A/N: JESUS, I'M REALLY DOING THIS! Feel lucky, you lucky, lucky people... Hehe, so! I've decided to make a Dynasty Warriors crossover for my sequel (?) to my story: When Two Worlds Meet (Hetalia X FFXIII, go look at it if you want to) Oh, and read the A/N at the bottom, it's IMPORTANT!
OK, so... nothing much to say right now, so LET'S GET THIS SHIT ON!
Warning: Umm... watch out for OOC-ness, especially for the DW guys. Typos, and misstypos, and all that... just watch out, ok? Oh, and HUGE possibility of cussing, so beware...
Disclaimer: You guys all know I don't own the two... why would I make this in the first place anyway?
Right, then! Enjoy~!
When two Eras meet... WAIT, WHAT!
C.1: Lu Xun meets South Korea! Let the groping begin!
Lu Xun.
A young brunette, who is currently one of the stratigists of Wu. A very sharp kid with a keen mind and a quick wit. He does still posses that little childishness in him, but hey, he's still young, so cut him some slack, 'kay?
He's currently lying asleep in his room, peacfull looking. Wait a second...
Was he really sleeping in his room? And... that's not a bed, I think...
He suddenly opened his eyes. He does this sometimes, waking up at night at the most random moments. But, damn, was he wishing to still be asleep right now...
One thing that suprised him was that he's not on his bed right now, but on the floor. The other thing was this; This place doesn't seem like his room. At all.
"Huh? Where am I?" He asked to himself. It's safe to assume he's somewhere else, but where?
Lu Xun rose to his feet, his robe waving slightly at the movement. Yes, he is wearing a robe, even when he's asleep. He needs to stratigize for battles, and work late, so when he got to his room, he usually just falls down on his bed, and fall asleep immedietly, not caring what he's wearing right then. Man, kid's livin' a busy life.
But enough about that. He whipped his head around, examining the area. But this place is so dimmly lit, well not lit at all, that all he could make out is the fact that this is a bedroom. He could also see an outline of a door, the only door in here, which led outside. He decided to walk towards it. After stumbling on a few things, and nearly falling a few times, he finally reached the door. He nearly fell in front of it though, so he grabbed onto the wall to regain his balance. He, in the process, also moved something. A 'click' sound can be heard, and suddenly the lights went on.
He didn't know what it was, but the thing he clicked just now was a light-switch. (OK, I KNOW for sure that light switches doesn't exist at Lu Xun's time... They were still using lanterns and torches, right?)
Anyway, he decided not to ponder over what the hell just happened, and decided to go outside. And when he got there, it was the same thing, only this time the hallway he entered is slightly lit from the light coming from the room he exited just now. He decided not to take any chances though, and decided to close the door behind him, the light that illuminated part of the hallway fading as the door closed. He's a little too paranoid right now, and so he started walking is the darkness. That is, until the light in the hallway turned on, and he could hear someone talking.
"Yeah... yeah, okay! So, next meeting, my place, 1 week. Okay, I got it- Okay!"
Lu Xun's eyes widened. What's this about a meeting? And who was the man talking to? Or rather, who was talking just now?
"Shoot... so someone really does live in this place... Ugh, Obviously!" Lu Xun said, in a whisper. He then turned the other way around, but the sound his boots made stopped him. With every step he made, he realized, the boots make a sound. This is bad. This house seemed almost empty, aside from him and the strange man. The sound his boots makes can echo and easily be heard by that man. Then, Lu Xun heard the man's voice again, this time it seemed to be directed at him.
Meanwhile...
South Korea heard a 'click' noise coming from down the hallway, but it wasn't from him. He's alone right now, so no one else could've made that noise. Unless...
"Hey, is someone there?" Korea half said, half shouted. His noise echoed right back at him in the empty hallway. Ok, this was starting to get a little creepy. He decided to walk into the hallway, whipping his head left and right, examining the halway, then he spotted something.
A small body dressed in a red, orangish coloured robe. He walked closer, and gasped.
"HEY, WHO ARE YOU!" Korea shouted, then proceded to grab onto the closest thing he could grab and use as a weapon, which is apparently a vase. Well, it is better off than nothing. The frail looking man turned aroud quickly, only to be met face-to-face with a big vase. Literlarly face-to-face.
-PRANG~!-
Lu Xun fell onto the floor, his face littered with soil and some parts of the poor plant on him... What a shame...
He wiped his eyes clean of the soil, and opened his eyes a little. He looked up, but jumped when he saw the man whose standing right in front of him. The man looked to be wearing a robe; a white one, with a blue layer on his torso. He's also wearing light, white leather boots.
South Korea kept his shocked look, but then it faded into a perverted smirk. 'Aww, how could I ruin such a cute face like that? It's just like aniki's, da ze~,' and with that, his hands felt a familiar itch.
'Oh no... nonononononoNO! HOW am I going to get OUT of this? Think, Xun, THINK!' Lu Xun said to himself. The shock of getting caught this early made him not able to think that straight anymore. As in; He's panicking right now, trying to get out of this mess. But, before he knew it, he felt something on his chest... is that a HAND?
"Your breasts are MINE, da-ze~!" Korea shouted in enjoyment, feeling rather satisfied with what's he's doing right now.
"AAH!" Lu Xun shouted, and kicked Korea on the face simultamiously before he could do anything else to him. Now, it was Korea's turn to mend his eyes. When he was done rubbing it to ease the pain, he opened it a little. Lu Xun didn't notice this, but Korea's strand of hair that formed a strange curl a.k.a his ahoge, has a face, and is now mimicing Korea's hurt expresion. When Korea's eyes opened a little wider, Lu Xun backed off a little bit more, just enough to keep the distance between them.
"Who-who are you...?" Lu Xun said, face deep red, just like Spain's tomatoes. Korea looked at him, eyes fully opened now, and then he closed them again, both eyebrows arched upwards, and a embarresed looking smirk on his face.
"Heh, I should be asking you that... But, I'm Korea. SOUTH Korea. Pleased to meet you," Korea said, scartching the back of his neck. Lu Xun just look confused at him. 'South Korea'? Ok, that didn't sound like a name, but more like a Country's name.
"Umm, excuse me? Stop joking around. Really, who are you?" Lu Xun said, still looking confused at him.
"I'm not joking. My name IS South Korea. I'm serious. DEAD serious," Korea said, seemingly serious this time, and he also stressed the word 'Dead' at the last sentence. "I'm a personification of a nation! The personification of South Korea," Korea said, raising one hand up, a happy expresion on his face. Lu Xun arched an eyebrow upwards. He seemed really serious.
"Alright, then, your turn! Who are you and where did you come from? Last I checked, all the doors and windows are locked. And I live alone, y'know," Korea said, a weird expression on his face.
Lu Xun inhaled deeply, and then exhaled though his mouth. "Alright, then... where should I start?" He said, then he began explaining everything.
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"Oh, I see," Korea said. Lu Xun seemed to be relived he understood, yet quite suprised as well. How did he take this in so easily? His story was to weird even for him.
"And if your wondering why I was able to understand all this, well, somethig like this happened before. England, or rather, Sealand must've done something again...," South Korea said, but mumbled the last part to himself. Lu Xun seemed to have heard it, though, an asked,"what?"
"Huh? Oh, nothing! Anyway, later at the meeting, we should see England! He's a nation too, but he knows a lot more about this stuff than I do. But, you'll have to wait one week until we hold the next meeting, which'll be held right here," Korea said, smiling,"And your story's sounds like the Three Kingdoms Era of China, my aniki!" Korea said, putting on that trademark, happy look on his face.
"Oh? It's because I am from the—WAIT WHAT DID YOU SAY? WHAT ERA AM I IN RIGHT NOW? WHAT YEAR IS THIS?" Lu Xun suddenly blurted out. Something about Korea saying something about the Three Kingdom's Era, and this whole house doesn't seem to fit. What he heard next struck him as an idiot. Hard.
"Your in the modern era, second millenia, 2012. Basically, If you said that you are from the Three Kingdoms era, then you moved into the future. WAY into the future," Korea said.
Lu Xun just looked dumbfoudedly at him. What?
Jian Ye, Wu Palace, some random corridor...
"Lu Xun!"
A scream can be heard outside of the hall. Ling Tong is now in search of Lu Xun, as Zhou Yu ordered him to.
'Damn, where did that kid go?' He thought to himself, then saw Gan Ning walking towards him.
"Any luck?" Ling Tong asked.
"Nope," Gan Ning said, and shrugged, then went off to search some more.
Ling Tong sighed. This was going to be a long search... but somehow, he has this feeling that they won't be able to find him no matter how much ther searched. Well, time to deal with another rant from Zhou Yu.
Korea's House, Seoul, South Korea (duh...)
Korea is now preparing dinner for the two. And Lu Xun is still sitting on the sofa in the living room, trying to comprehend what Korea said just now.
'Second millenia? 2012?' Lu Xun thought.
Korea stood there, looking blankly at the young stratigist.
-To be continiued-
A/N: OK! Time for torturing some DW characters! By the way, guys, this will be sorta like a request kinda fic. Only thing you need to do is, like in the fic which this is a sequel of, is to choose which characters from the DW universe will meet what character from the Hetalia universe. This is not a requet fic, though, but you can give me suggestions for the story as well, if you want to. So basically, just vote one character and which charater from the APH universe he/she'll meet with. And in this fic, you can pick 2 characters from the DW universe (ex. Yue Ying and Zhuge Liang meeting Russia) Like that!
Lastly, sorry if my writting is a little dull... I haven't written in a while! And yay, new record! 2000 or so words!
So, send in those reviews if you want this to be continiued! Oh, and you can't pick the following characters from the Hetalia universe, since I already used them in my last fic (When Two worlds meet). No need to make a list I guess, 'cus it's the Axis Powers + the allies. Yep, you can't use them.
Also, this is not Wu centric. You can send in other characters from Wei and Shu too. Hell, you can even send Lu Bu in if you want to!
Ok, so I hope you get that. Please R&R, and see you next chap! Bye!