A/n hello Victorious fans! first of all, this is my first venture into the Victorious world. Second, it's not purely fanfiction. It was inspired by an episode (I think it was Wi-Fi In the Sky) where they were writing a play and Cat was all like "We should make it about a giraffe who learns to love." I was working on something where I had to write what ever I wanted using words from a list of SAT words, and watching Victorious, and Cat said that line and that's sorta how this happened. Well here you go.
According to most people and animals, a giraffe in love was a collusion. And Geoffrey the Giraffe was the perfect embodiment of that. A grouchy old jerk who would disparage little giraffe calves by accentuating their faults. He would also stand at the gate to a village, impervious to any creatures attempting to pass. He would give long orations about the apocalypse, scaring anyone within earshot of him. Then, he woke up with a cloth being held over his nose, and he smelled a saccharine smell. He began to feel enervated, and promptly fell back asleep, as if into a cavity.
He woke to a cacophony of blaring car horns, not hearing the usual harmony that he heard at home. The dissonance confounded him. The cold wind was scathing when juxtaposed against his old home in Africa. The copious amounts of smoke in the air were enough to make him gag. What was the force that was so divisive between him and his old home? He heard human voices, and retracted into the back corner.
"Dude, tell me why you ordered a giraffe," he heard the zookeeper say.
"Because, Jack, we needed to variegate the zoo to ameliorate it," the manager replied. "Itex is buying out all the zoos, and we need to expand to prevent an amalgamation. We need something to make us more discrete."
"Dude, I like, totally didn't understand a word you just said."
"Jack, I believe we have reached a concord that acting intelligent is completely against your mores," the manager concluded in the most terse statement he had ever made. As Geoffrey listened to the conversation about how the preponderance of zoos are not diverse, he began to feel more sanguine about how he will get out of this awful place. Luckily, his plan was not exigent. and, eventually, he would be cleared of his indictment.
He climbed over the fence that was way too short to be a giraffe cage and immediately fell, causing a pain that was worse that a thousand scourges. He ran and ran until he ran into a huge window, immediately breaking it. Geoffrey quickly found himself face-to-face with a poster that made him feel strangely maudlin. Of course, Geoffrey couldn't differentiate between the cartoon in the poster and a real giraffe, so he paraded the poster around the wonder that is Toys R Us. It was the middle of the night, so there were no people. Then, he took his poster back to the zoo, forgot about the wild, and they all lived happily ever after.
A/n just so you know, the word Itex is a reference to the Maximum Ride series, which I have also been doing a lot recently. That was interesting...R/R PLEASE!