Host Club Remix

Author note: yo Mako here, me and sen are starting a new story, we don't own ouran high host club. We love it and wanna do a story on it soooo lets begin.

"Here at ouran high academy is home to the Ouran high host club, the most handsome men with too much time on their hands entertain the beautiful women who also have too much time on their hands."

Mako's P.O.V

"God mako, no matter how much time I spend with you and Haruhi. Doesn't matter if your twins, but how the heck is it that you were born with red hair?" I shrug.

"How should I know…and besides you really shouldn't be talking considering you have white hair. Now where the heck is my sister? She should've met up with us by now?" We turn a corner. And she checked out this school a few months back. She told me she has it practically memorized..."Yeah she should've, but uh she might've gotten sidetracked? I mean you know how much she likes her peace and quiet maybe she went outside or something."

That's true, I mean I like it peacefull too. But I at least have a tolerance, she bolts the moment things go nuts.

Hmm Oh. "How bout here? Looks like a huge library, I'll bet she's in here~" Pointing to the huge doorway with a big grin. We checked other classes and libraries of the building. This has to be it, I can't think of anywhere else she could be. "I think your right, I think we found the place." I'll bet she's already sticking her head in one of those books. And anyway it looks like a nice quiet room. "Let's go in! Come on Sen!" I grab him by the arm and drag him in…

"You know, Mako this place seems…familiar-" We come into a room with, a piano? There's Haruhi up against a post, with a vase? What the heck? I thought this was an abandoned library? Sen whispers quietly in my ear…"Mako we have to get out of here…"

"Why?" I frown. What's the big deal? "We're in the host club!"

A tall man with black hair, glasses and a mysterious smile on his face approaches us…"Ahh long time no see Sen, and I see you've brought us a new customer…" I feel a ghost of a touch; I turn around with a dude with blond hair, and warm purple eyes gazes upon me, while he touches a strand of my hair.

Creeper much? "Why hello there my beautiful princess, welcome to the host club, are you new here?" What the heck is with this guy, I glance up and ignore the guy completely and go up to my sister, like me Haruhi doesn't care to much about looks.

Today I'm wearing sweatpants and a blue t-shirt, while she's wearing a hand me down sweater with black pants. She had to come to school with glasses, and since the neighbor incident, her hairs nothing but a wild mess.

"Hey Haruhi, I thought you told us to meet you somewhere quiet, and who are these weirdos." The blondie pushes in front of haruhi. "Darling why don't we leave our new uh errand boy alone shall we. And my your hair is exquisite, so such a gorgeous shade of red…" Ok 1 did he just call my sister a guy and 2 what is wrong with him! My hair is red! Not orange, not ginger, but RED. Yes its long but dude just can't take the hint.

"Judo throw!" I grab blondie by the arm and chuck him, he smashes into a pale –yellow vase. The guy Sen was talking to walks up to me. "Miss that vase caused 80,000 yen, I'm afraid you're going to have to pay for it." my eyes widen in shock and anger. Shock due to how expensive and anger due to the weirdo who wouldn't leave me alone and insulted my sister.

I make a break for it and run for the exit, until two boys with the same green eyes and light brown hair stop me, the one on the left says,

"Sorry…" The right one continues. "But we can't… " Left. "Let you through…" I look at them. "Do you always talk for each other?" They blink, in unison answering this time. "Only when we want to…" they press a button *beep*

"AHHHHHHH!" I shut my eyes as a huge shadow flows over my body. *clank* I open my eyes in shock, i'm not dead thank god…but now I'm in a cage,

"How the heck did you get a cage in this room and while I'm at it why do I have to pay for the stupid vase, it was all that blonde guy's fault. I demand freedom!" Sen sneaks up to me, and whispers in my ear,

"Mako you idiot, Kyoya hates it when people oppose him and you just threw the host club's president to a vase…" Are you kidding me? I was providing a fricken service! "He was messing with Haruhi, and was being a creeper! No nice sane guy would come up to me and flirt! It self defense!"

I tell him to let me go or he dies. Not that he's taking me serious. "Aww it must be very lonely for you then…hmm your thinking of killing me through the bars aren't you" He steps back as I try reaching for him GRRRRR!

"LET ME OUT SEN SO I CAN KILL YOU!" I thrash against the bars! Kyoya brings up a cell phone and mutters something…did he just say tazor? *ZAPPPP!* Ugh going down! I fall and *smack* my head against the gold bars. "Leave My sister alone!" I hear Haruhi in the background, faintly….then darkness.

To be continued

Author Notes: Been wanting to post this up for awhile now. Hope you enjoyed this little bit. Hmm How does Sen know Kyoya, what are these two twins doing in such a fancy school? Well stay tuned all!