Disclaimer: I don't own H2O: Just Add Water.
Author's note: This story is from Rikki's POV.
A cool woman!
My name's Rikki Chadwick and I'm a sexy girl who's also a mermaid.
I'm not a weak girl who you can joke around with. I'm a strong, sexy woman who's totally ready to kick some ass if I have to.
You may call me a bitch, a slut, a bimbo or a fuck-toy, I'm still not gonna cry like a little girly-girl. If you call me a bitch, slut, bimbo or fuck-toy I'll kick your loser-ass so freakin' bad that you can't walk for two weeks.
I'm a confident woman who's not shy about anything.
Oh yeah! I'm not a little stupid kid anymore.
I'm not afraid to speak what's on my mind. I don't fuckin' care if my opinion make you sad or something like that.
I love sex and alcohol. That's not lady-like, I know, but I don't care.
I'm a sassy rebel-girl who's cool, confident, strong and sexy.
I've had learn to care for myself from an early age.
Most people seem to think I'm an easy fuck just because I'm young and blonde. That couldn't be further from the truth. No way that I'm an easy fuck.
I love to have sex, but that doesn't make me an easy fuck.
I only have sex with guys who are worth havin' sex with.
I'm Rikki Chadwick, a very cool young woman.
Bye, freak-face!