That Cougar
Show: Full Metal Alchemist
Plot: After a long day at work, Roy isn't surprised that Kimblee is in his apartment. Kimblee has a surprise for the Flame Alchemist in his bathroom. Based on a scene from Talladaga Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.
Disclaimer: I do not own FMA. Wish I did, but sadly that's how the world works right. I do own the pretty cougar though.
Part 1
Roy Mustang ripped off his blouse as he headed up to his apartment. Of course he had to be on the top fucking floor. He pulled his keys out of his trouser pockets when he got to his apartment door. He opened his door. He was busy trying to get out of his uniform that he almost didn't see the other Alchemist in his apartment on his couch.
The Flame Alchemist stopped in his tracks. His onyx eyes narrowed a bit.
"How the fuck did you get into my apartment?" he asked.
"Easy Mustang. The window," Kimblee said jerking his thumb towards the open window.
Mustang rolled his eyes, throwing his clothes on the floor beside the couch. The black haired man headed to the bathroom. He heard the Red Lotus Alchemist snicker, but ignored it. He jerked the door open. A loud growl was sounded from the bathroom.
Roy slammed the door shut. He turned to the other male in the apartment.
"Why the hell is there a cougar in my bathroom? And how the hell did you get it into my apartment?" Mustang yelled at him.
"Pretty easy. Now live with it," Kimblee said before climbing out of the apartment.
Weeks passed and Mustang found himself a new pet and guard animal for when Kimblee decided to enter his apartment unannounced.