30 Ways to Annoy…
Snape
1. Ask to hold hands with him
2. Say "Why sir, you look absolutely ravishing this afternoon"
3. Call him Professor Hunk
4. State how lovely, beautiful and magnificent his hair is
5. Ask him to brew you a love potion
6. Jinx his hair red and gold
7. Make him spend some quality time with Harry Potter
8. Ask for his shampoo brand name
9. Ask if James did remove his trousers that time in his fifth year
10. 'Accidentally' call him James or Sirius
11. Give him a t-shirt saying 'I Love Were-wolves'
12. Ask him to dance with you
13. Ask him to a ball as your date
14. Bow deeply every time he enters/leaves a room saying "The Half-Blood Prince has arrived! All you disgusting Purebloods and Muggleborns are unworthy, bow to your Prince!" If he's leaving, the same except change 'has arrived' to 'is leaving our pitiful presence'
15. Tell him you dated Lily
16. Make him go to James and Lily's wedding
17. Remind him of Neville's Bogart
18. Complement him and when he snaps at you say "well, if that's how you take complements, I'd hate to see what happens if your insulted"
19. Ask if Albus is a satisfying lover
20. Get mad when he doesn't send you a birthday/Christmas present
21. Send him a corny valentines card
22. Tell him James Potter is (…was) a sex God
23. Tell him you have a teddy which you take to bed with you every night called Severus
24. Call him Snivellus
25. Give him a huge and call him Sevi-poo
26. Make him watch every episode of 'Care Bear's'
27. Ask him about his Dark Mark
28. Tell him Voldemort sends his love
29. Make a point of reminding him that he and Lily fell out for good in there fifth year and he called her a "filthy little Mudblood"
30. Ask if he finds Draco attractive, and if that's why he's his favourite
Hehe, 14 was my favourite.
Next time: Dumbledore!