Attack 1
Baby Draco strikes again!
Declaimers: Pure Crack! PWP! Do not own Harry Potter and characters! (Just the poor unfortunate nannies in this fic!)
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The birds chipped and the sun shines the garden upon the cloudless sky. Everything was just… beautiful….except
"I QUIT!!!!!" An ear piercing squeal echo through the corridors of the Malfoy Mansion as the woman screamed.
Lucius was having a hard time keeping his face straight as he face off with the fifth babysitter that he hired to take care of his son. The cute toddler was now sitting on his lap looking around innocently and adorable as always, you couldn't tell a difference between him and the other baby if you just lay your eyes on him.
Big baby-blue eyes, a mop of silvery blond hair and a round chubby face only added to his air of innocent upon this angelic child… with the tendency to make his sitters' life a miserable hell.
His fifth caretaker was now standing across the grand mahogany desk and glaring hatefully at the toddler and his sire. Her hair was a mess, it look like a rookie barber had use it as practice dummy, her formerly new red dress robe was now dirtied, ripped in various places and with mysterious lime green substances clinging to it.
All in all, she looked like she had been having a cat fight with a mob of zombies… wait, in fact she just did.
"I quit! There is no way in hell I'm going to look after this demon spawn!" She grits her teeth and spat as she turned on her heel (singular for one of her high heel was missing) and walked out of the room with her nose almost touching the ceiling.
Lucius stayed looking like his normally cold and formal self until the moment the door close behind the woman- he burst out laughing.
Lucius put his son on his desk as his laughing fit was getting out of control. Minutes later, he was deep breathing trying to recompose himself.
"Hehehe…That's not bad my little one…hehehe… not bad at all…" Lucius wiped the tears that had form in the corner of his eyes and smile at his child. Draco cocked his head a little and gave his Paa a look of pure confusion and looks incredibly cute while doing so.
"Fire dragon, pack of wolves, banshees, snakes, and now zombies. I wonder what you'll subject your poor babysitter's to next? Vampires?" Draco's eyes remain shiny and watery as he still look confuse at what his Paa was talking about but Lucius wouldn't put it past his son to act innocent. He learned long ago to never judge Draco by his look alone, his child could be real tricky sometime.
"Now what should we do?" Draco blinked. "You managed to get yourself a really nasty reputation among the nannies. I don't think anyone one who had been in line long enough to hear your name would want to take the job. So what now?"
Draco blinked again and attached his chubby little hands on his Paa's shirt collar and stay there. Lucius looked down at the hands then at his baby as he arched an eyebrow.
"Hm… I take it you want to stay with me?" Draco buried his face in Paa's good smelling robe and refused to budge. Lucius sighed and pick his child up and walked swiftly toward his room. (Where his son was currently staying with him.)
"Oh well, it's not like anyone would want to take the job now. Might as well wait for some rookie to fall into the trap ne?" Lucius was mumbling to himself as he sat in the rocking chair by the crib and slowly lure Draco to sleep while planning to get some thick head into babysitting his son.
Another peaceful day in the Malfoy Manor… life was so beautiful…
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
A mile away from the huge mansion the poor fifth sitter of some unnamed little devil was running as fast as her legs could carry her as a pack of blood thirsty vampires was chasing her through the gloomy thick forest that surrounded the Manor…
Yep, life was so beautiful.