Okay, I totally forgot who started this, but I'm continuing it!!! Mwahahahaha!!! For all you Sanji fans out there, you may die, b/c Zoro is BETTER!!!!

Oh, and give me sugar! Now!

51. Pretend that his cooking sucks

52. Twitch whenever he says something about the All Blue

53. Replace his cigarette with a lollipop

54. Replace his lollipop with a SQUID!

55. Call him Dartboard Eyebrow

56. Tell him that even Usopp could beat him

57. Remind him how much more awesome Zoro is than him

58. Desert him on an island full of amazingly beautiful (taken) women

59. That are all lesbians

60. Stalk him constantly

61. When he demands why you are stalking him, look disappointed and say that you thought he was Zoro

62. Tell him that kicking is for ninnies

63. Put eels in his cooking oils

64. Put tons of Zoro fan girl paraphernalia in his room

65. Eye his food cautiously and ask if he actually made something edible today

67. Tell him that you could beat him in a fight by sissy-slapping him

68. Poke Zoro every few seconds and blame it on Sanji

69. Get a few gals to be Zoro fan girls and pretend that they don't even know who Sanji is

70. Tell him that Blondes really aren't that much fun

71. Beat him in cooking

72. Steal his Jeans (read InsaniPiece, and you'll get it!)

73. Drool on his pillow

74. Make him wear a skirt

75. Tell every girl that he meets that Sanji is really a homicidal maniac in disguise

76. Replace his shoes with bunny slippers

78. Put a note on the slippers reading "Try and kick anyone with these, you ninny!"

79. Ask him why he couldn't have as much amazazingness as Zoro's left pinky toe

80. Refuse to eat any of his dishes

81. Unplug the refrigerator

82. Put his spatula in the shower, where it shall RUST!!!

83. After he makes you a splendiferous dinner full of meat, tell him that you are a vegetarian

84. Throw out all food except for salt, beans, carrots, and lettuce

85. Pin up a gigantic picture of him, only w/ a fake mustache drawn in

86. Throw darts at his gigantic eyebrow in the picture form 85., using it as a dartboard

87. Replace his spatula with a SQUID!!!

88. Tell him it's your birthday and you DEMAND a HUGE birthday dinner

89. When he makes tons of meat entres, tell him that you are actually a vegitarean

90. Tease him about knowing who Nami secretly is madly in love with

91. Tell him it's Zoro

92. Eat all his cookies and later ask why he can't keep up with the demand

93. Give him a love letter from Usopp

94. Take him to a feminist rally where everyone will kill him for trying to pick up some gals

95. When you go to the beach, give him a tiny pink spedo thong and tell him that he'll pick up all the girls!

96. Color his hair blue when he is sleeping

97. Laugh the next morning at his hair and ask if he is trying to be like Zoro

98. Explain to him why every guy on the boat is sexier than him (including Chopper)

99.Give him heels for Christmas

100. Only talk about Zoro in the presence of Sanji