The Sequel to the Life of Crime
By Shadowgate
SpongeBob is walking home with his very best but stupid friend Patrick. He is very irritated with the way things have turned out. The police sure had a good laugh at both of them.
SpongeBob said Patrick "you know what you could have done was further research to make sure we were actually guilty of a crime. It's a tragedy when innocent people are locked up Patrick."
Patrick said I sure didn't see you do any research on whether it would be safe for us to carry out our plan to borrow that balloon. Well it turned out to be safe to borrow the balloon on free balloon day. Oh but you're such a big scared sissy Patrick.
Patrick said "well it was your idea to confess to."
SpongeBob said the whole matter could have been diverted if you had shoved the balloon up your five dimensional ass.
Patrick was outraged and yelled "HOW THE FUCK WOULD SHOVING THE BALLOON UP MY ASS MAKE THINGS BETTER?"
SpongeBob said "your big ass would have kept it safe from popping and nobody would have seen it so nobody would have known we had it. It would have been the perfect plan. You're a star fish with a five dimensional ass which would have worked out great."
Patrick asked "what if I fart with the balloon up my ass?"
SpongeBob screams and attacks Patrick.
The End