Origonally, my fanfiction of July thirteen, written on my first full day on vacation. I had all the time in the world, but I still wrote it past ten o' clock at night, which is why it's so short. Enjoy!
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"Kisuke, you've gotta be kidding me."
"Oh, I'm very serious, Yoruichi-chan."
"That's why I think you're kidding me. And don't call me Yoruichi-chan."
"Of course, Yoruichi-kun."
"Uggh. Anyway, what makes you think this is your calling in life?"
"I…like…candy? And women who come in to buy candy?"
"Kisuke, you dog," Yoruichi said, bringing in another box," women don't like it when you talk about them like that…"
"Oh, I could've sworn you liked it…" Kisuke said, pinching Yoruichi as she walked past. She smiled back.
"Hey, I told you that when we were done, we'd, you know 'hangout' in my room…" Kisuke said, raising and eyebrow lustfully. Yoruichi chuckled as she wrapped her arms around Kisuke's neck, pulling him into a kiss. He kissed her back as they slowly walked into Urahara Shoten; carefully, of course, for their eyes were closed.
As the two slipped into Kisuke's room as silently as possible, but still a little giggling, little did they know they were being watched by two sets of little eyes from the linen closet across the hall.
"Wow. New boss and that cat lady are…friendly. How often do you think she'll come around, Ururu?"
"I don't know…they like each other…quite a while?"
"Whatever. Don't get gushy with a guy like that, okay Ururu? It's kinda weird…"
"Yes, Jinta…" Ururu said, following him into their shared room; with giggles, moans, and whispering coming from Kisuke's room and following them down the hall.