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Cold Glare and Iron Fist
Suddenly the lights flickered, and thunder and lightning struck. The lights blew out, but when the lights flickered back on, Hatori was standing on the teacher's desk wearing a tattered black cloak and holding a dark, twisted staff with smoke surrounding him.
"BEHOLD!!! I AM HATORI, ALMIGHTY SORCERER FROM THE WORLD OF DUCKY-TOPIA!!! I VOW THAT I WILL TAKE OVER THIS PRISON CALLED 'KINDERGARTEN AND RULE WITH A COLD GLARE AND AN IRON FIST!!!"
Lightning crackled, thunder boomed, and all the kids cowered in the corner, except for Ayame and Shigure.
"Whoo! I wanna be the bodyguard! Protect the package!!!" Shigure exclaimed, punching his fist in the air.
"Yay! Go Hatori!!" Ayame said happily, glomping Tori.
"Thank you." Hatori bowed once Aaya had let go. "You shall both receive lovely gift basket when I begin my rule." And with that, Kenshin had a heart-attack, and Hatori enslaved all the children, but made Shigure his bodyguard and Ayame his most trusted advisor.
A month later, Ayame suddenly remembered something from a month ago. "Hey, Hatori! You know, I never did get that gift basket you promised."
"Shush!" Hatori said, whacking him in the head. "I'm about to tell everyone that the statue of us they've been making for the past month is horrible and to rebuild it.
"PROTECT THE PACKAGE!!!" Shigure shouted, glomping them both.