Chapter 1: baby sitting
Oh great one of the things Itachi hated the most. BABYSITTING!!!!!!!
"Mom, this is so unfair!!! Just cause' me and my friends lit Deidara's house on fire snicker doesn't mean I should have tah' baby sit Sasuke an' his lil' friend." Itachi said trying to sound cool.
"Itachi stop talking like that and your baby sitting weather you like it or not." Itachi's dad called from up stairs.
"Fine. But really this totally sucks." Itachi said look up at his mother with big innocent (Itachi and innocent in the same sentence. NO WAY!!!. lol) eyes.
"Oh with the eyes," Itachi's mom laughed "I'm real sorry honey but, what your dad says goes.".
"Oh, alright." Itachi sighed, he didn't belame his mother for being afraid of their dad, he's a scary person. "But, can Deidara help me baby sit please!" Itachi begged.
"You mean the he-she?" Itachi's father questioned in a laugh. Itachi gave him a half upset/mad look. "I'm just kidding Itachi he's a good kid, so sure. Besides we still owe his parents a burnt down house."
"Ok, it's not my fault i didn't know a cat was famible!!" Itachi said laughingly.
Everyone in the room laughed, inclueding the 5 year old Sasuke who had no idea whay was going on other then the fact Naruto was sleeping over. The doorbell rang Iruka and Naruto where greeted and let in, while Itachi went to find the phone. The adults laughed about some adult stuff while Naruto made fartting sounds with his arm-pit which made Sasuke laugh.
"Cool. Ok, cya soon dude." Itachi hung up the phone.
"Since, when do you say dude Itachi?" Iruka snickered get some coffee.
"Ahhhhhhh. When people aren't around? I guess." Itachi said walking into the living room.
Laughter rung out, the smell of food a such went around the whole room. I love when it's alive like this. Itachi thought smileing. The adults went to the door and turned the knob the leave when, Deidara darted though the door running down most of the adults.
"Nice to see you to you too Deidara." Itachi's mom teased.
"Oh, hi Mrs.Uchiha ahhhhhhhh my mo said she'll see you at the theather thingy." Deidara blushed. Itachi's mom always embrassed his friends while, his dad scared them.
"Well. Sasuke and Naruto will be upstairs in Sasuke's room. And you two can order whatever you want for dinner, watch tv, and the stero. Just don't burn the house down." Mrs.Uchiha chuckled.
"Cough Itachi Cough." Deidara, well, Coughed.
"Ok, can we drop that already!" Itachi raged.
Everyone laughed then left. The two younger kids looked up at the elders cutely.
"Niisan, what are we doing tonight?" Sasuke said as cute as possible.
"Your going to bed." The to 13 year olds said in unison.
"But, niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssaaannn thats nooooooo fuuuunnn." Sasuke whined, tugging on Itachi's pant leg. Sasuke nuzzled his face into Itachi's leg and, yawned. Naruto saw this and yawned to.
"But see, you and naruto are tired." Deidara pointed out.
"Just listen to um' Sasuke they're big kids they're gonna win no matter what." Naruto said tugging on Sasuke who, pushed Naruto off and clung to Itachi's leg.
"I know that but.." Sasuke looked up at Itachi with big eyes "What niisan to hang out with me for once, instead of treating me like a pain." Sasuke's head hung "Never mind lets go Naruto we can go watch spongebob on my new big screen." The little kids ran up stairs singing the spongebob theme song.
Itahis face flashed sadly then, went back to normal. He felt bad for Sasuke, he was so cute yet so annoying. All little kids are so Sasuke was just being a kid. But, still Itachi didn't give him enough credit for being understanding when their dad wanted to spend more time with Itachi then Sasuke.
"ITACHI!!!!!!!! YOU BAKA!!!!!!!! ARE YOU LISTENING OR NOT?!?" Deidara yelled in Itachi's ear.
"Oh sorry I was thinking." Itachi murmmed still zoned out a bit.
"Itachi your always thinking it's kind of creepy." Deidara aid turning on the tv. They turned the lights off and watched "The ring" "The ring 2" "and last "When a stranger calls". It was about 1:34 when the were done.
"Those movies where scary as shit but the last one scared me the most cause we're baby sitting." Itachi shook."Deidara??? Where are you???".
Deidara climbed out from under the couch. I wasn't scared i was ahhh looking for the remote." Deidara said shaking.
Itachi just smiled and lift his right arm, which grasped the remote.
"You where saying?" Itachi laughed.
Just then the phone rang Itachi and Deidara froze and looked at the caller id. Unknown caller, it read. Itachi reached for the phone and...