Summary: "What if Sheldon sent Amy V-day messages?" Just some messages Sheldon*may* have sent via electronic communication to Amy. Set in Season 5.

A/N: The idea of this came from Fan Forum a few weeks back. It's a bit late already but what the heck. I'd still try to make more, depending on you guys. Not necessarily valentines-themed though. Slightly OOC, but it's still Shamy goodness :D

Disclaimer: I do not own TBBT. Period.


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Doctor Who-themed

Dear Amy,

Earlier, I was watching a rerun of Doctor Who and I realized that you just called him "Doctor Who" instead of referring to him as "The Doctor". I never bothered to correct you since it would take much of the viewing time. So, may I just remind you that we call him "The Doctor" and that when you come with me to Who Con, you won't get mugged. You're welcome.

It still kills me that you refer to the shows I enjoy the most as "cheap science fiction". As if Downton Abbey can bring down The Doctor and his companions.

Anyhow, I wrote to tell you that seeing River with the Doctor reminded me of her mother whose name is the same as yours. Therefore, if we are to bear overlords in the near future and one of them is female, I call dibs on naming our daughter Melody River.

Your beloved,
Sheldon


Whatcha think? Too OOC? As always, reviews? :D