Finally got to the sequel of Shake Those Hips, Fern. (read that one first). This won't be a one shot but I will have to hold off updating until I finish "Find Me" and put Do You Have Any Idea What I Went Through In Captivity on HIATUS! I will also not continue: Welcome to Portugal, Not So Little Gracie, and might continue Nev Blye.

And I threw in the parenting class because I honestly love seeing Deeks as a father. And Kensi as a mother! ^0^

Thx. For reading! Disclaimer: I do not own NCIS:La. Picks off right where we left off. (But the date is December 26th, and it might not collaborate with it's prequel, but oh well.)

"Kens, what do you mean parenting class!?" asked Deeks, once his girlfriend popped out those life changing words. "Are we going to bring Monty or...?"

"No, doofus! I have a person swimming in my stomach!" yelled Kensi.

"I see the hormones are then in play." added Deeks. Kensi glared a bit. Jackie felt quite awkward in this situation and left, grabbing her purse. But just after adding, "So you did technically have children when I asked at dinner."

"So, um... what are we going to do?" asked Deeks.

"You're not mad?" asked Kensi.

"Why would I be?" asked Deeks, taking his girlfriend's hand. "It's my sperm that made this thing. Why would I criticize something I made?"

Kensi laughed a bit. She ruffled her Shaggy's hair and kissed him. "Well, Daddy. We don't want to be late, do we?"

"No we don't." said Deeks, putting his hands on Kensi's stomach. Just as Chad walked by.

"Nice job spreading the good vibes!" he said, as he carried his smoothie and did a little "hang loose" sign.

"What an idiot." sighed Deeks, as his girlfriend pulled him out the door.


"Hi there. How may I help you?" asked the receptionist at "New Parents." parenting classes in downtown LA.

"Hi. I'm Kensi, and this is Marty." smiled Kensi. "I called over the phone a few days ago to sign up for classes."

"Oh yes! I remember you." said the receptionist, Georgia. "Yes, your class starts in five minutes. Just down the hall."

Kensi smiled and took the pamphlets that Georgia gave her. One was with a little naked baby smiling, which Deeks found very amusing. The other one was with coupons for "New Parents" baby stores and baby showers.

"Why are you so smiley today?" asked Deeks, tickling Kensi's side a bit.

"I don't know. I'm just very happy." she smiled. They went into a small, sunny room with big windows. There was a wooden floor and couples, with women bulging, like watermelons had been stuffed up their shirts and women who were just starting, like Kensi was. Their partners were near them.

"Hi, I'm Seraphina, I'll be your instructor!" smiled the small woman who was standing at the door. She handed them more pamphlets. Seraphina had bright green eyes, hair like Nell, and was wearing a dress with daisies on it. "Is it a boy or a girl?"

Deeks looked over at Kensi, since he had only found out a few minutes before. Kensi smiled and hugged Deeks. "We don't know yet, but we do have an OB/GYN appointment today. So we might find out soon."

"Alright, congratulations and just find a mat somewhere and the class will start soon." smiled Seraphina.

Kensi and Deeks walked in. They found a small space by the windows. Kensi began taking off her sneakers.

"Fern, what the hell are you doing?" asked Deeks in a small whisper.

"What does it look like I'm doing? Shaving my legs?" snapped Kensi, while trying to get her black Nikes off. "There's flip flops in my purse, hand me them." Deeks went fishing in her purse to find what his love desired. He saw that she was a hoarder in her purse too. Gum wrappers, paperclips and lipstick lined the bottom while a few packs of potato chips were stuffed. Under them was her gun. And her flip flops.

"Here" said Deeks, finally handing them to her. He got down next to her and kissed her. "Why are you carrying? And why does your purse look like a trashcan?"

Kensi looked at him, smiled, then slapped him. "First of all, never get a woman whose going to be carrying your child for 40 weeks mad, next I will one day need that stuff.

"One day." sighed Deeks, as he held his cheek.

"Hi there, everybody!" said Seraphina as she walked up to the front of the room. "Welcome to "New Parents", where we strive in making the next generation succeed in parenting. I'm Seraphina and I'll be your instructor for the next few weeks. Now, I'm going to ask you to open the pamphlet I gave you on diapers and what brands to buy."

Kensi opened the pamphlet which was about 24 pages long. "We will go through this pamphlet thoroughly in detail and I will add a few comments as well."

Deeks groaned softly as Kensi rolled back and had her head on his chest and her legs stretched out in front of her. She was wearing her yoga pants and a pink V-neck. Her painted finger nails flipped the pages as she quickly scrolled through the book. Deeks kissed her head lightly and they started the reading.

The class, as Deeks found out later, was about 2 hours.

We will look into hormonal Kensi in the next chapter and how they tell the team! I promise I will try to be as funny as possible! :D:D:D

Thx for reading! Please review, fave and follow! Kisses, N.T.