(an: i do not own naruto if i did well it would obviously be screwed up as you can tell, this is another fanfic which was derived from me and my friend goofing off, so you should thank hina-chan to)

sand siblings bathroom

temari walked into the bathroom grumbling, a fould scent entered her nose and her eye's shot open.

the room looked like it was, attacked by a sludge monster, she cringed slightly as a huge brown sludge ball burst from the toilet, she ran outof the bathroom, slamming the door shut behind her.

she barged into the living room and shouted "KANKURO WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE BATHROOM", he looked up from his place on the couch and stated "what are you talking about".

temari smacked him over the head abd stated "i'm talking about the sludge thing springing from the toilet trying to kill me".

gaara looked up from his spot in the window and stated "if it's that bad, clean it up", temari groaned grabbing kankuro and gaara by the ears dragging the to down the hall to the bathroom, ignoring their yelps of pain.

she drug them to the bathroom and opened the door and ran back to the living room in fear, a moment later kankuro and gaara came running back, screaming in terror.

kankuro was pale as a ghost and gaara was shaking in fear, he grasped temari's shoulders and shook her shouting "WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO".

temari sighed and stated "gaara calm down we just have to clean it up", gaara stopped shaking her and stuttered "c-cle-clean it", temari nodded and stated "kankuro you clean it", kankuro groaned "why me", temari glared at him and stated "because your used to poisonous things, beside you can make karasu do it".

kankuro: it's not my mess

temari: it's not mine either

gaara: not mine either

kankuro: then who's is it

temari: how should i know, gaara

gaara: i don't know.

they all started shouting at eachother, baki walks in to see what all the commotion is about.

baki: what the hell is going on here

temari: somebody destroyed the bathroom and won't clean it up.
she pointed to kankuro and stated "lazy ass", he growled at her and stated "shut up".

kankuro: wasn't me, it was the she witch

temari shouted "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING A SHE WITCH", beats kankuro half to death with her fan.

baki grinned and stated sheepishly "oh the bathroom, sorry about that, that was me".

kankuro, temari and gaara: eew.

temari growled and shouted "CLEAN IT UP YOU DISGUSTING FOOL", temari handed him the cleaning materials and he stalked off sadly.

the next morning:

kankuro walked into the bathroom a moment later he ran out and shouted "BAKI GET YOUR LAZY ASS IN HERE AND CLEAN UP YOUR MESS".

temari and gaara were in the living room drinking tea, they shot each other worried glances and sighed, all three sand siblings thought (here we go again).

end.

(an: ha this is too funny, i feel bad for baki though, please review i make more of these)

gaara: who the hell would review this garbage, i am not afraid of a bathroom

kunai: shut up.

pulls out sludge, gaara screams like a girl and runs away, kunai grins and stated "don't mess with me gaara or else.

kankuro and temari hide behind baki, for protection from the crazy author.

kunai: oh you can call me kunai or rei-chan your choice, this story was derived from me and hina-chan being stupid, but it's for your entertainment, so read and review.