I came up with this after being exposed to a horrible crime... the dubbing of one of my favorite anime. Outlaw Star may you rest in peace.
"Fred Luo's Revenge on Toonami"
part one
by Shinigami Baby
Fred sat in his luxurious office and stared at the projection screen television in shock. "Toonami's done it again..." Fred's words echoed his thoughts. "...we minority characters are ALWAYS getting the shaft!" He shouted. Composing himself, he added cheekily: "Too bad not LITERALLY!"
Leaning back in his leather chair, he decided he needed to take action against this near-hate crime. "First..." he said outloud to himself... "SailorMoon... they made poor Michiru and Haruka cousins... then they go and change Trowa's line from 'There's this longing' to 'I know that guy'... and now...." Fred bacame more and more upset with each word... "NOW THIS! I didn't get to profess my love for Gene Starwind on national television!!!! Toonami! How CRUEL YOU ARE!"
Fred's bodyguards nervously backed away from their boss. Nothing was scarier than Fred on a dramatic high...
Standing up and tossing some of his dark hair over his shoulder, Fred pointed to one of his bodyguards. "Get me the telephone! NOW!"
"Y-yes sir!" Said the unnamed bodyguard who we'll just call Bobby. =^_~=
Less than a minute later, Bobby returned with a telephone for Fred. Snatching it away furiously, Fred called the only person he knew would understand him...
Gene stared at the vidscreen in shock. "You want me to WHAT!?"
Fred grinned. "You heard me! Blow up Cartoon Network's satellite!"
Jim poked his head into view. "But WHY?" Then quickly whipping out a calculator, he estimated how much it would cost for such trivial things in anime such as ammunition. "That'll cost over a million wong! Are you insane?!"
Fred shook his head, sure of himself. "I'm QUITE sound in mind, James. Now Do it! I'll gladly pay you triple your budget!"
Gene and Jim's eyes lit up with dollar signs.
"Tr...triple?!" Gene had to be sure he heard his old friend correctly.
"Triple." Fred confirmed.
Jim was practically drooling. "That's three million wong..."
"I KNOW HOW MUCH IT IS!" Fred was becoming rather annoyed with his two friends. "Now then... will you do it?" He batted his eyes at Gene.
Gene sighed. "Well... okay. The price is right and we're broke anyway."
"Great! I'll remember this little favor Gene! Ta-taaa!" Fred grinned and the vidscreen went black.
Once all was silent Gene grinned ear to ear. "We were gonna do that anyway! Did you hear my English voice actor! MAN what an ass!"
Jim was almost laughing he was so happy. "What about MINE? This is great! We're gonna get PAID to do something we were gonna do anyway!"
The two partners were too busy laughing at their good fortune to notice that Melfina had mysteriously disappeared from the kitchen...
~To Be Continued!~
=^_^=
Mwahahahaha! Toonami must burn! Anyway...please review! Jaa!
"Fred Luo's Revenge on Toonami"
part one
by Shinigami Baby
Fred sat in his luxurious office and stared at the projection screen television in shock. "Toonami's done it again..." Fred's words echoed his thoughts. "...we minority characters are ALWAYS getting the shaft!" He shouted. Composing himself, he added cheekily: "Too bad not LITERALLY!"
Leaning back in his leather chair, he decided he needed to take action against this near-hate crime. "First..." he said outloud to himself... "SailorMoon... they made poor Michiru and Haruka cousins... then they go and change Trowa's line from 'There's this longing' to 'I know that guy'... and now...." Fred bacame more and more upset with each word... "NOW THIS! I didn't get to profess my love for Gene Starwind on national television!!!! Toonami! How CRUEL YOU ARE!"
Fred's bodyguards nervously backed away from their boss. Nothing was scarier than Fred on a dramatic high...
Standing up and tossing some of his dark hair over his shoulder, Fred pointed to one of his bodyguards. "Get me the telephone! NOW!"
"Y-yes sir!" Said the unnamed bodyguard who we'll just call Bobby. =^_~=
Less than a minute later, Bobby returned with a telephone for Fred. Snatching it away furiously, Fred called the only person he knew would understand him...
Gene stared at the vidscreen in shock. "You want me to WHAT!?"
Fred grinned. "You heard me! Blow up Cartoon Network's satellite!"
Jim poked his head into view. "But WHY?" Then quickly whipping out a calculator, he estimated how much it would cost for such trivial things in anime such as ammunition. "That'll cost over a million wong! Are you insane?!"
Fred shook his head, sure of himself. "I'm QUITE sound in mind, James. Now Do it! I'll gladly pay you triple your budget!"
Gene and Jim's eyes lit up with dollar signs.
"Tr...triple?!" Gene had to be sure he heard his old friend correctly.
"Triple." Fred confirmed.
Jim was practically drooling. "That's three million wong..."
"I KNOW HOW MUCH IT IS!" Fred was becoming rather annoyed with his two friends. "Now then... will you do it?" He batted his eyes at Gene.
Gene sighed. "Well... okay. The price is right and we're broke anyway."
"Great! I'll remember this little favor Gene! Ta-taaa!" Fred grinned and the vidscreen went black.
Once all was silent Gene grinned ear to ear. "We were gonna do that anyway! Did you hear my English voice actor! MAN what an ass!"
Jim was almost laughing he was so happy. "What about MINE? This is great! We're gonna get PAID to do something we were gonna do anyway!"
The two partners were too busy laughing at their good fortune to notice that Melfina had mysteriously disappeared from the kitchen...
~To Be Continued!~
=^_^=
Mwahahahaha! Toonami must burn! Anyway...please review! Jaa!