Disclaimer: I don't own the Naruto characters but I do have fun making them have mad hot sex.
A/n: This was inspired by a conversation and then had Skully arts made for it, so here this whopper is in all it's glory! My first time writing a threesome(with my three Favorite Naru boys)! XD Enjoy!
A Little Alcohol...
Naruto smiled as he stared down the shaggy brunette. "Come on, you chicken?" He lifted a brow. Kiba's smile widened.
"You won't beat me, blondie," he laughed.
Sasuke shook his head before taking another long swig of beer keeping his dark eyes on his companions. They were fighting over him, of all things.
The Uchiha had been the bottom for them both in the past, enough times to count for more than casual sex. Of course, he'd had his fair share of topping them as well. At the moment, Naruto and Kiba were horny and drunk.
Well, they started out just horny.
A few hours earlier…
"Sasuke!" Kiba called out, jogging up to the raven-haired boy.
"Yo." Sasuke replied impassively as he continued walking down the concrete path. The shaggy brunette nudged him with his elbow, so he stopped walking, knowing Kiba wouldn't leave until he listened.
"I was thinking…" Kiba started, his grin growing when Sasuke turned to face him. "…since we both don't have class in the morning..."
Sasuke smirked, shaking his dark locks slightly. "I figured that's what you were coming to ask." He glanced over the brunette's shoulder, catching a quick glimpse of blonde hair that was rushing toward them.
"Sasuke!"
Kiba turned, groaning, "Great…"
"Hey, Sasuke…" Naruto stopped next to them, panting. There was a few silent seconds between them, Naruto bent over holding his side from running too far, too fast. He eyed Kiba before looking back at Sasuke with a wide, bright smile.
"Would you… uh…" The blonde blushed ever so slightly which made Sasuke's lips curl into a sly grin. Naruto straightened up and took the few steps forward so his lips were brushing softly against Sasuke's ear as he whispered his question. The Uchiha's smile grew mischievous.
"Mmm… What to do?" He looked at both males in front of him. Kiba was now eyeing Naruto suspiciously. "I'll think about it." He answered them both in a simple statement. "I have a class." The raven turned and started walking.
Kiba and Naruto glared at each other, and then growled softly.
"You didn't-"
"I asked first!"
"So! I'm with him more!"
"Your point?!"
"Go to class. Both of you, or neither of you will get any." Sasuke glanced over his shoulder before disappearing inside the building in front of them.
People were staring at the two boys. Naruto blushed before quickly running off into the building after Sasuke, his class was right beside the Uchiha's, and Kiba sneered slightly before heading to the library.
Currently…
Sasuke took an extra long swig of his drink, scratching again at the pale skin just under the edge of the headband he wore identical to Naruto's; Kiba's was in his coat pocket. The two, currently engaged in a witty verbal battle over the Uchiha, had bet that the first one to lose track of the unsightly accessory would be bottom. As Sasuke was the bottom of choice for the two, he'd been dragged into it.
Of course, this started as three-day battle, only allowing the removal of the tacky head gear during sleep and showers. The loser, or losers, had to continue to wear them until week's end. Kiba had won, Sasuke and Naruto both having had their headbands ripped off earlier that day by a certain shaggy brunette.
Naruto had revolted, declaring challenges throughout the day and somewhere along the way they ended up in a bar. Kiba and Naruto, who also was still donning the headgear, were now in a drinking competition to see who would be taking the Uchiha home that night, the raven having given up on reasoning with them.
Sasuke was drunk, but not nearly as plastered as his companions.
The three were in a booth; long green curtains enclosing them from the rest of the bar (save for the waitress who was becoming rather scared to bother them). Sasuke had paid extra for the 'privacy curtains', which were usually restricted to VIP's, and other more… reputable customers, who didn't want the public to see what they were doing. The raven had used his name, as well as his seemingly bottomless bank account, to procure the booth as soon as they entered, just knowing it would come down to something like this…
"I say me!"
"Of course you would!" Naruto grinned. "He likes me more."
"He likes to TOP you more."
"I'm bigger than you."
"Yeah? You think so?" Kiba stood, hands reaching for the button on his pants. The blonde saw where this was going and proceeded to do the same. Naruto looked down at the stubborn button on his dark jeans, fighting with the zipper as the headband slid down to cover part of his vision, which didn't stop him, just slowed him down.
Sasuke stood as the other two walked to the edge of the table, ready to compare the size of their cocks, both still working to pull their pieces out of their pants.
"Enough."
Sasuke stepped between them, the brunette having to slide onto the table top to get out of the Uchiha's way. Kiba's hand darted out to grab a hold of Sasuke so he wouldn't fall over, while Sasuke simultaneously grabbed the collar of Naruto's black T-shirt, pulling the blonde in closer to him.
Kiba was already half-undressed, having unbuttoned his grey shirt earlier, the alcohol and their previous running competition (to see who had more stamina) had made him hot. He took this opportunity, Naruto's half blindness and Sasuke's close proximity, to run his hand up the pale chest, pushing the navy t-shirt to bunch at the raven's collarbone.
"Why don't you both just shut up and fuck me?" Sasuke said, narrowing his eyes as he looked at Kiba, grabbing the wrist attached to the shocked brunette's wandering hand. Dark eyes then fell to regard the blonde as he struggled to free himself from the hold Sasuke had on his shirt, the headband now completely covering his eyes. In his desperate attempt to get free, Naruto knocked Sasuke over into Kiba's half exposed groin, the brunette instinctively bucking against the friction, causing Sasuke to grind back against Naruto's still lightly clothed erection.
"Well?" Sasuke's lips were coiled into a pleased grin as the other two gasped.
TBC
A/n: Reviews are cherished and put into little jars for later XD