Natalie Kabra's Argument Journal

A/N Hey there readers, here is one of a diary stories, written by Natalie Kabra. She explains in it her science to live life…

DISCLAIMER:

ME: Natalie, do the disclaimer

Natalie: NO!

Me: I'll sue

Natalie: That's my line, not yours.

Me: I'll rip your Prada and BTW, Louis Vuitton is F.L.O. And you're one…

Natalie: Fine, Stonehenge 16 doesn't own any of this story, just the plot!

Chapter 1:

Question: Why do peasants not care about what they wear?

My opinion: I think it's because of money. Now because I'm rich (yes, yes, I heard you saying that I'm cocky, but WHO CARES, because I am and you're not) I have enough money to go to rich stores like Prada (for all you peasants, Prada is a fashion brand that means the world to me) and things like that and buy almost all the stock. In fact I have a lot of money, so much that my dress can cost more than your silly peasant homes. And I'm not lying. So to tell you that the fantastic Natalie Kabra is true to her word, peasants do not care about what they wear because they simply have either: no Money, more things to worry about and no more peasant brain matter left.

Other peasant's point of view (research component) That's their argument:

Daniel Kabra I mean Cahill (whoops, did I say I was married to him, stupid peasant).

1, Natalie I'm rich and you're not. Who in the world has every single Ninja sword made and a lifetime supply of skittles?

2. In case you're wondering, people (BTW, by the way I'm not a peasant) don't care about clothes because people like Hamilton Holt dare boys and have better things in life to worry about, like their muscles and weight liftings and if Amy is a dweeb. Only Girls worry about clothes, exception for Ian Cobra because he is a girl, worrying about Amy (whoops) more like people such as his psychopath mother (that's your mum I'm referring to).

Ian Kabra I might not be a peasant, but at least I know style (cue's girls swooning at the sound of my voice). You see, Natalie, I've had many girls, more than boys for you and I even know how to pick out the best suit in the Armani catalogue. And I bet Daniel Cahill can't. So there, peasants don't care because they simply do not have enough brain capacity to. BTW, Alexandra Phillips has moved on to another girl.

Amy Cahill Excuse…excuse me, Prada qu..qu.. Prada queen but I… I am…not a p…p….peasant. Hhhhhhow dare you. I might not have as…as much money as you bu…but at least I care. How many times has I….I an Kabra said ….love… you l….l…oook so stylish t…ttt….today? So… I will tell you that peasants are not dumb at all….a…re….they…they ?...Do…don…..don't you th….th..think?

Natalie's Proof Peasants, in case you want me to tell you the proof (yes, to prove you wrong), look at our reviewers. They have said the complete opposite to my opinion, but I can tell you, like Ian said, Amy probably couldn't pick the best smelling Estee Lauder lip gloss.

Natalie's Conclusion: Peasants don't worry about what they wear because they, for the main reason, they don't have enough memory, kinda when people like Daniel Cahill run out of punchlines on ninjas

Today's Quote: "I will not be triumphed over"! -Cleopatra