High School Never Ends by Smile Like A Fish
Dear reader,
This story is of a strange format as each chapter will be from a different characters point of view (Sometimes I might use the same character but that wont happen very often) and because of this the style and genre will alter depending upon the chapter. Also the chapters will probably be reasonably short but I will try to update regularly. Thank you for reading
Smile Like A Fish
Disclaimer: this is for the whole story I don't own anything except the plot (and even that is only half mine as a friend helped me create it ((Poopie she's awesome read her stories and then bug her to continue rebels of fortune he he he))
Character: Severus Snape
Genre: humor, general
Warnings: very, very mild bad language
Chapter One - Sunday
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Severus Snape leant back against the stiff backed chair and leered out at the students of Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry. There was something so satisfying about seeing them cower into their seat pretending they hadn't seen him; suddenly far more interested in the brilliant meal then in their surroundings. But lately he hadn't been getting quite the same amount of pleasure from terrifying the students he usually did it had all become rather dull and monotonous, it lacked the thrill it had once had; in short Snape was bored.
As if sensing his discontent the universe sent trouble, trouble in the form of a large black butterfly. The butterfly itself wasn't really a problem one of the conditions of coming here had been constant contact with the other world. Though usually they only came when he was alone; it didn't worry him as it drifted delicately through the hall in fact he was delighted to have any form of distraction. The butterfly hovered in front of him until he outstretched a hand letting it come to rest on his finger.
Those who watched on that day would swear that Snape turned if possible whiter, that his whole body seemed to suddenly seize up, that he had looked at the butterfly as if it were Voldermort himself. But then all stories very quickly turned away from Snape and on to the woman because… well… she was hot.
Snape's eyes shot up as the doors burst open.
There she was, his sister, his god damned Shinigami sister, surrounded by the other 'exchange students' and…
Snape's eyes caught a figure also strangely familiar, small waist, red hair and huge mountain like breasts. Severus Snape felt like burying his head in his hands.
Matsumoto Rangiku
Snape sighed and quickly turned to Dumbledore, trust soul society to give him no warning then make him clean up the resulting mess.
"Dumbledore, these are the exchange students from Japan, remember the surprise for the students. Oh and the new defense against the dark arts teacher Professor Matsumoto"
Snape waited as the glazed over look on Dumbledore's face turned back to his trademark grin. The old man jumped nimbly to his feet failing to draw anyone's attention but declaring anyway.
"Ah students, I am please to announce I have a surprise for you, this year we have decided to take on some exchange students from Japan and also our new defense against the dark arts teacher is from the same school."
At this point 'professor' Rangiku Matsumoto jumped up and down on the spot waving to the students, causing every male in the room to cross his legs.
Snape sighed again at the woman's antics and summoned the sorting hat tossing it at McGonagall with a list of names. Flustered the woman got to her feet summoned a stool and looked down at the list.
She opened her mouth, paused, closed it, opened it, closed it, opened it again, and paused before Snape finally got up and to the list from the woman nudging her back to her seat. 'I guess it's a bit much to expect her to be able to read Japanese' he thought before regarding the group standing in the doorway.
"Come forward" he ordered nodding imperceptibly at the captain who stood in the group. The smallest member returned his greeting just as stealthily. For a second Snape felt elated to finally be near someone who wasn't a complete imbecile, but then his eyes traveled over the rest of the group and he realized he had also gained a few more imbeciles to add to the abundance at Hogwarts.
"Professor Matsumoto, you may take your seat" it wasn't a request and the woman obeyed skipping to the free seat inadvertently taking with her the attention of almost everyone in the room all mesmerized by the bouncing of her…
"I will call your name, you will sit on the stool put the hat on your head then go to your designated house…" Of course his sisters name would have to be first
"Rukia Kuchki" The dark haired girl grinned and trotted up to the stool her yellow sundress flitting around her knees an orange teddy half hanging out of the bag on her back. She stopped in front of her brother and bowed.
"Nii-sama it's so good to see you," She sat on the offered stool then pulled the hat over her black shoulder length hair. There was only a brief pause before the hat yelled out "Slytherin" Snape heaved a sigh of relief he knew it wouldn't take long for Granger to shove her nose where it didn't belong and find out that his darling sister had called him 'brother' at least she was a Slytherin he couldn't imagine the annoyance her being in Gryffindor would have caused. She grinned up at him again smugly before trotting over to the clapping house sitting down next to Draco Malfoy instantly ruffling his hair, nearly causing Snape to loose his composure. The Malfoy's really where family friends so they where great friends but no one else knew that. Snape turned back to his list and frowned
"Ichigo Kurosaki"
The moody teen swaggered up to the stool his hands buried in his pockets, his orange hair arranged messily around his face. He nodded at Snape as he passed then sat and placed the hat on his head. For a minute Snape thought his fears had been unfounded then…
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT YOU MANGY HAT" Ichigo yelled attempting to pull the hat off his head which was fighting valiantly (for something with no limbs) to keep it's place. The battle raged for about five minutes (insert sweat drop) before Ichigo managed to tear it from his head hurling it in Snape's direction. As the hat sailed through the air it yelled "Gryffindor" Snape grabbed it out of the air and pointed toward the shell-shocked Gryffindor table Ichigo trudged over to the table only looking back to glare back threateningly at the hat. Severus Snape looked back at the list and sighed this really was going to be a nightmare. Ichigo and Snape's vice captain had never really worked well together.
"Renji Abarai" Renji looked as outrageous as usual with the long red hair and the web of tattoos that traced across his body. The vice captain of the 6th division set obediently on the stool and waited. "Gryffindor" Snape sighed for what seemed like the hundredth time that day
"WHAT I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THE SAME HOUSE AS HIM" Snape's patience snapped at that point; to everyone in the room not a Shinigami it looked like Renji tripped over nothing sending him flying through the air. Severus Snape aka Byakuya Kuchki smiled he suddenly felt monumentally better. Renji righted himself then slouched sheepishly over to the Gryffindor table.
Snape didn't need the list for the last member of the group but to keep up the charade he read out…
"Toshiro…" he paused then finished his eyebrow raising internally "Toshiro Matsumoto" the smaller white haired boy let out a long suffering sigh and walked stiffly up to the chair. He sat placing the hat on his head, which sat upon him politely for a few moments before saying politely "Ravenclaw" The small boy removed the hat placing it carefully on the chair before walking nonchalantly to his table.
Snape relaxed a little they where sorted now and no longer his problem now it was up to them to fit quietly into school life, well okay he knew that wasn't going to happen but a man could dream couldn't he?
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Bonus: my friend and I where attempting to come up with a name for this fic and ended up coming up with a load of crappy ones so here is my little bonus for you which I will put down the bottom of every chapter
Crappy title for this fic #1
-Senbonsnapperer (as in Byakuya's sword and Snape's name… yes we laughed when I came out with that)
Reviews are appreciated oh and if you think of anymore crappy names for my fic let me know they're so good for laugh.
Till next time this is Smile Like A Fish saying goodnight and good luck