Author's Note: This was just a silly idea for an episode that I imagined while watching the episode "A Glitch is a Glitch". Ice King seemed pretty desperate in making Fionna and Cake real, and would probably even go as far as to do this to see it happen. This story will most likely only be a few chapters long, since it's an "episode", like three chapters at the least. So until then I hope you enjoy it!

Sorry that this is short, all of the chapters will be at least one thousand words in length.

I do not own Adventure Time!

~*Cross Dresser*~

Finn groaned as he rolled over, feeling something tickle the side of his face as he did. "Dang it Jake..." He mumbled, "I already told you man, Meat Man can't hurt you. Get back in your own bed..." He said as he slightly cracked open his eyes, only for them to fall shut once again.

He noticed that his bed felt oddly... colder than normal, as if he were laying on a block of ice. His arms and legs felt a little cold also, it was at that moment he realized he wasn't in his fuzzy pajamas! He remembered falling asleep with them on, this realization made his eyes snap back open and he sat up.

Taking in his surroundings, he saw that he wasn't in his room at the Tree Dome. He was in Ice Kingdom, at Ice King's lair. "What the hay-hay!" He exclaimed, confused. Then felt the tickling on his face again, seeing something yellow next to his face. He yanked at it, then winced. It was his hair, hanging from out of his hat. Why was that?

He looked around for Jake, wondering if he was here alone. "Jake?" He called, "You in here buddy?" He heard a muffle and turned around, "Is that you Jake? Where are you?!"

"Over here..." Jake said, sitting up from the pile of clothes he way laying in. Some of them falling off of him as he did. "What time is it?" He asked as he yawn and stretched, then Finn gasped in shock at the sight of him.

"Jake, what the plop happened to you?!" He exclaimed, throwing his arms up in surprise.

"Huh?" Jake responded, confused, then looked down at himself. His eyes slowly widened, then he let out yell as he gazed at his fur. All but his legs, and an arm, were messily painted white. He jumped up and began to stuttered. "How did- what- what the glob man?!"

Finn ran over to Jake and put a hand on one of the cardboard cat ears, also painted badly, that were glued to the top of his head. "Dude, you look like a cat!"

"And you look like a girl! You're in a skirt dude!" Jake exclaimed, pointing at the young adventurer. Finn raised an eyebrow and looked down at himself, letting out a shriek. He was in a skirt, and thigh high socks with Mary-Janes. "And what happened to your hat?"

Finn felt the top of his hat, the ears felt longer. "How did we even get here man?!" He asked, tired of being so confused.

"Oh, that's easy!" They heard a new voice say, turning to where it came from; they saw the Ice King walk in. "I brought you chums here last night," He said, then put his hands on his cheeks. "While you were sleeping."

"Wha- Why would you do that?!" Finn asked.

"Yeah!" Jake exclaimed, walking up to stand next to Finn. "And what the hell's with all of this?!" He said as he pointed at them both.

"Another easy one!" Ice King said, pointing back. "You two are Fionna and Cake!"

"What does that even mean?!" Jake asked.

Ice King sighed, "Look, Fionna and Cake are trapped in another dimension somewhere. And until I can find a way to get them out, you two'll have to fill in for them and be my best bros. That simple enough for you?"

Finn and Jake looked at one another, then back at Ice King. "You mean those characters from your dumb fanfiction?!" Jake asked.

"The characters that aren't real?!" Finn questioned.

" My fanfiction is not dumb! And they're real as long as you're real!" Ice King snapped, in a slight rage. Then calmed down very quickly.

"You're insane Simon!" Finn yelled, "And- wait, you kidnapped us while we were asleep? Who does that?!" He said, just remembering Ice Kings earlier words.

"I does that," He said, pointing at himself. "And don't yell at me like that, Fionna would never raise her voice at me! She loves me a bunch." He said, crossing his arms.

"I'm not Fionna, I'm not even a girl dude!" Finn sighed.

"You are as long as I say you are," He said, then looked at Jake. "And fluff out your tail Cake, it's all flat and unattractive!"

"What?" Jake said, then stretched his tail around to look at it. Seeing a white fur tail, with a painted golden tip, glued to his own. "Man you've gotta be kidding me!" He said, trying to pull it off. But to no eval, the glue was dry and matted into his own fur. "What is this even made out of?"

Ice King covered his mouth, to stifle a laugh. "It's left over beard hair, from when I shaved it all off that one time. You remember? Huh Cake? You remember when that happened, Cake?"

"Yes," He replied, dropping his "tail" with disgust. "And don't call me Cake!"

"Cake doesn't talk like that, she's got like a disco queen accent or something. You gotta say it more like this." Ice King clear his throat, then placed his hands on his hips and batted his eyelashes. "And don't call me Cake, sucka!" He said, rolling his neck, in a way he imagined Cake would. "See? Now you do it."

"No!" He exclaimed, then Ice King glared.

"Do it or I'll freeze you to death!" He shouted aggressively, his hands crackling as he charged an ice attack. Jake's eyes widened, then drooped as he sighed.

"Uhhh..." He trailed, then put his hands on his hips like Ice King did. "And don't call me Cake, sucka!" He repeated, making the same head movement. Ice King smiled then jumped up and down in happiness.

"Oh that's much better!" He said then glared at Finn, "But you gotta fix that attitude of yours missy! Now wait right here, I'll be right back!" He said, then ran into the other room.

As soon as he did, Jake attempted to pull off his cat ears while Finn took off his rabbit hat and pushed his hair back. "Jake, the Ice King has gone wonkers!"

The "ears" slipped from Jake's grasp and made him fall back onto the ground, "Ouch..." He sat up and rubbed his head, "Ice King was already wonkers, man."

"Yeah, but never this wonk! This is just insane dude, more than normal! Who knows how long he's gonna try and keep us here!" He exclaimed.

Jake put a hand on his chin, "You know what? You've got a point, I never thought of it that way."

"Of course I do!" Finn said, "We need to get out of here before he comes back!"

"Well why are we still standing here?" Jake asked, "Let's-"

"Oohhh, look who it is!" Ice King said as he walked back into the room, both of his hands behind his back. "Prince Gumball and Lord Monochromicorn!" He said, taking his hands from behind his back, with two sock puppets of Gumball and Lord on each hand. "Hope you're hungry, I've got a Mac n' Cheese in the oven."

Finn and Jake back away from Ice King a little, then gave each other a worried glance. They hoped they wouldn't be here too long.