Hello and welcome to this story! I'm already off to a rough start because I have no idea how to do this, but please be patient. :)

Most of the classes for the characters will be given as you read, but FYI, Add is Diabolic Esper and Eve is Code: Battle Seraph. I do not own Elsword and I would like to say that i got the idea for this story from another story, but they are draaaamaaaaticly different.

Enjoy~

Add Gets Bored

"FUCK! Eve! Just give me your fucking codes already!" Add screamed. It was two A.M and Add was in Eve's room. He had been trying to steal Eve's codes while she was

sleeping, but she had woken up and used a powerful skill against him.

"I have no desire to give something so powerful to an insolent fool like you. Now LEAVE before I incinerate you with another laser." Eve said, pointing towards the door. Add

backed out dramatically. "I'll get your codes if its the last thing I d- SHIT!" Add shouted as he backed into the door frame. Eve sent Moby to shut the door behind him.

Add stormed down the hallway and slammed the door to his room. "Nasods are full of shit! Codes are full of shit! My fucking life is full of shit! AhhAHhaHHahhA! I know! I

need a break! A day off! Yes! This will be a day of relaxation! AAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!" Add cackled, probably waking all of the other members of the Elgang.

He threw off his clothes and went to sleep, thinking of all the things he would do on his day off.

The next morning, Add woke up to his least favorite song in the history of least favorite songs. "Wake up and smell the farm life" was a country song. Add already hated

country music, but this song was specifically HORRID because it was about waking up and smelling the things on a farm. He was only listening to it because he had put it on

his musical alarm mini cowboy. The alarm was made to force Add out of bed, and then chase it around his room for morning exercise.

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Add screamed as he jumped out of bed to stop the song. He chased his alarm system around the room. "Wake up and smell the farm life! Wake

up and smell the farm life! There's nothing like fresh dirt on a Saturday morn. Oooh! Wake up and smell the cows uders! Fix yourself a glass too. Nothin' like farm life today."

the cowboy sang as it ran under the bed. "NOOOO! FUCK YOU, UGLY COWBOY!" Add screamed as he reached under the bed and grabbed his alarm system. "YOU WANNA

SMELL SOMETHING? SMELL THIS HIGHLY DANDEROUS EXPLOSIVE CHEMICAL!" Add shouted as he grabbed a beaker off his desk and doused his alarm clock in it. Add backed

away just in time as the mini cowboy exploded.

Chung came running to Add's room to see what happened. He opened the door to find Add in his boxers staring at a crispy cowboy, dead on the floor.

"Uh...Add? What happened." Chung asked.

"Just a friendly game of tag. I won." Add answered with a smile, like everything was normal. Chung walked out of the room, creeped out.

"That was a horrible start to my day off..." Add thought as he headed to the bathroom to wash his hands. He then went back to his room, threw on a shirt, and went to the

dining room for breakfast. As he walked in, the guys were giving him strange looks and the girls were blushing. Aisha finally got brave enough to ask.

"U-um, Add, why are you in your boxers?" Aisha asked hesitantly.

Add looked up. "Would you prefer if I went commando?" Add replied sarcastically.

"N-no, thank you." Aisha said and went back to eating her food.

After five minutes of silence, Raven suddenly stood up and started complaining.

"Oh, I get it! You think you're better that the rest of us guys, huh? Well I hope you know that I'm way older than a kid like you so my d**k is ten times the size of your itzy

bitzy baby p***s!" Raven shouted, making blood fly out of the girls' noses, and Ciel cover Lu's ears. Add also stood up, now enraged.

"I DO NOT HAVE AN ITSY BITSY BABY P***S! AND ALSO, YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO WEAR! THIS IS MY DAY OFF AND I'LL WEAR WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT WHERE

EVER THE FUCK I WANT!" Add said, sitting down and eating his chocolate cereal with dignity. There was silence for the next ten minutes of breakfast until Add started

humming, "Wake Up and Smell the Farm Life" . He had only been humming for three seconds until he realized what he was humming.

"OH, SHIT! SOMEBODY SING SOMETHING! ANYTHING!" Add yelled.

The other members just stared at each other until Elesis started singing "Old MC Donnald"

"O-old Mc Donnald had a farm-" Was all Elesis could sing before she was cut off by Add.

"NOOOO! NO MORE FAAAARRMS!" Add screamed.

"O-ok then. I'm bringing home a baby bummble bee. Won't my momy be so proud of me? I'm bringing home a baby bummble bee..." Elesis sang. Eventually, they all

started singing. All except Eve, of course who was listening to her own music.

And that is chapter one! Hope who ever read it enjoyed it and is looking forward to the next chapter! BTW, wake up and smell the farm life is not a real song. The censoring was done by Rena, who kicked Raven and Add under the table every time they got to the obvious syllables.

See you next time!