PMZ: This is a fanfic that I have had in my head for soooo long! I even did a comic for it!

Koga: Then why didn't u send it in?

PMZ: Because it wasn't written down baka! I smack Koga across face

Koga: Groans in pain and falls unconscious

PMZ: NOW ON WITH THE STORY!

CHAPTER ONE! KAGOME HAS A …..

It was an ordinary day in Feudal Japan until Kikyo came to attack Kagome….

"Why are we sitting around and looking for the jewel?" InuYasha asked impatiently as ever.

"Because I want to take a break once in a while ok?" Kagome said unpacking her backpack. She found fireworks, a lot of ramen, clothes, candy, and a ….. Suddenly a scared arrow buzzed in right over Kagome's head and into a tree nearby.

"WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?" InuYasha said jumping up.

"That was an arrow stupid!" Mirko answered just to get a smack across the face by Sango.

"Mirko we all know what it is we want to know where it came from!" Sango said smacking him again.

"It was I and I have come to destroy Kagome!" Kikyo said as she appeared behind a bush sending another arrow towards Kagome. InuYasha jumped in front of Kagome but just to get the arrow stuck in him. He fell backwards in pain. He sat against a tree watching instead of fighting.

"This is all we can do from now…when there's two anger woman there's nothing else to do." Inuyasha sighed. Sango looked at him angrily and smacked him across the face then sat down next to Mirko, InuYasha, and Shippo to watch the show.

Kagome secretly took the last item in her backpack and stood up facing Kikyo.

"I am not the one who's going to die!" Kagome said staring darts into Kikyo.

Suddenly an announcer appeared on a huge stage that came from the sky.

"Ladies, gentleman, and demons of all ages! Welcome to the Brand new show! Fighting Women!" The human announcer said waving his hand in a circle, "Tonight we have to beautiful, identical ladies, fighting over one handsome half-demon! Introducing Kikyo and Kagome!" He announced as two spotlights hit Kikyo and Kagome.

The two girls stared at one another than to the announcer in awe. So did the other people of the gang.

"Let the fighting begin!" He said as Kagome and Kikyo got raised unto a stage.

Many people from the series came into the audience. Naraku, Kanna, and Kagura came and sat down by the others.

"Who wants popcorn?" Kagura asked handing bags of popcorn to the others. Everyone took there own bags with glee. Not to long after Koga, Anayme, Sesshomaru, Rin, and Jaken came to watch the show. They each took popcorn and stared at the two shocked woman on the stage.

"I came to kill you and that is what I shall do!" Kikyo said shooting three arrows towards Kagome. Kagome dogged them and landed far away from Kikyo.

"How is she going to fight if she doesn't have a weapon?" InuYasha asked. The announcer appeared right beside him eating popcorn and said "Supplying weapons wasn't in the job description!" then continued eating."

"I think I have the advantage now weakling!" Kikyo said shooting more arrows. Kagome once again dogged them and than yawned.

"Is that the best you can do?" She said pulling the object from her backpack out of her shoe. Kikyo shoot more arrows towards Kagome. But this time Kagome stayed in the same place waiting for the arrows. "Given up now have we?" Kikyo taunted. "Nope." Kagome said.

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

Three bullets flew from Kagome's gun towards the three arrows. Quickly the bullets broke the arrows and where heading towards Kikyo.

"Who do you think is going to win?" Shippo asked nervously. "Kagome." Everyone else said, including the announcer, at once. They all stared at the flying bullets. They where going straight at Kikyo's heart. "WHAT ARE THESE THINGS?" Kikyo asked petrified to move anywhere.

Kagome gave an evil laugh, "Those things are called bullets. And they are going to kill you!" Kagome gave another evil laugh and smirked as the bullets went through Kikyo quick as a flash! "Inu---yasha--- don't forget me I loved you!" Kikyo screamed as her body was returned to bones and soil. Kagome blew the dust away from her gun like in those old fashioned show downs and turned around. She bowed to the crowd.

Everyone in the crowd roared with applause except InuYasha. He was over by the place where Kikyo died poking the remains of his once loved Girlfriend. "Why did u have to die?" He asked the remains. "Awww WHATS the matter did I kill your little girl friend?" Kagome taunted in a girly voice and then laughed getting picked up by Mirko, Koga, Sesshomaru, and Naraku.

"Thank you for joining us on Fighting Woman!" The announcer yelled, "Now can someone please come clean up the remains and get this wining puppy of the stage?" He asked walking off stage towards the group of cheering people carrying Kagome. "Let's go celebrate!" Kagome screamed as they marched to the local Feudal Japan bar followed by the girls.

The Band of Seven appeared in janitor uniforms and cleaned off the stage. One picked InuYasha up by the collar and threw him in the river. After twenty minutes the stage was cleaned up and InuYasha ended up washed up on the beach by the local bar. He heard music playing and then decided to forget about Kikyo and ran over to join the party.

The rest of the night seemed back to normal. The game show went back where it came from…into the sky with The Band of Seven and the announcer on it. Sesshomaru, Rin, and Jaken went back to the western lands. Koga went to his den and Ayanme went to hers. Naraku, Kanna, and Kagura went back to hiding in the North, Last but not least The Inu group settled down by Kagome's stuff.

"That was an exciting day!" Mirko said examining Kagome's 'gun'. "I…guess…"InuYasha said head down. "Oh come on InuYasha! I killed her so what!" Kagome said snatching her gun away form Mirko and put it on safety then threw it back. "Ok fine…" He replied falling asleep. "I think that won't be the last of that game show…" Sango said lying down. "Me too Sango me too…" Kagome agreed falling asleep. "What do I do with the 'gun'" Mirko asked to the sleeping woman. No one answered… "I think just put it back in Kagome's bag carefully…?" Shippo said before falling asleep. Mirko opened up Kagome's bag and set the gun on the fireworks.

BOOM!

Just Kidding!

Mirko fell asleep while Kohaku was waiting until morning to do his attack…

PMZ: What you think? Good?

Koga: It was sort of…uh…violent?

PMZ: DUH STUPID BAKA! Ismack Koga again. Oops sorry I didn't mean to hurt you again! looks at Koga

Koga: Its all good…He falls over unconscious again

PMZ: REVIEW! Whoever gives the best review may get a kiss from our one and only Half-Demon! Right InuYasha?

InuYasha: Right...Says under breath. Like I have a choice….

PMZ: I HEARD THAT! Anyway Next chapter is called….Sibling love! JA NE! XD