Naruto Talent Show
Naruto Talent Show
Orochimaru woke up with a yawn. "Um… Lord Orochimaru… you have an invitation." said a messenger, very
scared. Orochimaru killed the man with a wave of his hand. He picked up the invite. "Lord Orochimaru, you are here by
invited to your birthday party." he read to himself, "They remembered! Your party is being held at the Hidden Leaf village
auditorium!" he quickly got dressed and started rushing to the Leaf village. When he got there, he killed the two ninjas at
the doorway and kept running. People screamed in terror at the sight of him. He was just grinning REAL big as he ran. He
stopped at the auditorium doors and practiced his surprised face expressions. He burst open the doors waiting for a
"happy birthday!" But he heard nothing. He opened his eyes and saw his old teammates, Jiraiya and Tsunade, sitting at a
long table with one chair empty. "Got ya!" yelled Jiraiya.
"Why can't you just tell me, 'You're going to a judge! Come to the village!', instead of lying to me?" said
Orochimaru, sitting in the empty seat. "Because you won't come. Now quit whining!" yelled Tsunade. Orochimaru grumbled
to himself. "You should have seen it coming! We did the exact same thing last year!" said Jiraiya, laughing. "Woman, I kill
you!" yelled Orochimaru. They were about to pull out kunai, until a ninja on the stage said, "Um… we're ready to start…"
Orochimaru threw a kunai at him, and he died (obviously). "Would you stop that?! Whenever you get mad, you just kill
people! Just calm down!" yelled Tsunade. Orochimaru was quiet.
"First up, we have TenTen!" said a new ninja. TenTen walked onto the stage. The judges groaned. "What?!
What's wrong?!" said TenTen. "You do the same stupid thing EVERY year! You bring out your scrolls and throw a bunch of
weapons, which people will dodge easily." said Orochimaru, with his head down. "Please… do something different." said
Tsunade. TenTen was near tears. "Hey hey, don't cry! Just do your act." said Jiraiya. "But that's all I do!!" yelled TenTen,
crying. The other two judges glared at Orochimaru. "What?" "You made her cry!" Orochimaru shrugged. Neji jumped on the
stage. "Don't listen to them! Do what your heart desires!" said Neji, proudly. TenTen's eyes sparkled. "I WILL!" she yelled,
spinning out her scroll. The judges gasped. They ducked under their table to avoid being killed. "NEXT, NEXT!" yelled
Orochimaru. TenTen stopped and started slumping away with Neji. "Don't you have an act?" asked Jiraiya, to Neji. "I was
banned due to last year." said Neji, sadly. "Oh yeah, '64 palm'. It was only actually 61 palms. Right, Neji?" said Tsunade. "I
promise! That will be the only time I'll cheat!!" begged Neji. "Sit down with your 'girlfriend'." said Orochimaru. They sat and
put their heads down.
"Up next, Hinata!" said the ninja. Hinata slowly walked onto the stage. She screamed, ducked, and barely
dodged a shuriken. The judges turned to see Neji with his arm outstretched. "Dang it! Missed." said Neji. "So, what's your
talent?" asked Orochimaru, undisturbed. "And don't chicken out like last year." said Jiraiya. "Shut up! All right, show us
what you've got." said Tsunade. Hinata closed her eyes. After ten minutes, judges were getting bored. Suddenly, Shino
pulls out two large boxes with square holes in them. Hinata opened her eyes and activated her Byakugan. Kunai started
flying out of the boxes. Hinata started blocking them all. Judges started clapping, until one kunai hit Hinata's hand. "Crap!
My hand!" yelled Hinata. But the kunai kept coming, so Hinata had to dodge them all. "TURN IT OFF!!" yelled Hinata, pissed.
Shino said, "Oh.", and stopped the machines. She fell over exhausted. "You're in." said Tsunade. Hinata raised her hands.
"Yay."
"Our next act and final act for the day is Rock Lee!" said the ninja. Rock Lee jumped out and did a triple
backflip. "I'm ready!" yelled Rock Lee. "What will you do?" asked Orochimaru, bored. "I will be break this log with ONE
punch!" yelled Lee. Guy Sensei brought out the log. "SHOW THEM WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF!!" yelled Guy, proudly. Lee
nodded, his eyes sparkling. Lee jumped in the air and drove his fist into the log. It didn't budge. Lee stood there. "Let me
try again!!" Guy brought in another log. Lee punched it, and no results. "Wait, wait!! Let me try again!!"
5 hours later…
The judges yawned. Lee panted. "WHY WON'T YOU BREAK!!" yelled Lee. Lee wrapped his hand straps around
the log and started spinning in the air. "PRIMARY LOTUS!!" he yelled, bringing the log down. The log split in two. "Fine,
you're in. I'm going home." said Orochimaru, getting up. The other two judges left. Lee sat there celebrating.
This is only Day 1! Many more acts to come!! Keep reading!! Review!! Oh… If there's someone you want to be judged, email me!