What would it be like to fuck our favorite Hogwarts students? You know you've thought about it. God only knows how much I have. It's probably not healthy, but I don't care. It's awesome.

So I had been thinking about this for a couple of days, partly inspired by the "Reasons why I'd fuck a [insert house here]" series, and then a conversation that led to the firm belief that this needed to be written. "I'm a Hogwarts whore" jump-started this whole thing. And then…Wizard God, awesomeness and insanity. You'll see.

Warnings: This character is a bisexual whore. This is a slightly OOC smut fic and I don't care.

This is set in an ambiguous time period, although the best guess would be Harry's sixth year. Because they're Hogwarts students, some characters may be underage, but assume everyone is fifteen and older. I cannot in good conscience write about under-fifteens having sex. Fifteen makes me a little squicky, but age differences may force me to do this. Most of the characters will be sixteen and seventeen though.

Super long AN is finished now! Time for shameless smut!

Enjoy!

-Forbala-

CHAPTER ONE: CANDLES

Lillian stepped off the train at Hogsmead Station and looked around at the excited students rushing about and racing off with friends to claim thestral-drawn carriages. But she wasn't seeing the students as they were, or as she had known them for their years together in school. She was seeing them anew: as prey.

Lillian Blair, sixth year Ravenclaw, had vowed to violate as many students as possible this year.

She climbed in a carriage with fellow Ravenclaw Luna Lovegood.

"How as your summer holiday?" Luna asked.

"Oh, just fine. Yours? Did you and your father find anything new and exciting?"

"Oh, yes!" And she proceeded to detail how her father had taken her traveling and they had seen so many wonderful things. But Lillian wasn't listening; she was looking at the odd girl in a new light.

Luna was pretty with her long, well cared-for blond hair and smooth, white skin. But over the summer, she—like so many of their year—had blossomed. She had filled out in all the right way: Her breasts were perky and sumptuous beneath her figure-diminishing school uniform. Her vest was loose around the waist, so Lillian knew she was still somewhat thin, but her waist was distinguished.

She decided then and there that she would fuck Luna by the year's end. Luna was curious and adventurous, so convincing her into bed shouldn't be too difficult.

The carriages pulled up to the gates of Hogwarts and they left them. Luna paused to pet the thestral that Lillian couldn't see, but knew was probably there, at least if Luna was to be believed.

When Lillian saw that they were searching students' trunks at the gates, she panicked a bit. She had gone on a bit of a shopping spree and, while most of it was well hidden, she knew the professors would confiscate certain items—a strap-on had only one purpose, after all.

But her things were not searched thoroughly and she was not questioned. She strode onto the school grounds, breathing a sigh of relief.

Later that night, in the Ravenclaw dorms, Lillian was sitting on the floor with a piece of parchment and a quill, making a list of prey. She planned to hit every Weasley and Gryffindor boy, a few Gryffindor girls, and of course as many of her own house as she could. She wondered if she could get the Weasley twins and Patil twins to have threesomes with her.

Luna came over and sat beside her. "What are you doing?" she asked.

Lillian moved the parchment quickly under her bed and looked at the other girl. Well, no better time than the present, right?

"Oh, nothing really. Luna, can I ask you a question?"

"Sure."

"Have you ever had sex?"

"No. I've always been busy with classes and the Quibbler. Besides, people find me strange."

"I don't. I think you're really cool. And hot." Luna smiled and thanked her. Lillian put a hand on the other girl's and looked at her for her reaction. Luna seemed surprised, but not offended. "Would you like to go…someplace?"

"Lilli, are you soliciting me?" Luna asked, smiling, a sparkle in her eye.

"Yes."

"Follow me." Luna stood and Lillian quickly followed after her. They dressed in dark clothes and pulled on their cloaks, then went down to the common room. Padma Patil was down there, reading, and she looked up at us.

"Where are you two going?" she asked. She didn't need to say it was after curfew; I saw the disapproval in her eyes, but I knew she wouldn't tattle.

"Exploring. Want to join?" Lillian asked.

"No, thanks. I won't keep your secret if you're caught."

"Okay. See you tomorrow." Then the two girls disappeared into the hall and Luna lead the way cautiously through the castle. They managed to get into an empty classroom without being noticed, thank all the gods.

Luna went and sat on one of the desks in front. Lillian smirked, knowing there would be students sitting there tomorrow, learning magic and not knowing what had been done only hours before.

Lillian went to Luna and put her hands either side of her on the desk. Luna leaned in and kissed the other girl. Lillian leaned into it, loving her soft lips. Lillian moved one hand to Luna's thigh and massaged it, causing the other girl to mewl softly. Luna wrapped her hands around Lillian's waist and pulled her between her legs. Lillian kissed down her neck, simultaneously removing her cloak and unbuttoning her top. Lillian removed her shirt and bra and bent to kiss her breasts. She sucked on one nipple, while massaging the other breast and pinching the corresponding nipple. Luna mewled and moaned in her high, spaced-out voice. She lay back on the table and Lillian followed her, climbing up on top of her.

Luna hastily and clumsily removed the other's cloak, shirt, and bra while Lillian continued to harass her glorious tits. She suddenly pulled Lillian up to her mouth and kissed her hard. They struggled out of their night trousers and Lillian moved down and looked at Luna's labia, covered in light blond hair. She nuzzled the hair and put a finger on Luna's clit. Luna jerked and moaned out.

Lillian smiled and began to rub Luna's clit, rolling and pinching it between two fingers. With her other hand, she gently, slowly, pushed a finger into the girl's vagina, up to the knuckle. Luna wriggled around the new intrusion and Lillian felt her swell and stretch and inserted another finger. She began scissoring, still rubbing Luna's clit, switching to a flat hand, then back to rolling it between her fingers.

Lillian changed position, still molesting Luna's clit with one hand, but paying homage to her breasts again with her mouth and free hand. Luna wrapped her arms around her aggressor and then her body became stiff as she rose to the crest of her pleasure. She shook and moaned, and then her body became entirely limp and she was panting into Lillian's hair.

Lillian lay on top of Luna as they girl recovered. Before long, they were dressing again and as they dressed, Luna asked, "What was that list you were making before?"

"Oh, well…I'm going to try to sleep with as many students as possible this year."

"As many as possible?" she asked as we left the classroom and began sneaking back to Ravenclaw Tower.

"Yeah. Wizard God have mercy on my vagina."

"I'm sure you'll make it through just fine. I'll light a candle for you next time I'm in the Great Hall."

"Bloody hell! Is that what all those candles are for?" Lillian asked, imagining the candle-filled ceiling of the Great Hall.

"I suppose so."

"I will never look at the Great Hall the same way. All I'll see is vagina-blessing candles."

Luna laughed as the two arrived at the entrance to the Tower. They solved the riddle together and went to their beds for some much-needed sleep.