Hello my name is, Jersey Destiny Swift, yeah I know.. weird name right? Well I don't care, I like my name…
Now to tell you a little bit about myself. Well I'm 5'5, I have long blond hair, bright piercing blue eyes, and I'm Caucasian…. Now on to my story.
I was sitting on my bed reading my favorite book "War and Peace", when my crazy best friend, Erica, came barreling into my room screaming about who knows what… Erica said "Jersey guess what.." "If it's about Josh then I don't want to know." "No it's not about Josh." "Oh, okay then.. what is it?"
"Okay well I heard from, Jenny, who heard from, Tanya, who heard from, Jesse, who heard from, Katie, who heard from, Courtney, who head from, Lisa, who heard from, Beth, who heard from, Wade, that, Jason Maraz is going to ask you out, and the main source is Jason's BEST FRIEND!"
So I said "Erica do you know how many times that Wade has said that Jason was going to ask me out? Ten times. Besides, Jason may be hot but I wouldn't want to go out with him anyway." "Why not? He's the schools player, and if I'm going to go out with guys I'd rather it be a real date than be played by a 'jerk' like him." "Okay but what if you dump him first?" "Okay you caught my attention, keep talking."
"Okay, so normally he would break things off with the girl right after the second date, you know make her feel like she's 'The One', and then 'BANG' it's over. So all you have to do is break up with him first. That or when he asks you out say no..."
"Hmm, I like that idea, so what do you want to do now?" "Let's watch the Big Bang Theory!" "Okay! Fourth season?!" "Duh!"
*Briiiiiiing!*
Erica said "Isn't that your phone?" "Yea it is, start the movie I'll be back in a sec." "okay."
~On the phone~
Jersey: Hello?
Jason: Hey Jersey it's me Jason.
Jersey: Oh it's you, what do you want Maraz...
Jason: Oh ouch, Jersey, that hurts.
Jersey: And I really don't care, so please do tell as to why you're calling me.
Jason: Because I wanted to ask you a question.
Jersey: Okay, what?
Jason: Will you go on a date with me?
Jersey: No.
Jason: Great I'll pick you up. Wait... what did you say?
Jersey: I said no.
Jason: Okay, but why?
Jersey: Because if I'm going to go out with a guy, I want it to be a real date, instead of being played by a 'jerk' like you.
Jason: What makes you think that your going to be played? Just because I go out with a lot of girls doesn't mean that I always hurt them.. Besides, half of those girls only went out with me because of who my parents are! But for some unknown reason, you're not impressed by them, you don't seem to care about what they do at all…
Jersey: That's because I only care about who they really are, not what they do, their Job means nothing to me.
Jason: Does that mean you will go out with me then?
Jersey: Will you stop asking if I say yes?
Jason: yes.
Jersey: Fine... Yes..
Jason: Great I'll pick you up at eight tonight.
Jersey: Okay, bye.
Off the phone.
Erica started talking again. "Who was that?" "Jason called asking about the date!" "I told you so!" "Yeah I know…" "So what did you say to him then?" "I said okay bye…" "Wait.. you said yes to the date? What's next?! Yes to the dress?!
"No of course not! Look, Erica, all I'm going to do is go out with him, nothing more nothing less, OK?!