Result of Hyperness
on
a ship that is sinking
me:
YAY!! THE SHIP IS SINKING THE SHIP IS SINKING!!runs around all
hyper while evil laughter is heard
Friends: look at me TT'
Me: running around still laughing
Some Pansy ass person:sees me running around all hyper and yelling in joy
about the ship sinking you WANT the ship to SINK?!
Me: evil laughter and evil glint yes, yes very much so!!
S.P.A.P.: YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE!!
Me: chucks sharp pointy object at the bitch knocking her off the ship
Ian: no bad!hold me back
Me: pouts awwww...you ruin me fun...
ship sinks...but not all the way the front sticks out off the water and me and my friends all survive
Me: NOOOOO!!sobs I WANTED TO GO DOWN WITH THE SHIP!!cries in angst
Friends: -.-'
Rescuers: ...erm...what is wrong with her?
Conor: she wanted to go down with the ship...
Rescuer:...why?
Conor:shrugs cuz she is weird that way
Rescuer:...ok then...everyone get on the ship so we can go home!
Everyone kept me: gets on the ship
Me: sits down and pouts and refuses to move
Rescuer:...is she always like this?
Conor: pretty much...only when she doesn't get what she wants...which was to go down with the ship...
Rescuer: goes down and tries to haul me up but gets bit FUCK SHE BIT ME!!
Me: heh
Rescuer fine we are leaving you behind!
Me: fine by me bitch!
Friends and ppls leave
TWO DAYS LATER THEY GO BACK AND PICK ME UP
Friends: I wonder when they will be back...
hears screaming
Screams are: JASIN-SAMA WILL PASS JUDGEMENT ON YOUR HEATHEN SOULS!!
Friends See me in a straight jacket
Me: YOU PIECES OF MOTHER FUCK HEATHEN SHIT LET ME OUT OF THIS!!
gnaws at straight jacket
Medic Person: I think she needs meds...
Me: evil cackle give me happy pills...
gets dragged past friends while they stare at me
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!HELP MEH!!NOT THE EVIL WHITE ROOMS!!
Medic 1: I think she is insane...
Medic 2: why?
Medic 1: cuz she jumped off the fricken boat while we were coming
back...she jumped right into freezing water and tried to swim to an ice burg
Medic 2:...you're kidding...
Medic 1: no far from it actually...she has also been yelling about-
Me in the distance in a special truck: JASIN-SAMA WILL PASS JUDGMENT ON ALL YOU FUCKERS!! YOU STUPID GODLESS HEATENS!!I WILL SACRAFICE YOU ALL!!I SWEAR!! YOU-
gets gagged and all you hear is muffled screams of rage
Medic 1: THAT is what she has been screaming about the whole time...
Medic 2:...what is she on?
Medic 1: not sure yet...she runs away from the needles...saying they are
evil and vile things...or something like that
medic 2: O.o
Medic 1: what? i'm serious!
Medic 2: ok...looks at heavily armed truck where are they taking her?
Medic 1: a white padded room...where everything is soft...
Medic 2: why make everything soft?...is she a danger to herself?
Medic 1: No...she stabbed herself after taking Bobs blood and tasting it...she also drew a circle with an upside down triangle and she stood on it ...but that isn't the weird thing...
Medic 2: then what is?...do I even want to know..?
Medic 1: she stood on the circle and when she stabbed herself...but she didn't die...bob did...she also claimed to be immortal...
Medic 2: ...I think she is clinically insane...ill go tell the doc..
Medic 1: ok...ill go make sure security is high...
goes off and finds more security
Medic 2: goes and finds the doc
Doc: what is it Med2?
Med2: it is about the new crazy...
Doc: what about the new crazy?
Med2: she is clinically insane we think...
Doc: ok...so?
Med2: she need very HIGH security...she can kill other ppls without
touching them...
Doc: raises eyebrow really now...and where did you hear this?
Med2: from med1
Doc: med1 is not stable...you shouldn't believe him...
Med2: but he is my lover!
Doc: is that so?
Med2: erm...no?
Doc: scribbles on sheet of paper i'm sure...well ill check it out myself...buh bye now skips off
Med2:...stares...ok then
and I think I am done!
like it?
oh wait i'm not!
doc arrives at my room
Me: sitting in corner humming to myself in a haunting happy tune while covered in blood surrounded by Dead bodies
Doc:...erm...looks around...hi?
Me: HI DOC!! What's new?
Doc: erm...why are they all dead...?
Me: Cuz they tried to come near me with the sharp needles...the ones that
suck your blood!! They are using it cuz they are vampires you see!
Doc:...i'm sure..
Me: it is true!! NO ONE BELIEVES MEH!!NO ONE I TELL YOU!!sobs
Doc:backs out of room
Me: oh no you don't you stupid mother fucking heathen GET YOUR HEATEN ASS BACK HER YOU GOD FOR SAKEN MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A !!grabs by collar and yanks the doc to my level you piece of heathen shit you will not say I am insane and you will tell everyone that one of the other godless heathens killed all of these not worthy mother fucks got that godless heathen?
Doc:nods scared out of his wits
Me: OK!! Buh Bye!! skips out
Doc:...holy shit...faints
some where in 100 mile
Rylan: NOOO!!BEN STAY AWAY FROM ME!hides
Nicky Josh Becca are all laughing their asses off
Conor:...Ben leave rylan alone...
Leah:sobs my alliance with the toast is on thin ice!! NOOOO!!
Conor comforts Leah it will be alright hugs Leah
Nicky: BUTT FACES!
Becca:...we need lives...
Someone: STUPID EMO KIDS!
Ian: shut the fuck up! you stupid maggots!
bailey cries her eyes out cuz she got called emo
Bailey
runs past me to go commit suicide as I skip in the opposite direction
as her...and roll my eyes at her patheticness...then go and glomp
Ian covering him in blood
Me:
HIIIIIII!!
Everyone:...How did you get out?
ME:...a little persuasion can go a long way grins with evil glint in eyes
Josh: EVIL MASTER IS BACK
Me:...gets tackled by Ian
Ian: YAY!YOUR BACK!
and then I go back to my normal life and then happily ever after...or so that is what everyone thinks...until 3 months later where I over throw the whole world and become the master of the world! THE END!!
ok NOW I am DONE