOOBODY LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!! CAW! CA- CAW! TOKI TOKI TOKI TOKI! MOOOOOOOOOOO!
Raven hit him on purpose.
Star Fire and Raven made it to the mall in six seconds flat. ::in deep mysterious narrarator voice:: Although that may not seem important at this moment, in the future, when pigs fly, and computers take over the world, this little itsy bitsy line will be of some significance.........why i remember back in the day, when the youngins would play with their tire wheel with that stick, yup..........the 90's were sure technical.........a man told me that a random line of some loser fan of some loser show would be signifcant, but since i already took up so much space with this, i wont tell you. ::sticks out tongue::
Raven: sick.........and very disturbing.
Star Fire's first reaction to the mall was a really big smile and wanting to get a hot dog.........with some relish.........and ketchup.........and maybe some of those little weenies that come in a can.........
Star Fire: ^______________^ ee.........hee hee hee hee ^__________________^
Raven: Goddess.........:: gothic dude walks by with chakra labels on him:: oh.........my.........--
Random girl: OH MY GOD LOOK AT HIM ::points:: WHAT A FREAK EH HAW HAW!!!
Raven: o_o ::slaps face::
Star Fire:
OH MY GAWD! I FORGOT THE DISCLAMER! ACKKK! : I do not own teen titans (little r) or anything that i mention in this story that comes from some other stuff.
::deep mysterious narrarator voice.........again:: Now on with the show.
Raven: No still creepy, dog hold thy nose into the ground, the goddess has made thee, me and hound, in the name of the maiden, mother and crone.
Narrarator guy dies.
YAY! .........i mean.........oh.........
Star Fire: Stop showing off.........i mean.........OH MY GOD, THEY HAVE LICKABLE CONDEMS! wait.........
Raven: G-rated.
Star Fire: Oh yes.........
::talking to seven nation army song beat:: s-s-sorry i-if i mi-iss spell WURDS!
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
Raven: I hope your soul drains out of you like it did Katlin, I REMEMBER YOU KATLIN, LE ANGE DE.........MORT!
i think i mixed three languages together.
Everyone is staring at Raven.
This is when i got writers block so i decided to end it here, so ill write more later. bye..........you can.........leave now..........yes leave, bye bye, you have lives, stop reading this and leave. bye bye now.
~tomby
next chapter thingy: Behind the scenes, Teen Titan Life
By: Tomby
Hello again people, it is I, once again, Tomby.........uh okay maybe you dont know me.........I usually write Zelda comedy fics.........but since I like teen titans (still trying to say the ending song thingy.........TE-EN TIT-ANS TEEN TITANS.........LETS GO! Its very hard.........^___^() ) I dont really know, what this is gonna be about.........maybe the first chapter will be about Raven having to spend the whole day with star fire or summfin. Well i guess you'll have to read to find out huh?
Chapter One: I have no name yet.
The Story starts out at their little T-Shaped house thingy.
OR HOW ABOUT THIS STORY BE LIKE A SHOW OR SUMMFIN.........
Wait no..........thats stupid.
Well.........the story starts out at the house thingy.
All of the titans awoke to the dark and damp day that awaited them......... As they all got ready for another day of fighting, power-using, and stupid stuff, Beast Boy was very busy at the fridge.........
Beast Boy: ::yawn:: -_- Im so hungry. ::raven walks by:: Good Morning Raven!
Raven: ::turns head slowing at Beast Boy::
Beast Boy: o_o?
Raven: Hello. ::walks away::
Beast Boy: ::face fault:: Well a hello to you to.........OH MY GOD! WHERE'D ALL THE FOOD GO?!
Raven: ::from far away distance:: Feed off of your SOUL!! YEARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHH!!! ::twitch:: ::twitch:: (i loves raven sooooo much)
Just then Star Fire walks into the room.
Star Fire: Good Morning, my fellow companions. Beast Boy? ::sees beast boy with strange face on him::
Beast Boy: Theres no more food. _
Star Fire: I have nothing to contribute to your stomache's hunger. Would you like me to buy some from the local market? ^_^
Cyborg walks in: YO! Where's the grub.
Raven: ::from even a more futher distance:: How'd you know that?
Star Fire: Yes what is the chance of that happening?
Cyborg: Well.........uh.........I NEED EMOTIONAL SUPPORT. ::lays in fetal possition:: ::sucks thumb:: ACK! RUST!
Star Fire fly's off outside of the house thingy.........
Robbin walks out of the restroom, with a sticker on his shirt, simply noting "Poo eh good"
Robbin: Hey guys? Whatcha doin?
Raven: ::appears infront of Robbin:: Nothing, drowning in the sorrowness of what seems to be Beast Boy's loss of food. Why do you have that pointless sticker on your shame-pressed shirt of yours?
Robbin: What are you on today?
Raven: o.O? I must go, this FIC IS GETTING BORING! HURRY UP ALREADY!
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Later
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Well since im getting some kind of writers block.........ill just start the story at the mall with Raven and Star Fire.
Raven: Why must we waste our life here?
Star Fire: Oh please! Raven, may we please stay for moments to enjoy the.........enjoy.........
Raven: It finally hit her. Well Im going, ill see you later. ::flys off::
Star Fire: Enjoy.........
Raven flew to a club for Avril-fanatics
Raven: ::flys slowly to the middle of the place and lifts her hands to the ceiling:: You all must die!
Everyone starts to attack her.
Raven: Goddess Diane to you i pray, please keep my enemies at bay! ::black smoke covers her, and everyone flys off, landing on various knifes she had set up the night before:: ^____^ for once i did something right.
Star Fire: Wow, do the young people of earth usually like to covort themselves dancing around knives? They might truely get injured.
Raven: Cut the crap already! Lets go back to our house, this part is over.
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Later
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Raven and Star fly to the house thingy and see Robbin crouched on his "abc" blanket Cyborg is still in his fetal posstion, and beast boy is dancing around the living room.
Beast Boy: Yes.........yes! I knew it, people said it wasnt true, but i knew it! MUHAHAHAHAHA! THE BRITISH ARE COMING! with little poodles!
Raven: ::slaps herself:: ::flys down::
Star Fire: Hmm.........who are these, british?
Raven: Beast Boy, Here's a 8-inch knife, have fun.
Beast Boy: Well.........uh this fic is boring.........
OR! HOW ABOUT THEY MAKE SHOW AND MESS UP!
Beast Boy: ::laughs:: he said "mess"! and "up" ::laughs::
Raven: Yo yo yu yo!
Everyone: O_O :: super gasp ::
Raven: Writer, i damn you for all eternity.
Me: hmm.........okie.
Raven: argh
Actual Story:
It was yet another day of their pityful life, the morning rose with dank humidity, and slow movement. Star Fire had asked Raven to take her to the mall, of course Raven quickly said no, Star Fire somehow convinced her.
Star Fire: Let us go, Raven.........Raven?
Raven: ::pops out of nowhere:: Yes.
Star Fire: Let us go to the Mall.
Raven:
Star Fire: I didnt quite hear that.
Raven: Shut up, lets go.
Raven and Star Fire flew out of the T-house thingy.........literally, they flew out of there, they occasionally hit Beast Boy, hit Robin once while he was practicing his "Flying Bird-gonna-get-eaten-slowly-then-chopped into various pieces-some buried-burned-and thrown away" act
Robin: ::doing singing act: NOOOOOOOOOOBODY LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!! CAW! CA- CAW! TOKI TOKI TOKI TOKI! MOOOOOOOOOOO!
Raven hit him on purpose.
Star Fire and Raven made it to the mall in six seconds flat. ::in deep mysterious narrarator voice:: Although that may not seem important at this moment, in the future, when pigs fly, and computers take over the world, this little itsy bitsy line will be of some significance.........why i remember back in the day, when the youngins would play with their tire wheel with that stick, yup..........the 90's were sure technical.........a man told me that a random line of some loser fan of some loser show would be signifcant, but since i already took up so much space with this, i wont tell you. ::sticks out tongue::
Raven: sick.........and very disturbing.
Star Fire's first reaction to the mall was a really big smile and wanting to get a hot dog.........with some relish.........and ketchup.........and maybe some of those little weenies that come in a can.........
Star Fire: ^______________^ ee.........hee hee hee hee ^__________________^
Raven: Goddess.........:: gothic dude walks by with chakra labels on him:: oh.........my.........--
Random girl: OH MY GOD LOOK AT HIM ::points:: WHAT A FREAK EH HAW HAW!!!
Raven: o_o ::slaps face::
Star Fire:
OH MY GAWD! I FORGOT THE DISCLAMER! ACKKK! : I do not own teen titans (little r) or anything that i mention in this story that comes from some other stuff.
::deep mysterious narrarator voice.........again:: Now on with the show.
Raven: No still creepy, dog hold thy nose into the ground, the goddess has made thee, me and hound, in the name of the maiden, mother and crone.
Narrarator guy dies.
YAY! .........i mean.........oh.........
Star Fire: Stop showing off.........i mean.........OH MY GOD, THEY HAVE LICKABLE CONDEMS! wait.........
Raven: G-rated.
Star Fire: Oh yes.........
::talking to seven nation army song beat:: s-s-sorry i-if i mi-iss spell WURDS!
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
Raven: I hope your soul drains out of you like it did Katlin, I REMEMBER YOU KATLIN, LE ANGE DE.........MORT!
i think i mixed three languages together.
Everyone is staring at Raven.
This is when i got writers block so i decided to end it here, so ill write more later. bye..........you can.........leave now..........yes leave, bye bye, you have lives, stop reading this and leave. bye bye now.
~tomby
next chapter thingy: Behind the scenes, Teen Titan Life