Dinner Guests

--

I am glad you could join me

for a meeting on such short notice.

You remind me of

a man I met quite recently.

-

I am the Lord of the manor

and I had the pleasure

of holding a banquet last night.

A marine on leave

from his tour in Iraq

was my honored guest.

He enjoyed the hors d'oeuvres

as he admired my collection

of weapons from revolutions.

I excused my lack of eating,

for I now prefer

American food

over my native French.

-

When I felt the time had come,

the main course began.

I must admit

I underestimated

the vitality of the meal

as it struggled for life.

I'm afraid my guest

didn't enjoy the experience--

I'm sure it must have been

the teeth in the neck and

its sudden exsanguination.

-

I'm almost glad

I forgot to send

the other invitations.

My friends and

the rest of the platoon

would have destroyed more

than the one priceless vase

that I lost in the struggle.

-

But come!

Let us not dwell on the past.

It is late,

and I am hungry.

Won't you join me for dinner?