Once upon a time there was a girl, called Sarah, who ran the legendary labyrinth of the Underground. She didn't realize it until many years later, but she had fallen in love during her time there. The two were in touch and eventually he proposed. Sarah was overwhelmed with joy and began planning immediately. Her dress was picked out and the cake ordered. Then the day of the wedding:
"Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
"I do take thee Sarah to be my wife." He said happily.
"Do you take this man?"
"I do take thee... Hoggle."
THE END
A/N: I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist… I totally don't ship these two if that's what you're thinking (the very thought gives me shudders). I just thought I'd make a little joke. I hope you thought it was funny!:)